RIDE ‘EM COWBOY begins with four of these South American “cowboys” engaged in a long conversation. As my long viewing of Brazilian films have taught me the words for “suck my cock” and “fuck me” (all the Portuguese one probably needs for a trip to Rio) I haven’t a clue what they are talking about—maybe cows or sheep as they seem to have plenty of both around. (If they are going in for lengthy conversations we should have subtitles.)
After a while two of the guys—a chunky mature unattractive guy and a younger one in a ridiculous pair of frayed chaps—saunter off, leaving the other two (who are quite cute) behind. As soon as the others have departed this remaining duo start a-kissin’. Shirts come off to reveal smooth hairless torsos. They strip completely—even boots and socks—to get totally naked in the great outdoors. One has pierced nipples and a hairless crotch. (Never have to pick hair out your mouth with this one.)
They suck each other’s cocks and settle into a nice sixty-nine. The shaved one gets his ass eaten out and sits down on his buddy’s dick. This is the “cowboy position” and so he rides. After a bit it’s his buddy’s turn to ride the cockhorse. For both rides they manage to kiss the one they are riding, which I think is a nice touch. The second rider dismounts in order to return to fucking the shaved one—this time in the “missionary position”. Eventually the shaved one gets on his hands and knees so the fuck can continue in the “doggy position”. By now his sphincter is quite loose and close-ups show his fucker’s cock coming out and going back in effortlessly. Unfortunately, there’s no cutting for continuity so we are surprised to discover the roles reversed at one point with the non-shaved guy being the bitch. Finally the shaved one gets fucked sidesaddle before both jack off.
It ends as it began—with a kiss.
There’s some filler between fucks with the two who sauntered off at the beginning messing about with sheep.
The second scene proper begins with the two cutest young guys in the film seated together on a bench. (All work no play makes Juan a dull boy.) They kiss, remove shirts, and lick one another’s smooth chests. The handsomer of the two is the first to suck dick, taking it down all the way. He stops only so that both can get totally naked; then returns his cocksucking. He ceases, and kneels on the bench, presenting his ass for fucking. After getting reamed in that position, he lies down on the bench for some missionary work. (He’s very shy about his cock, covering with his hand or hands. We get only the barest glimpse of it throughout the entire scene.)
Fucking on the bench is a bit awkward so they get down on the ground for it to continue. It’s time to ride ‘em cowboy, so the shy handsome one (still hiding his privates) sits down on the other’s up and ready dick. This shifts into sidesaddle and then returns to “cowboy-ing”. He dismounts so his fucker can cum on him.
The film’s third and hottest scene begins with a rugged handsome stud feeding the horses. He moves to a staircase to rest. A young and very attractive cowboy approaches and makes advances. He strips the horseman and gives fine lip service to his cock. Excited, our young sucker gets naked and sits down on the horse stud’s prick. This rider is not cockshy. His uncut cock is semi-hard and flails around freely s he rides. These guys fuck sidesaddle, missionary, and doggie (twice) before the young rider cums with the horseman’s prick embedded in his ass. The horseman sprays him with a healthy load.
The two we’ve been following as filler now have their turn in the film’s final—and I feel weakest—scene. The work with the sheep over, the young guy in the chaps goes fishing and catches a fish. The mature guy comes along and leads him astray. These are the only twosome in the film that doesn’t get completely naked. The young chappy leaves his black cowboy hat on throughout even when he is sucking the other’s big black cock, riding it cowboy, or taking it doggie and sidesaddle. Unlike our hard rider in the previous scene this bottom’s cock says limp throughout (he’s no more turned on by his fucker than I am). He does get hard when he takes maters into his own hands to cum at the scene’s conclusion.
Despite the rather flaccid finale the film is pretty good. The guys (with the one exception) are attractive and the sex (especially in the first and third scenes) is uplifting. If you like Latin studs (and I do) you’ll enjoy this one.
In the bonus section is a listing for “Sex Talk”. I was all set to improve my Portuguese vocabulary, but guess what it was? A bunch of ads for phone sex. Jeeez! Give me the visuals.