“Saw: A Hardcore Parody” is a very good production from Blue Circus Entertainment and Dick Chibbles that, obviously, parodies the popular mainstream film franchise of the same name. In purchasing this one, I was a bit concerned as to how one would turn a horror series like this into an erotic film. Fortunately for the viewer, this was generally done quite well. The plot is well-developed, with an evil character—much like the one in the “real” films—terrorizing people by putting them in life-or-death situations with diabolical contraptions and then forcing them to make painful decisions. The twist here—other than the sex—is that the entire storyline revolves around the villain targeting adult film industry professionals for their perceived transgressions. The settings are quite realistic and fit well with the plot, and the acting is generally solid. So…what more could one want from such a production? Oh…that’s right…hot sex. In that department, the bulk of the scenes deliver, too.
In terms of the sex, Scene One brings together Amber Rayne and Johnny Thrust. Amber is chained down to a B & D horse with a fucking-machine dildo up her ass. In front of her is Johnny—her “biggest fan”. If she doesn’t get him off, he’ll be hanged…and she’ll be ass-fucked to death by the machine. The desperation here is palpable—particularly on Amber’s part—as she sucks and jerks him until he pops on her face and mouth...all the while as the dildo is plunged at varying speeds in and out of her butt by the machine’s mechanical arm. This sequence, as bizarre and twisted as it is, really is hot—excellent stuff! In Scene Two, Lexi Belle, Jack Vegas, and Tommy Gunn are on the set of a porno, filming an intentionally-generic sequence on a sofa in a living room. The oral / vaginal combinations in this one are steamy, particularly the cowgirl riding that Lexi does on Tommy with Jack’s cock in her mouth—and the whole affair closes out with consecutive facials for Ms. Belle. Overall, this is a very good segment.
Scene Three features an unlikely pairing—Ron Jeremy (the Chief of Police) and Ginger Lynn (his secretary)—on the desk in Ron’s office. While some may not find this coupling to be their cup of tea, I personally enjoyed it and found it to be a good sequence. Any time that legends come back and get together on film makes for a very cool occurrence in my eyes. In terms of highlights, Ron finger-bangs Ginger until she squirts and also gives it to her in a rear-entry position over the desk. He drops a load on her breasts and lingerie-clad tummy to finish her off. In Scene Four, it’s James Bartholet (the lead investigator) going “under cover” (literally) with actress, Emy Reyes, on a bed on a set. The missionary-like and reverse-cowgirl positions are amongst the better moments of this encounter, but—in all honesty—the only serious heat comes at the end when she jerks him to a pop on her face and mouth. While plot-appropriate, this segment doesn’t totally work out sexually.
Scene Five ramps the heat right back up, however, with a scorching three-way involving Asa Akira, Britney Amber, and Evan Stone. They are all captives of the villain and are in an austere room containing a metal, clinical bed. In this one, all three of them will die—Asa and Brittney by the explosive devices wrapped around their necks and Evan via a shocking device that’s been implanted in his chest—if Evan loses his erection or ejaculates in less than 40 minutes. While intentionally frantic, the sex here still really rocks, as the sense of urgency simply serves to augment the erotic tension and motivate the participants. The double-blowjob work (at both the beginning and the ending of the segment), the oral combos, and a number of the vaginal positions are amongst the better moments and are all quite erotic. This excellent romp closes out with Asa and Amber jerking and blowing Evan to a pop-shot…torrid but twisted—good stuff! Finally, Scene Six puts a director’s non-industry (“civilian”) wife, Heidi Mayne, in a gas chamber with Jack Vegas, Jay Ashley, and Jordan Lane. The director is there on the other side of the glass—tied up to a device that can gouge out his eyes—and must direct his wife in a competent scene, or they all will die. Of course, a fuck-fest ensues—with the guys banging her—that culminates in three facials for Ms. Mayne. Overall, this one falls in the good-to-very-good range in terms of its heat.
In terms of bonus materials and other items, there could be more offered here. The only bonus is a “Case File” that plays through BTS shots, “pretty-girl” shots, and stills from the production. A true BTS would have been a nice addition.
All in all, this production is an ambitious effort on the part of the director, Mr. Chibbles, that largely hits the mark—particularly in terms of the plot, but also largely in terms of the sex. If you’re a horror fan, a fan of these types of parodies, or are just looking for something a bit bizarre, I’d recommend this title. It’s worthy.
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