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Rocco: Hazardous Duty (2003)
THEMES: Foreign (Europe), Ass Obsession, Anal, Interracial, Rough Sex, Group Sex, Gangbang
The Cast: Judy White, Angelica, Candy, Katarina, Linda, Penelope, Sandra, Sidney, Sindy, Tiffany, Rocco Siffredi, Alberto Rey, Joachim Kessef, David Perry, Leslie Taylor, etc.
Produced, Written & Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
"Damn. I'm the only one to review this Rocco Siffredi classic?! Then again, I'm not surprised considering I was the first to review "Who Fucked Rocco?"
Before I depart from watching and reviewing “new” porn videos for good, this is what I come to terms with: Rocco Siffredi is the only porn director whose videos hold sentimental and extreme replay value, even years after they are released, unlike most old-school porn directors like John “Buttman” Stagliano, Jules Jordan and even Justin Slayer. And I never thought I’d ever say this. Rocco makes the kind of videos you can watch twenty years from now and you’ll still feel overjoyed, not only because of the rough sex, but the European “dime pieces” (perfect 10s) and body shots of females with perfect bodies (I really wish I could say this about John Stagliano’s videos and I probably would say this if Mike Adriano and B. Pumper weren’t born). Rocco Siffredi is indeed one of my five favorite porn directors of not only all time, but to date.
An underrated and badly overlooked gem, Rocco: Hazardous Duty may have picked up where Rocco Supermoto Hard left off. Rocco is injured during a racing accident, which broke his arm and put nasty scars around his neck. He wears a cast, but that doesn’t stop him from fucking some of the greatest women in the word. So in the first scene, Gabriel Zero takes him to a poolside where he introduces him to six women. They all strip him naked, massage him with lbs of baby oil, grind on his dick with their cunts and butts and they take turns fucking him. This escalates into him, later, only spending quality time with about to of them. This is my first time watching what’s called a “reverse gangbang” and it was a pleasure. The second scene stars Angelica, who’s well over 6-feet. Her and Rocco are on a pasture messing around and blows him off to suck some other man’s dick that doesn’t look too superior on his bulky body. I’m unsure if this is Angelika Wild (another tall European who starred in Who Fucked Rocco?) and if so, I cannot tell. She gives another man head (a familiar face from Rocco Siffredi and Christoph Clark’s older works). Alberto Rey and David Perry does yard work and she services them up. They both take turns fucking her anally in various positions (as she lays on a stack of hay and bends over a ladder), eating her ass out, spanking her, etc. I’m actually asking myself “What ever happened to Alberto Rey?” He was a great performer, especially since most male performers in the late 90s weren’t as strong as they are today. Angelica is orgasmic and they make her asshole gape wide and give her a DP. She’s carried indoors where all the guys have fun with her, except Rocco. They all DP and TP her, stopping only to gape her asshole, give her ATM and come on her face when it’s all over. One man comes on her asshole.
The third scene showcases blonde cutie Judy White walking in a barn, getting briefly fucked by Rocco and when he comes, the nearby horse, oddly enough, plants his nose and mouth on this girl’s forehead as if he’s trying to kiss her. A younger Joachim Kessef stops by and Judy gives him head right before he tosses her on a table and fucks the shit out of her pretty hard! Joachim is known for being very hard on the white girls, fucking the Northern Lights out of them (prime examples of this can be found in Rocco: Top of the World and Furious Fuckers: Final Race). Joachim fucks this woman probably harder than Rocco would be willing to (though he had gone berserk on many women for years) and he makes her scream hard, staring at him all evil while he’s slapping her in the face and on her tits, choking her also and kissing her in the mouth. Joachim slides up her shitter for a while before stoking her pussy again like a madman with her leg propped up on a rickshaw. He goes back to the hole in her ass and goes harder in there! Joachim comes in her mouth and she gives him strict eye contact most of the time and he pushes her head into his nuts and keeps it there for well over a few seconds. This scene was fabulous, indeed. The fourth and final scene shows Rocco racing on a motorcycle in the mud and two “teen” girls are enthused by him. These girls have nice, thin bodies with juicy butts and Rocco takes them to a nearby bus, bending them over and tasting their butts after playing in their drawers. They give him head before Rocco bends them over and fucks them both straight in their pussies and butts. No pauses or questions asked! There’s a fair amount of ATM and non-stop shots of their young butts. The sex is rough and very energetic, but it’s quiet and it proves these girls can handle it and love it. He wastes no time in reaming these young girls’ assholes out really bad and going balls deep. The camera focuses on the girls’ butts being intruded deep and full body shots as well. It’s far from scary, like when Rocco makes Tiffany Hopkins’ colon real loose in Rocco Supermoto Hard, though she barely made a sound. Some of it is, instead, reminiscent to Rocco fucking these Canadian twins in Buttman & Rocco Goes to Montreal.
During the last five minutes of the video, we are treated to a good amount of hilarious outtakes, including Rocco fucking a girl on a chair that suddenly breaks and they keep fucking on it. Before David slides up Angelica’s ass, she farts so loudly a few times, farting out lube, making the guys laugh and receiving what looks like a double anal before they attempt to make her butt cheeks talk.
The DVD quality is very good with the a/v quality being great. There’s a fetish menu (please, bring these back instead of using cumshot recaps), a photo gallery, filmographies and over 25 minutes of extra footage.
Rocco: Hazardous Duty is what I’ll consider Rocco Supermoto Hard meets Buttman & Rocco Goes to Montreal, minus Buttman, minus Belladonna, minus Kelly Stafford, minus Manuel Ferrara, plus a boisterous interracial sex scene. Instantly, this goes on my list of Rocco Siffredi’s ten greatest videos (compilations not included). Although it’s versatile, this is a more satisfying video than Rocco Meats Suzie or even Rocco: Animal Trainer 15. This is also a video you can watch all the way through without skipping scenes, unlike Rocco Ravishes Ibiza 2 (the video you’d only buy for that one scene where Rocco broke Roxy Jezel off hard as concrete that caught negative attention). This video is something that I am surprised no one has really paid attention to. And it’s a shame simply because this video contains the same amount of excellence that Rocco Supermoto Hard has. Unlike it, this video is one that can be watched in it’s entirety without skipping scenes. The only negative? There’s no negatives in this video. Angelica’s scene could have been a bit more energetic and filled with more anal nastiness, but… Check this video out and you’ll want to wind up owning it, if not giving yourself a hard time trying to decide which Rocco video(s) you want to buy to fill up your small collection.
Replay Value: 92% - High.
Rating: 97.3% - Own it immediately!