The Little Details
Running Time: 129 min. (cover states 140 min.)
Production Date: 5 / 6 / 2005
Director: Stoney Curtis
Cast: Sandra Romain, Sinitia Stone, Selina Silver, Haley Paige, Georgia X., Andrew Youngman, Dave Hardman, Talon, and Phil Gash
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: This is only my second Lethal Hardcore DVD, so Iím going in with a pretty open mind.
Initial Reaction: The movieís okay, and the authoring makes me hope that somebody got fired.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting straightforward sex with a bunch of anal
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a focus on anal sex rather than a lot of pussy action
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: Not even two minutes into the action I was starting to be disappointed by the technical aspects. The audio isnít quite even up to an average level, with a crow or two in the background coming across as loud as Sandra. There were several other background noises, and her voice frequently got scratchy as she maxed out the audio. It gets better for the rest of the movie, but Iím not sure it ever gets past the average mark. The video is okay, but it did have a bit of pixelation. There was also a lot of camera motion, although the action was pretty well lit.
Music: Thereís a little music during the introductory tease thatís nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, but itís nothing special.
Disc Complaints: The coding for the movie, in a word, sucks. Although there are plenty of chapters, the movie is authored so that you can only scan forward and back or skip forward and back one chapter rather than going to the start of any chapter (with a limited time stamp) or to any point in the movie (with a time stamp the way itís supposed to be done). If you want to watch one scene and then skip ahead a scene or two, you have to go all the way back to the chapter menu and use that to get to the scene you want to go to. Also, if you hit the stop button and your player allows you to restart the movie right where you left off, here youíre going to have to go through everything again. Yes, governmental warnings and everything. This did not give me a good impression of Lethal Hardcoreís DVDs, and was poor enough that I was almost tempted to penalize the overall score because of it. At the very best, authoring this poor will always make me go for the lower score if Iím torn on a rating.
Disc Problems: Due to the poor authoring I just described, I used the chapter menu to get to the second scene due to watching the movie in two sittings. When I did so, the scene got all screwed up. It seemed intent to run completely at about half the speed, for both the video and the audio, which made Sintia sound about like a retarded Barry White. I tried skipping back a chapter, and it ran fine. When I skipped back ahead to it, the scene went back to the half speed. The only way I could get it to play right was to watch all of the previous chapter, at which point the movie kept playing as it should. The combination of this problem with the poor authoring easily knocked a half point off the overall score compared to what it would have been if somebody competent would have authored the DVD.
Menus: The main menu is okay and blends the boxcover nicely with a bit of animation and the movie. The chapter menu is very generic, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number.
The FeatureRiveted Rectums 3 keeps things pretty simple. You start with a girl, and let her introduce herself and tease the camera a bit. Then you bring in a guy to get his cock sucked and fuck each of her holes. Itís a simple idea, but it seems to work in porn.
|Scene 1 - Sandra Romain and Andrew Youngman|
Hot brunette Sandra starts things out rubbing her ass against the white railing of an outdoor circular staircase wearing black stockings, panties, and a bra. She teases the camera as she moves down the steps and puts on a little show with a small buttplug and a dildo when she gets to the bottom. She sucks the toys clean and double penetrates herself with the toys before asking for a real dick. Iím guessing sheís given Andrew, who lets Sandra put her impressive oral skills to work on him before letting him fuck both of her holes missionary style. Sandra sucks her juices off his cock before bouncing on his cock cowgirl style with each of her holes. She sucks her juices off his cock again before climbing back up and sliding a toy into her ass while Andrew fucks her pussy. Sandra turns around to let each of her holes have a little reverse cowgirl action, and doesnít hesitate at all to suck her ass off his cock. She bends over to let Andrew pound her ass doggie style before hoisting it in the air for some pile driving. Finally, Sandra has Andrew pop on her face as she does a lovely baby bird impression.
This is a hot scene. Sandra puts out tons of energy and takes one heck of an ass pounding. She also has very nice chemistry with Andrew, who seems to know just how she wants it. This is an intense scene without being degrading, and starts Riveted Rectums 3 off on the right path.
|Scene 2 - Sinitia Stone and Phil Gash|
Next up is Sintia, a blonde who talks in very broken English. She shows off a little before sliding a vibe into her ass while rubbing her pussy. Sheís magically joined by Phil, who lets her gobble his knob as she looks up at him with her blue eyes before fucking her pussy missionary style. Sintia sucks Philís cock clean a couple times and rides him cowgirl style before turning around for a little reverse cowgirl anal action. Phil also gets a piece of Sintiaís ass doggie style before she has him pile drive it. Finally, Sintia finishes things taking a very nice facial from Phil.
This is an okay scene. Thereís nothing bad about it, but thereís nothing about it that really grabbed me about the scene either. Iím sure some of my indifference to the scene was due to the technical problems with it, but just as much was Sintia appearing a bit dead. She gives off some nice vocals, but I never got the feeling that she was really into the scene. This is an okay scene with nothing too special to set it apart from other scenes.
|Scene 3 - Selena Silver and Dave Hardman|
Selena, whoís nicely in her blonde phase here, introduces herself and shows off in a red latex corset and thigh high boots with long black gloves and rubber panties. She breaks out a turquoise buttplug and lies back to warm up her ass, and sucks it clean a couple times to see if her ass is ready. When attacks Dave orally when he walks in, and takes the buttplug into her mouth with his cock as well as seeing how much of his cock she can fit in her throat. Selena lies back on the bed for Dave to spear her snatch before riding him cowgirl style to show off her great ass. She sucks her pussy off Daveís cock several times before climbing up and impaling her ass on Daveís cock reverse cowgirl style. Of course, nasty girl that she is, Selena makes sure to suck her ass off Daveís cock several times as he fucks her ass, and also lets him spoon her ass and fuck it from behind. Finally, Selena takes a nice facial finish, plays with the cum a little, and then swallows some down before going back to suck out any cum she might have missed from Daveís cock.
This is a pretty good scene. Selena looks great, as always, and puts some nice effort into the scene. Sheís fairly vocal and puts in some nice energy. Unfortunately she also mugs the camera pretty badly, which held the scene back for me. It also seems to be a little too similar to Sintiaís scene to be too interesting. Taken on its own, this is a good scene but not quite great.
|Scene 4 - Haley Paige and Talon|
Haley, a very cute brunette, starts her scene out stripping down to show off a great rack and ass. She diddles herself a little before Talon comes in mouthing off in a way that appears to be aimed at making you not think that he looks like heís had more facelifts than Peter OíToole ever dreamed of. He plays with Haley briefly before having her suck his cock, and then lets Haley ride him cowgirl style. Haley also lets him fuck her pussy missionary style and sucks her juices off Talonís cock before letting him fuck her ass from behind. She shows off a nice gape and sucks Talonís cock clean before sliding her ass over his cock for a bit of reverse cowgirl anal action. She even lets Talon pile drive her ass before taking a nice facial finish.
This is another scene that didnít make it too far past the average mark for me. Itís too bad, since Haley looks great and does a pretty good job. Sheís vocal and definitely puts out some nice energy. The problem with the scene is Talon. I found The Rock more convincing as a gay guy in Be Cool than I found Talon as a straight guy in this scene. Listening to him mouth off throughout the scene I couldnít help but start laughing, and I was thankful the camera seemed to be trying to avoid his face. This is another scene that just didnít work for me.
|Scene 5 - Georgia X and Phil Gash|
Georgia, a cute bottle blonde with a little meat on her bones, starts the final scene out showing off her nicely natural titties and her pretty pink pussy. She warms up her ass with a little vibe, and even sucks it clean, before getting a little company and welcoming him with some knob gobbling. She lies back on the bed for Phil to fuck her pussy missionary style before moving up for a little cowgirl action. Georgia bends over for a rectal reaming, and sucks his cock clean before getting in the mandatory reverse cowgirl anal. Georgia also lets Phil spoon her ass before getting down for a nice facial.
This is pretty easily my favorite scene in the movie. Georgia is very cute and I love her natural and realistic body style. She starts out trying to play to the camera a bit, but seems to get caught up in the sex too much to pay attention to the camera. This set her apart from the rest of the girls pretty well, and made her scene the most memorable in the movie. This is a nice way to finish the movie.
Riveted Rectums 3 is a pretty average porno. The girls are cute and normally put in some nice energy, with Georgia leading the way for my favorite scene, but there were plenty of things to hold the scenes back. The guys werenít always the best, and the girls often seemed to overdo their reactions. There was also more than a little camera mugging, which is something very hit or miss for me. Here, it missed roughly 95% of the time. The biggest problem, however, was the overall scenes themselves. They seemed extremely confined to a pattern, with the girl getting fucked in their pussy in missionary and cowgirl while taking it in the ass in reverse cowgirl, spoon, and pile driver. The only girl to mix it up a little was Sandra in the first scene, and even she seemed pretty confined. This made Riveted Rectums 3 really repetitive, and I found myself easily distracted through most of the movie. Riveted Rectums 3 isnít a bad movie, but it also isnít anything special that Iíd recommend somebody run right out to check out.
The Extra StuffTrailers are included for Almost Jailbait 2, Pussy Farts, Black Bros Banginí White Hoes, 12 on 1 #2, Anal Annihilation 2, 100% Natural Wonders 3, Cream Filled Holes 2, Swallow Every Drop 3, Interracial POV 3, Cherry Bustin 3, Oh! Me so Horny! 3, Blacks in Blondes, Natural Teen Nymphs 2, 2 Dicks for Every Chick, and Just Turned 18 3. The photo gallery includes about fifty very nice looking snapshots. Thereís also outtakes and web links.
The outtakes lasts four and a quarter minutes. Selena starts out posing for stills before accidentally kicking the camera during the sex. Haley is next, who searches for the right pair of panties before getting dressed and posing for a few photos and shooting some of her scene. Finally, Georgia poses for a few sex stills. Itís an okay collection of footage, but nothing too special.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, toys, anal, ass to mouth, and DP (technical)
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many Lethal Hardcore DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with many stores offering them for a little under $20. Rent this one first or aim low. The action is fairly repetitive with nobody really standing out or giving really great performances. The technical aspects are lacking, but thereís a little effort put into the extras. Unfortunately, the authoring leaves plenty to be desired and holds the overall DVD back as well.
Note to Lethal Hardcore / Stoney Curtis: Where to start here... Better authoring, a cast listing by scene, more care towards the technical aspects, and mixing things up so people donít feel like theyíre watching the same scene over and over again. All of these things would have helped this one out, and from the little Iíve seen from Lethal Hardcore theyíre things that seem common to your DVDs.
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