Scene three where we are introduced to Tiziano Cortese is even better. Tiziano, with a smooth muscular build and a bizarre splotchy tattoo across his lower abdomen (that unfortunately somewhat mars his incredible beauty) tells Ettore that he has a girlfriend and strips in a bar. This heterosexuality does not prevent him, however, from permitting Ettore to suck on his huge uncut boner. (Who could prevent Ettore from doing anything?)
Having arrived in Bologna, the home of Italy’s biggest sausages, Ettore spies Marco Merisi and Fabio deRossi who are seemingly lovers. He follows them along a loggia where they pass by Rafaello who tags along behind. We are then indoors where Ettore is taking pictures of Fabio who is posing only in his underwear while Marco and Rafaello watch. Soon this slim young beauty is out of his boxers and the cocks are out of Marco’s and Rafaello’s trousers. Ettore goes to get new batteries, and Fabio goes to suck on Marco’s cock. When Ettore returns he finds something else to photograph, Rafaello lying on a table sucking off Fabio while getting fucked by Marco. Marco and Fabio then switch places. All cum. I now realized that this so-called audition tape is hotter than many a finished product and my money had certainly not been wasted!
But wait! There are two more lovers in store for us: Flavio Rossini and Daniele Barbareschi. They tell of their first meeting with Daniele getting off a bus and asking Flavio for a cigarette. (Evidently, the oldest approach is still a good approach.) Before long they have dropped their girlfriends, moved in together, and have remained “married” for five years. As they began their lovemaking (and in their case it is lovemaking, not sex) I shuddered to hear Ravel’s Bolero begin. But oddly enough it was actually appropriate to the action. These guys were really in to one another (literally!). And while Daniele fucks Flavio in a standing position, Flavio’s cock actually drools long streams of pre-cum! GEE!
Having arrived in Naples, a city I found to be rather squalid, the photography makes it look picturesque and charming. But even more charming is Ciro Caputo, a local bartender who dreams of owning his own bar, Ciro is married, but he admits to having affairs with both men and women. “I love women,” he tells us, “but men give the best blow jobs” (Right on, Ciro!) “And they swallow it,” he adds.
Roberto Ruggiero and Gennaro Grimaldi are up next (pun intended). Roberto has long hair and a smooth body. Gennaro has close-cropped hair and is slightly hairy. Gennaro also has a very long dick with a very tight foreskin. There is more talk than jacking off in this scene, and one gets the impression that both men are hopelessly straight. (But as Gennaro, the more desirable of the two, went on to make “Across the Ocean” and “American Holidays” for Kazan he is thankfully open to new experiences or to much lira.
Our last auditionee is Francesco Storace. Francesco is what I dream about when I think of Italian men: dark hair, laughing eyes, sparkling white teeth, and a nice hairy chest. “I dumped my girlfriend,” he says, “because she was sleeping around.” (Stupid bitch!) He cums much too soon. But it’s a big, big load. Eleven…count ‘em…ELEVEN SPURTS! As he smears the semen around on his belly he continues his reminiscences. “When I was in the army and in Florence, I used to hang around the train station looking for generous people because I needed the money”. Damn! There I was in Florence staring at Michelangelo’s David, when I might have been at the train station ogling Francesco.
You can choose your subtitles: English, French, Spanish, or German. There is a Behind the Scenes Photo Shoot of Ettore Tosi, which shows in no uncertain terms why he is Kazan’s mega-superstar. There are still photos of Grimaldi and Cortese and pre-views of Kazan’s other scenic marvels.
To sum up: The Road to Naples is a Super Highway!