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Secretary's Day

Secretary's Day

Studio: Smash Pictures
Category:  All Sex
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astroknight's ratings for Secretary's Day:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Secretary's Day overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Secretary's Day Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Secretary's Day Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Secretary's Day Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting Secretary's Day Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Secretary's Day DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Secretary's Day A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/13/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 128 min.

Production Date: 7 / 28, 8 / 5, 6, 7, 17 / 2006

Director: Zak Wylde

Cast: Alektra Blue, Jordana James, Lindsay Meadows, Samantha Sin, Erik Everhard, James Deen, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Pat Myne, Steve Holmes, and Talon

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: It's been a long time since Smash has brought out anything new. They've always been one of my go-to studios, so I'm really looking forward to this one!

Initial Reaction: It has a few minor faults, but it also has plenty of hot sex with some great outfits to start things out.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a nice balance of sex acts and dressed up women

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting girls who see how slutty they can look to start out their scenes

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is nicely done for the most part, but there are some large balance problems whenever “Boss” Wylde talks. The video is pretty good, and presented in the full frame ratio. There's a touch of grain here and there as well as some decent sized lighting problems at times. There's also some fairly noticeable camera motion.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu has some fun animation with a few clips from the movie. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in the scene. There's also a positions menu that lets you jump directly to specific sex acts such as blowjobs, anal, or cumshots.

The Feature

It looks to be a fairly typical day around the office. The boss wants lots done, but not everybody is as enthusiastic as he is about working. In fact, most of the secretary's would rather just spend the day fucking.

Scene 1 – Jordana James and Erik Everhard

Cute brunette Jordana, who has her hair pulled back and is wearing glasses, a black skirt, and a sexy white shirt, eyes up well dressed Erik after joining him in the elevator. He keeps checking her out as he follows her down the hall to a meeting with the boss. Erik lets him know he'll have the office running smoothly before he calls in his secretary Jordana to let him know about the benefits. She takes him to another office, and reads him off a few of the benefits before sitting in front of him, running a hand around her sweater to give a peek at her bra, and letting him know there's a few extra benefits as well. Erik opens up her sweater to kiss her breasts as Jordana lets down her hair. Erik moves on to suck her tits and kiss her hard on the mouth before bending her over the table to play with her pussy and eat her ass. Erik pulls out his cock and sits back for Jordana to warm him up before standing up and helping her take it into her throat. He nails her from behind on the table with Jordana still wearing her bra, along with a garter belt and stockings, and then lets her ride him cowgirl style as he sits back in the chair. They also get in some missionary work and reverse cowgirl action on the table, and mix in a little more doggie and oral action. Finally, Erik lets go with a good dose of dick droppings on Jordana's ass.

This is a pretty hot scene. I love how there's a bit of tease leading up to the scene, and Jordana looks darn hot in her little business outfit. She and Erik have great chemistry together and really turn out an energetic fuck. They work through the positions nicely, and although the scene lasts around twenty five minutes it never drags. The camera work was a little off for me, however, as it focused on the penetration a lot more and a lot tighter than I like, and often seemed to cut off parts of Erik and Jordana. The lighting also seemed a little uneven, and caused a noticeable amount of the action to be bleached out. Although the technical side of things held the scene back a bit for me, this is still a very nice scene to start things out.

Scene 2 – Alektra Blue and Pat Myne

Brunette Alektra starts her scene out in black glasses and a black pinstriped shirt writhing around in a chair behind a table until the boss checks in on her. Pat pops up from under her desk as soon as he leaves and plays with her pussy before kissing her on the mouth, freeing her very nicely augmented tits, and dropping down to attack her pierced pussy. He has her play with her pussy before stroking his cock and dropping down to suck it. Pat helps her take him into her throat and has her suck his balls a bit before fucking her from behind and missionary style. Alektra also has Pat fuck her ass missionary and reverse cowgirl style before taking his seed in her mouth and swallowing it down.

This is a darn hot scene! Alektra looks fantastic, and she has fantastic chemistry with Pat. They seem to urge each other on throughout the scene, and are both nicely vocal the entire time. Alektra does a great job with both the anal and the swallowing, but I was a little surprised that there weren't a few good ass to mouth shots. The technical side of things was much better here, and had both a better balance to the lighting as well as the camera angles. This scene is every bit as hot as I hoped with Alektra.

Scene 3 – Tory Lane, Steve Holmes, and Talon

Tory wanders around the office in a bluish gray skirt and white pinstripe button down shirt before sitting back in a chair and calling one of her friends to whine about how her dad's making her work there. When Talon and Steve show up with some boxes, she decides to torment them a little by having them move the boxes all around the office one by one. She decides to play another game with them and lets them undress her as they kiss their way around her before dropping down to attack them both orally. She lies back so Steve can tongue and finger her twat as she continues to suck Talon's cock before sucking Steve's cock while Talon fucks her doggie style. She moves over to Steve for a reverse cowgirl anal ride, and after sucking Talon a little more lets him join in to fuck her pussy at the same time. She sucks her pussy off Talon's cock before having him plunge it into her shitpussy missionary style, and then rides it cowgirl style so Steve can fuck her ass a little more. Steve attacks her ass when she has them stop fucking her so she can suck her pussy off Talon's cock, and then lets her get down to suck and stroke them until they explode on her face so she can swallow down some cum.

This is a pretty darn hot scene. Tory plays the bitch extremely well, and really puts out the energy and vocals. Her vocals were a touch over the top for me at times, but still quite tolerable since she backs it up with her body language. The guys both deliver good hard dicks for her to work with, and Talon was actually fairly tolerable. This is a hot DP scene.

Scene 4 – Lindsay Meadows and Mark Wood

After leaving him in the lobby for hours waiting for Mr. Wylde, hot brunette Lindsay comes out to apologize to Mark. When she comments on how long she's been working and how she could really use a massage, Mark starts to give her a back rub. She opens up her jacket to show a sexy red bra, and soon after Mark's caressing her tits and rubbing her pussy as her panties are pulled aside. He continues to worship her body while stripping her all the way down, and even loses a little clothing himself so she can suck his cock. Mark sits back on the couch to let Lindsay ride him in both cowgirls, and even fucks her doggie style so she can continue to show off her great ass. Mark licks her pussy and eats her ass a bit before fucking her missionary style, and finally grants her request that he cums in her mouth.

This is another hot scene. Lindsay looks fantastic, although I really can't stand her “is it a flower or is it a huge scab” tattoo on her shoulder. She and Mark have great chemistry, and blend some great vocals with nice energy. She also handles the facial extremely well and lifts the entire scene up a notch by it. This is a very nice scene.

Scene 5 – Samantha Sin, James Deen, and Mr. Pete

As cute brunette Samantha struts her way pasty them, James and Mr. Pete can't help but admire her. They each take a shot at picking her up and get shot down, only to find a Xerox of her goodies on their desk later. They rush to the conference room to find her waiting and playing with herself, and soon after get her down to suck and stroke them. She lets Mr. Pete fuck her from behind first before James gets a little missionary action in. Mr. Pete takes her from behind again before spooning her ass, and James decides to roll her up for a reverse cowgirl ride after spooning her ass a bit. Naturally Mr. Pete decides to join in to double stuff her, and after fucking her ass from behind on his own, helps James double stuff her again cowgirl style. Finally, Samantha gets down and lets Mr. Pete pop on her cheek before James sprays his load all over her face.

This is a great scene to finish things up with. Samantha is one heck of a hottie, and I love how she works the tease. She also has great chemistry with the guys and puts out plenty of believable vocals with some good energy. I can't help but look forward to seeing more of Samantha after this scene!

Secretary's Day is a hot and fun porno. The well dressed secretary angle is played extremely well throughout the movie, and is really helped out by the sexy office outfits and Zak Wylde's very nice eye for tease. Every scene takes its time getting started, which is a very nice thing here, and the cast looks to be having fun with it. There's nice chemistry in all of the scenes, and the girls are both energetic and vocal. The only thing that holds the movie back are a few of the little details. The audio balance when “Mr. Wylde” talks is almost always a lot louder, and had me adjusting my volume quite a bit early on in the movie. The camera work also seemed just a little off for me, but I know that this is a matter of personal taste. I like more distance shots and tend to avoid most gyno-cam shots, while Zak Wylde looks to have about the opposite feeling. He does mix up the shots pretty well, but I frequently found myself wanting the camera to pan over just a smidge or zoom out slightly. It's a personal taste thing, and I know that there's going to be quite a few people out there who love the camera work for the same reasons it fell a little short for me. Secretary's Day adds just enough substance and style to help it stand apart from a lot of the other porn being made today without sacrificing the sex.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Cheating Housewives 3, Whale Tail, and White Wife Black Cock 6. The photo gallery lasts about a minute and three quarters with about five seconds per varying quality snapshot or full screen photo. There's also website information and the ability to watch the movie either with or without the story lines.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts eleven and a half minutes. Alektra starts things out hanging out with Pat in the makeup chair before struggling through some of the setup. Lindsay is next, who gets ready before also having plenty of fun with the setups. Samantha gets suited up for her scene, and Zak works with the guys for some of his ideas for the scene. Tory gives a little show to start out her turn, and then poses for some photos. This is a nicely done behind the scenes featurette. It does a good job showing what appears to be a fun set to work on, as well as showing some decent personality from the cast. There's nothing overly unique, but it is a nice featurette.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, rimming (male > female), anal, swallowing, and DP

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Smash DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $24 with most stores offering them in the $20 range. The low end's pretty good here, especially if you like better dressed women and teases. The sex is nicely done, but the technical aspects have a few minor problems due to inconsistent lighting and a few audio level problems. There is, however, some pretty good effort put into the extras. This is a nicely done DVD that gives Zak Wylde a nice start with Smash.

Note to Smash Pictures: A little more attention to the audio levels and lighting would have been very nice here. They were easily the biggest thing holding the movie back.

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