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Seasoned Players 9

Seasoned Players 9

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Category:  Gonzo , MILF
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zarinafan's ratings for Seasoned Players 9:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Seasoned Players 9 overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Seasoned Players 9 Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Seasoned Players 9 Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Seasoned Players 9 Sex rating 3 stars
Plot/Acting Seasoned Players 9 Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Seasoned Players 9 DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Seasoned Players 9 A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by zarinafan  on  10/25/2009
Seasoned Players 9 is MILF action from legend Tom Byron including Chloe; this was her first stop on the cumback trail. Let’s go!

My personal rating system, Scalding, Red Hot, Very Hot, Hot, Warm and Lukewarm. *********

Every scene begins with an interview and honestly, I just don’t dig em and I hit FFW. Also, to be brutally honest, I’d rather see somebody other than Byron doing the boning, but having gotten that out of the way I won’t let it factor into the reviews since looks on men or women are usually highly subjective. Brandi Love, a true swinger and hard-bodied goddess is up first. She’s wearing a white blouse and black underwear with hose. Damn she’s hotter than hot. Tom eats her out, while the athletic Ms Love reclines on the couch and splits her legs back almost a full 180 degrees. Short doggy with him eating her ass, and then the bj. Doggy again as he sticks it in her good. More bj follows. She’s still wearing the blouse and her hair is getting increasingly tousled. Damn! Cowgirl and PTM, during which she sheds the blouse and skirt. RC and a doggy on the floor. Nice cumshots in her face and mouth. Not the amounts he used to be capable of, but still good. Not much else I can say here; Brandi’s unbelievably sexy body was front and center just the way it should be and she’s a top notch performer. A Red Hot 29 minutes.

Mika Tan, one of the sexiest, full-figured oriental chicks is next. Fully clothed (in a female business type suit) she stars right with the bj. Then she licks Tom ass. FFW Please. He then puts her in a doggy and raises that skirt, eating her out. Cowgirl, and she removes her blouse revealing tremendous DD’s wrapped in a hot red bra. There’s a reverse and she energetically bounces her big ass up and down his dick. She is loud and guttural! How come I’ve never noticed her before now? I definitely need to up my porn viewing – screw work! More of him going into his ass (briefly thankfully) and then another reverse. Cowgirl, mish on the couch and cum shot. He shoots clear over her head and onto the couch which she then licks up. Great scene, Very Hot. 20 mins.

Monique Fuentes, a shy Columbian MILF is next. Tom engages in some leg and ass worship as she willingly lifts her polka dot dress. Another one I have not seen thus far. She is an incredibly gorgeous woman and well built. Unfortunately her bj technique could use some work. She only goes halfway down his shaft preferring to stroke more than suck. There’s doggy, cowgirl, reverse, and a huge pop in her face.

Nice scene but I can only give a Hot, and that’s based almost totally on the fact that Monique’s body is kickin and her accent is a turn on. But her performance was a bit lacking. 22 minutes. Claudia Marie, who’s done a number of memorable IR scenes is next, and at this point, I’m REALLY hating Tom Byron. What’s he been doing this for, 25+ years? And he’s still boning the hottest chicks anywhere. Fuck. We start with a tit-fuck, because honestly what else would you do with someone with breasts as magnificent as hers? Short bj, doggy, cowgirl, a spoon, and facial. Wow, that was quick. Claudia, like Monique, just did not seem into it. It’s a Warm 11 minutes. Yes,eleven minutes.

For the final scene it’s Chloe. Gotta be honest again: I was never into her. Yes, I’ve got more than a few VHS’ featuring her, but if so I bought them for someone else in the film, not because of her. Just too skinny for me and the eyes-rolling-back-in-the-head and screaming every single time was a little too over the top for me.

OK, for this one I will watch the interview. She says she’s no longer going by Chloe Nicole. When did she ever?? (I guess she did that in her bondage movies which I never went near). She’s had back surgery she says, so no piledrivers or anything. She says its been so long since she had sex onscreen she had to watch one of her old videos for reference. Tom assures her it’ll be just like riding a bike.

Tom again starts with the ass, peeling down her panties. Bj along with ass-eating. Argh. She’s mostly doing the bj though, thank goodness and she’s devouring him hungrily. He reclines her on the couch, and , yeah, there she goes with the exaggerated gyrations and all. Then more bj and ass-eating combo. Doggy! ANAL! Yeah, baby yeah! That’s followed by an anal cowgirl. Tom then schpritzes all over her face. 23 minutes.

OK, I have to admit, she brought her famed energy to this, got nasty and she’s great spitting out curses with her husky voice. But I’m still just not turned on by her. She’s still too skinny and too pale for me. Of course, if you’re one of her many fans that’s great for you since she’s changed hardly a bit. I will say Very Hot, but if you’re a fan this is a Red Hot for you.

Extras: photo gallery, trailers, 33-minute BTS, the usual interviews which you wouldn’t think would be necessary with 27 minutes of interviews interspersed throughout the film. Still, they’re pretty good with the women doing some extra posing and Mika especially, who’s interview follows her scene and we get to gawk as she gets dressed , which I find very sexy.

OverallMixed bag. For me, Brandi and Mika made this tape worth it for me. Chloe was OK, but my tastes run different to a lot of other guys. Monique and Claudia look fantastic, but they seriously disappointed.

Bryon does good work though; every scene except Mika’s includes a BJ POV which is always welcome. And he doesn’t stretch scenes beyond the length they need to be. Although that doesn’t mean there isn’t padding. The interviews and credits account for 27 minutes leaving 105 minutes of scenes. And again 11 minutes of that is the Claudia Marie scene that should have been left on the cutting room floor anyway.

So this is probably a rent- first. AFAIC Brandi alone is worth it. The diversity of the women on the disc means someone will like it at least one person on it.

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