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Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody

Studio: Wicked
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Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody DVD Extras rating 5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  4/26/2011
Welcome fans to a new Wicked Pictures movie directed by Brad Armstrong who is going into a new field for him and that is doing a parody. Though I wouldn't call this movie a strict interpretation of the subject matter but perhaps more accurately a homage to the material using the same characters with some slight name alterations to protect the not so innocent! I think most porn fans and even some non porn fans are aware of the porn version for the classic Midnight Movie The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I must confess to not having seen the movie until just recently. I'd watched the Time Warp clip many times and liked the song and I'd seen parts of the Tim Curry piece where he reveals his true nature to the stunned duo of Brad and Janet-- who only wanted to use the phone but alas this was not to be. Instead they were taken on a carnal journey unlike the two had never experienced before. As the porn version begins we skip past the whole beginning of the mainstream- Rocky Mainstream that's funny, but I digress. We skip the whole church wedding where you see Tim, Riff Raff and I guess the two girls in regular clothes and not so much makeup. Instead the porn version opens with Brad and Janet in their car presumably on their way to meet Dr. Scott- Great Scott!!! Sorry had to do it. As the two are driving in the rain we get the opening credits which were a fine nod to the real movie plus we get our first glimpse of James Bartholet who is taking on the criminologist role played so eloquently by Charles Gray- a great Bond villian too! James is decked out in a similar outfit with the cigarette already lit plus we see the wall of books behind him easily matching the set piece from the movie. James lays out the framework for what we are about to see and it's unlike anything you've seen before. The globe is there too right next to him so the set is spot on and he even brings out the book which Charles used to give us some visual representation of the story. Another change here is the fact Brad and Janet are already married whereas our mainstream team had just become engaged. So who is playing Brad and Janet you might want to know. Good solid actors, jessica drake and Rocco Reed. jessica even has some tinge of redness in her hair to get close to how Susan Sarandon looked plus the outfit too takes you right to the movie as the two break down and go in search of help.

jessica drake & Rocco Reed:

Nicely we don't wait long for our first sex as the movie isn't five minutes old before jessica's working her pretty lips on Rocco's cock. Tricky shooting inside of a car but we manage to get some good shots. Rocco's working the spectacles too matching Barry Bostwicks look. After some nice head from jessica we have Rocco returning the favor and it wasn't easy in the cramped quarters. The duo then work through a couple of positions until Rocco busts a nut on jessica's inner thigh. Now time to go in search of that phone, didn't we pass a castle back a few miles!! The cell won't work and the GPS is on the fritz so let's get wet!

I did miss them seeing the Enter At Your Own Risk sign as they find the castle but you hear the eerie sounds plus the familiar silhouette of Riff Raff looking down some unexpected guests have arrived. We are taken inside the house and it's actually lit more than you might expect, to much light perhaps but you see the familiar looking tall clock sitting there. I'm going to call him Riff Raff instead of the name he's given just to keep it easy. And I have to give it up for the makeup people as they did a great job on Randy Spears who is another fine actor and he does a good job giving us a take on this cool role. Behind him you see Vagina as she's called here but Magenta for those Rocky fans who want to keep this as close as possible to knowing who is who and that role is played by Nicki Hunter-- she nails it! jessica and Rocco tentatively enter with Riff Raff thinking they are from the agency-- but what agency. They are told where makeup is and you see just how frigid the two are-- boy oh boy are they in for it!! The camera delivers some good closeups too on the faces which helps with some of the dialogue which the principals deliver well. Another change from the movie as we go the room where the Transylvanians are but not to hear the famous Time Warp song. Instead we meet Frank'n'Beans aka Dr. Frankenfurter who is played by Mac Turner and again he nails it pretty good in capturing the spirit of the role Tim Curry helped bring to life. But that is not to say we don't get a song, we do and it is Mac singing which he does fairly early in the other movie and this song too is laced with sexual talk and innuendo-- though lacking the gender bending lyrics of the Tim Curry song. The sets too are pretty much spot on as are the costumes for the people watching, the crowd if you please and the other principals such as Columbia played by Alektra Blue. Two new characters for this parody are Mona and Lisa-- Kaylanni Lei and Annie Cruz. You will see why these two are needed in a future scene. As Mac sings he reveals the creation of Rocki with an I and you hear him use the term SHE so it's not a man. You see the small details everywhere including the Boss tattoo on Franks arm. So Frank decides to let Brad and Janet know just what they do here which leads to our second scene.

Alektra & Nicki:

So as everyone watches and Frank calls out action we get to enjoy some g/g loving between Magenta & Columbia. Some kissing and some breast play plus we have Riff Raff there holding an old fashioned movie camera capturing the action. You see some of the view from that but for the majority thankfully we get modern day camera work. It finally dawns on Brad after their boobs come out they are making a pornographic movie- we certainly are quips our host. The girls do a nice job working out of their clothes and Alektra looks quite nice as does Nicki- both with fine boobage. The girls don't forget to take care of the kittie each getting to taste some pussy before we bring in the toys and some good fingering too. These two aren't shy either about doing some anal play and the camera does a nice job capturing that. A funny bit as the scene is called to a cut we go back to James who is watching it on a small movie screen and he's also doing the hand jive if you catch my drift! James pipes in with a few more juicy tidbits and we are taken back to our castle where the nights festivities have only just begun.

So we return to the castle and it's to a familiar setting- where the doctor does his big reveal of Rocki! You will take note of the perfect wardrobe Mac was wearing down to the red triangle just above his left breast plus he's got the pink gloves on! The room isn't as big as the real movie but it's a nice size and you see the Transylvanians surrounding them up top. The camera does a nice pan on them and we see jessica is down to her bra but Rocco is still dressed- oops. The big Rocki reveal is pretty close down to the multi color changes on the tank. Rocki then makes it out and is unwrapped revealing the busty Puma Swede who finishes spinning next to jessica-- She can't resist touching Puma and she's about to go for the boobs when Frank intervenes-- not time yet jessica, small steps in breaking you into the world of porn! We get another song here from Mac about his creation of Rocki and the lyrics are most suggestive about what she's capable of doing!! This also marks a stark change from the mainstream movie where Rocky was a man and Frankenfurter was very much taken with his creation. Will this turn off some of the hardcore Rocky fans, perhaps, but this has been a good ride so far so I'm still willing to take the trip. Though Mac does make some slight overtones towards Rocco as he repeats his request to use the phone but alas the lines are down.

Alektra Blue & Brad Armstrong:

Our next sex scene brings in another loved character from the movie, Eddie, though here it is Freddie and the set up is much different too from how he was revealed in the Hollywood version. Brad pulls up outside on his motorcycle and we have Alektra looking down much like Juliet did for her Romeo though Brad struggles a bit climbing up. You might have to stifle a laugh when you see the wig he was wearing, it was close to the Meatloaf look but I kept thinking bad Elvis hair, haha!! Alektra is looking so tasty too in her blue lace. Brad plays a little on his sax which he thought she wanted but she said sex, not sax. Brad makes it up and the two fall onto her bed. Damn Alektra was smoking hot and the thong looked quite nice on her and even better off. Brad does a good job working out her boobs and you'll be thankful for the good lighting here as we get some nice closeups of the boob play and of him eating her pussy. We know Alektra can work the stick and she gives a good account here taking all that Brad has to offer, no worry about energy with this girl. After some good pussy pounding and even some condom P2M from Alektra we get some backdoor action with a good insertion shot. The scene ends with a very good full on facial blast for Alektra who offers up some cleanup too. Well we get Frank making a big entrance and he's none to pleased to see Freddie here and like the movie we get Freddie's demise. Freddie wants to take Alektra away from all of this and she loves him but she also loves porn. This leads to another song and I don't think it was Brad singing but it was peppy -- it was while singing we get Frank busting in and Freddie wants to be a bad ass and stand up to him but he doesn't have an axe and I don't think his sax will help here. It ended badly as Freddie lost his head-- at least he got some good other head before meeting his maker.

Alektra is broken up and hates Frank but I think she'll come around and speaking of cumming around Frank decides to prey, I mean pay a visit to a certain 'virginous' visitor- to quite a little dialogue. The room comes into focus and it's spot on color wise to what we saw in the movie and jessica is lying down trying to get some rest when she thinks Brad comes in. But as we know it's the doctor in disquise and it takes a little and I mean just a little convincing before jessica dives in full force.

jessica drake & Mac Turner:

So our heroine gives in to lust and the sins of the flesh allowing Frank'n'Beans to have his way with her. Mac does a nice job working his way down her body. jessica shows off her oral skills as well and the closer shots here worked best I think. As the scene progresses jessica gives in more and more to the feeling. Her vocal work here was nice as was the view from behind when she was riding in cowgirl. No anal in the scene and for a mad demented scientist Frank'n'Beans fucked pretty normal even giving us an ass pop but he's breaking jessica in so be nice at first and then get nasty. jessica feels like a brand new person but then she's immediately conflicted-- what have I done to Brad! Frank makes his exit too which allows jessica to have this revelation. James Bartholet returns too and gives us a few more pearls of wisdom- Janet had taken a drink from the fountain of lust and now it was Brads turn!

Kaylanni Lei, Annie Cruz & Rocco Reed:

We begin the second part of the movie with another sex scene and here we get another stark departure from the movie version where Brad gives in to Franks advances but here we have a very good substitute in the form or forms I should say of Kaylanni and Annie better known as Mona Lisa!! As we find Brad lying down the girls are just finishing with a few touches to his face which is adorned with makeup. I was curious to know why as I watched this before seeing the movie where Brad ends the movie wearing face paint so it makes sense now. The two girls are so funny finishing each others sentences and Brad doesn't put up much of a fight when the girls want to take it further. Annie gets to suck his cock while Kaylanni moves up to have a seat on his face-- Rocco definitely getting the best of both worlds here. The girls do some good cock sharing too before they each get turns at riding Rocco's schlong. Annie is good working in some anal too before the ladies are glazed but certainly not confused. You also see Frank come up during the scene and stand at the door listening to the sounds of sexual perversity going on.

Frank then busts in just as they are finishing up-- Kaylanni licking some cum off Annie's breasts. Brad tries futily to make an excuse but Frank was doing some playful ball busting- he'll keep Brad's secret because he knows Janet's got one of her own. Frank then gets in bed after shooing off the girls and we get the closest thing to man on man contact we see in the movie but alas Brad rebuffs the advance though this doesn't put off Frank to much. Randy Spears, aka Riff Raff, then injects himself back into the story telling Frank that Rocki is loose and that he's got TP Scott- Great Scott! here to interview him and we know from the movie that Brad knows him. Nicki then makes an appearance telling everyone that dinner is prepared so they all head down to the dining room. Frank welcomes them all to this feasting of the flesh-- just joking! Frank then calls for a toast where we see actual pieces of toast fly across the screen- I'm fairly certain this is from the audience participation side of the movie when it's shown in the theatre. I haven't done enough research but I do know the audiences that go to see this movie have a ritual they go through during the movie yelling out lines to the screen, coming dressed as their favorite Rocky character. I love this and hope to find out more. Back to the dinner where we see the legendary Ron Jeremy is playing the rival scientist TP Scott. As the conversation goes on Frank's mood makes a turn for the worse and he cuts the interview short and he leaves followed slowly by everyone else.

Nicki Hunter & Randy Spears:

Well not everyone leaves as we have Riff Raff and Magenta staying behind and they give in to their lust. Randy in full costume works down to Nicki's pussy and I think fans of the movie will love seeing these characters do the dirty deed while wearing the outfits that are so famous. All the ladies have had excellent sword work and Miss Hunter was no different showing Randy's cock a very good time. Strong sex too with Nicki riding in reverse before letting Randy into her backdoor, excellent open shot for the doggie anal. We get another good facial pop too as Randy ends the scene standing over Nicki while draining the main vein down upon her face. Back to James who is clad in toilet paper as is his office-- another nod to the fans, Great Scott!! James gives us more good filler material pertaining to the story. Everyone has now scattered throughout the house, who knows what will happen next. Alektra and Nicki then join jessica in the makeup room and the two give some words of encouragement on the plunge jessica is about to take! It will be jessica's first scene and they paint quite the verbal picture for our heroine as to what she can expect-- all sorts of possibilities! jessica is filled with doubts now but she isn't dissuaded from taking this course of action, now she just needs to do it!

jessica drake & Puma Swede:

jessica takes a walk and she finds Puma alone in the big operating room and you'll see behind the ladies the big control panel/ wall which is pretty much identical to the one featured in the movie so more points for the fans. She just happens to run into Puma who is topless and jessica's gaze naturally is drawn to them but she tries to play like she doesn't notice them-- yeah right!!! Puma asks if she wants to touch them and Puma agrees and jessica's hands are all over them squeezing and cupping. She can't resist herself and the two ladies are soon going at it but also with a little song too! jessica has a nice voice and we get to enjoy it along with the nice g/g action. Early on it is just the girls with no toys but not completely without props as we get another nod to the fans as jessica delivers two bar bells for Puma to pump a little iron as she is having her pussy eaten. Very good visuals here as jessica's face is buried deep in Puma's snatch, plus some good fingering too. The girls are eventually interrupted by Frank but he's not upset that they are fucking. He's upset that it's not being filmed! The ladies agree to keep going for the cameras but now it's for an audience! Randy is there with his camera and the question is asked what position to start off with and everyone chimes in with their choice and this was another nod to the fans as each character keeps repeating his or her choice each time the camera lands on them, I had to laugh at this. Almost everyone is here except for Brad and he joins them- fresh out of his makeup and back wearing the glasses. He objects at first to jessica's participation but Frank leans in and whispers the right words or $igures which changes Brads mind- go honey be a good slut!! So as everyone watches including the Transylvanians we get jessica laying the strap on to Puma who does some P2M on it. Everyone's mood seems to have been lifted-- hot g/g action can tend to do that.

The scene ends as Frank tells everyone they are on the wrong set so just about everyone leaves for that location save for Riff Raff, Magenta and Columbia-- each has their own beef with Frank'n'Beans but is now the time to strike-- me thinks so if we are following the movie script. We get another appearance from James with more words of wisdom and then we return to the finale of this show. As we make our way to the last set it's not like the movie version but the story is similar with Riff Raff coming in and he's got a gun but it's not a ray gun like in the movie. He tells Frank just what he and the others have thought of their mistreatment and now Frank will have to sit back and watch as Riff Raff takes over to direct the climactic orgy scene! It is now we get the 'time warp' themed song with a few choice word changes! It's funny and you'll enjoy watching the participants work their way into full on orgy mode. Let's Have An Orgy Again!! You see more porn performers too that you will know from Tommy Gunn to Kirsten Price and we even have Ron Jeremy showing us his legs as he is wearing the same costume his movie counterpart had on. Alektra does her best Columbia too when it comes to her turn. After this lovely song and dance they all fall down but then get back up as we get into the sexual portion of our finale. You see multiple partners and we get some good anal work including a dp for jessica. Heck even Ron gets his dick sucked! Mona and Lisa are here too doing some good sharing on Randy's cock. Puma thanks her maker by swallowin his sword and we get some nice work from jessica who gets to play with her hubby again with a friend, Magenta. We end with facials for a few of the lucky girls and we've reached the end of the show. jessica and Brad make their way out. She's thankful to Frank'n'Beans for helping her find her inner whore but she's a one man whore!! The two leave and we get jessica reciting all the changes they've gone through and now she's a filthy slut!! Frank runs after them so they can sign their releases, haha!! So porn and an appropriate ending. They make use of Freddie's motorcyle too, he won't be needing it anymore! Brad can't resist one last nod to the fans as jessica and Brad have left but two more people show up and they are wearing costumes that resemble the ones worn by Magenta and Riff Raff in the movie- you know the ones they had on in the end just before the house beamed up to that galaxy far far away! James joins us for one last bit of verbal jousting and with a twirl of the globe we've reached the end of this porntastic journey!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well boys and girls we've reach the end of this epic and I have to say Brad and co. have done a good job. They have taken some liberties with the original source material but these liberties made sense and shouldn't be seen as a slight on the Hollywood version. There are multiple nods to the movie and what the fans have brought to this experience over the years and there is no doubt seeing the Rocky Horror Picture show in a theatre is an experience. One I haven't enjoyed yet but I would love too just to see all the additional things the fans bring to the show from their costumes to the words they yell out as the movie unfolds. There was a lot of good sex in this movie too with multiples scenes for Alektra, Nicki and the incomprable jessica drake who keeps on cranking out the stellar performances-- I'd say there were several here from Mac Turner as Frank'n'Beans to Randy Spears as Stiff Staff, Nicki Hunter as Vagina and I could go on but you get the idea. This was an interesting choice for a parody and one I think Wicked will be proud of. There are extras too for this and they include interviews with most of the main cast from Frank'n'Beans to Janet to Rocco- a nice selection of folks talking about the experience in making this movie. You also get to watch various peeps audition for this movie many of them not getting parts but still interesting to watch porn vets trying out for such a big show. Another cool feature is on the makeup with emphasis on the characters of Stiff Staff, Euphoria, Frank'n'Beans and Vagina. You can see sexy pics of the Rocki Girls, some bloopers and you just know they had some good ones on this show. You get a glimpse at the Wicked crew attending a Rocky Horror fan convention and you also have bonus scenes with jessica, Alektra, Kaylani among those featured. There is something on the wardrobe featured in the movie and yes there is a Making of feature for this big parody from Brad Armstrong. All in all a well done show and sure some changes from the Rocky Horror movie but they make sense. The most important thing is the spirit from Rocky Horror is alive and well in this tribute and fans should get plenty of enjoyment from watching this take on the camp classic. Let's Do The Time Warp Again!!!



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