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Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Viva Ron Vegas

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Peter North Is My Hero's ratings for Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Viva Ron Vegas:
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Viva Ron Vegas overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Viva Ron Vegas Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Viva Ron Vegas Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Viva Ron Vegas Sex rating 1 star
Plot/Acting Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Viva Ron Vegas Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Viva Ron Vegas DVD Extras rating 0 stars
Audio/Video Quality Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Viva Ron Vegas A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by Peter North Is My Hero  on  7/29/2005
I bought this DVD for 2 reasons, and 2 reasons only: 2 Twin Sisters, Both Identical, Both Blonde DD-Hot, Both Hardcore Pornstars.


Background on these 2: I first glimpsed this pair
of quadruple booby-enhanced sisters on the cover of Hustler's "Busty Beauties 3" DVD. As delectable as they looked, for some reason I never bothered to check the disc out. Fast forward to years later when I noticed two very familiar, identical faces being interviewed by non-other than world-renound know-it-all, Dr. Phil (see Double Trouble)
Apparently, they were in need of being talked out of a stint at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. There was no mention on the show of the fact that the girls had already performed in four XXX-Hardcore Pornos (for money, I assume?) After seeing the program, I sent an email to Dr. Phil's website to inform him that Crystal and Jasmine weren't exactly strangers to the sex-industry. Inerestingly enough, THE VERY NEXT DAY, his website pulled all photos of the twins, except a shot of them walking together with their FACES BLURRED OUT.

Anyhow, It's a good thing Dr. Phil and Ann Bissel talked the twins out of being Moonlite Bunny Girls, or otherwise they might have ended up doing some ugly guy like RON JEREMY:

In "Ron Jeremy On The Loose: Viva Ron Vegas", Ron encounters the Potter twins when they ask him to pose for photographs. Here I'll note that the Twins have numerous photos on their website of themselves posing with numerous has-beens who are actually far more obscure than Ron Jeremy.....One wonders if they extended the same courtesies to these other quasi-celebrities that they did for Ron.

The twins take Ron back to their sex studio where they ask to see "The HedgeHog Penis." He asks them to perform a strip tease, to which they reply, "No"; but they then agree to just get naked without any theatrics. Both girls have super slim wastes and Big, Fake, Boobies (I love 'em). One of the twins has a clearly inferior boob-job to the other, indicated by saline ripples visable under the skin. We never get a good look at their naked asses, which is a wholly unacceptible. Ron sucks on both of their giant titties before they begin the dick-cleansing process. We are treated to some nice views of both of the Sister's beautiful faces, side by side, slobbing on that 50 Year-Old Weiner. Lord, Ron Jeremy is STILL the most unphotogenic guy working Porn: Hairy beyond belief, complete with white furr all over his chest, Balding, Obese, and not particularly funny. Even Rodney Moore or Max Hardcore would sweep a beauty competition against Jeremy. Still, I was intrigued to watch such incredible looking, twin sisters, administering oral-pleasure to such a, ummm, less-than-studly guy. I commend whoever did the stunning job on Jocelyn and Crystal's hair; as if the two didn't already look amazing enough. Sadly this is a BLOWJOB-ONLY SCENE, and it's straight to Ron squirting a fat load across the sisters' mouths. Some of the HedgeHog's DNA lands in one of the girls' mouths, and the rest ends up mostly on the other's neck. There's some aftersuck with the both girls saying, "Yum".

What a sight it would have been to see those mirror-image hotties being rammed from behind by Mr. Jeremy. I guess all Porn Stars have their limits.

For all the twins who have dabbled in the XXX business (Brooke & Taylor Young, Christy Ann & Chrissy Ann, Sasha & Misha, Chocolate & Mocha, Leather & Rocket-Bondage XXX No Less, and more recently, Cherish & Cali Marie {Who are actually FRATERNAL, NOT IDENTICAL TWINS}, and Lacey Love & Lindsey Love) as I see it, Crysal and Jocelyn Potter are as of yet, the hottest to do so. To my knowledge they appeared in only four XXX Hardcore Titles:

"Voluptuous 3" (not very good): Girl/Girl only. They dike it up (not with each other), but with a big-boobied blonde who is actually prettier than they are.

"Busty Beauties 3" (Mediocre to O.K. if you can find if for well under $10.00"

"Finally Legal 5" (Excellent! I wholly agree with bono-ONE's review)

and of course, "Ron Jeremy On The Loose: Viva Ron Vegas" (Lame, Lame, Lame.....I won't even bother to review the other scenes as they suck, suck, suck.)

Jocelyn and Crystal were not only amazing looking, but they BOTH did ANAL, ATM! and FACIALS.

Too bad they decided against the Bunny Ranch.......They'd be millionaires by now, for sure.

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