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Rich Bitches (TXD)

Studio: TXD Entertainment
Category:  All Sex
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astroknight's ratings for Rich Bitches (TXD):
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Rich Bitches (TXD) overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Rich Bitches (TXD) Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Rich Bitches (TXD) Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Rich Bitches (TXD) Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Rich Bitches (TXD) Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Rich Bitches (TXD) DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Rich Bitches (TXD) A/V Quality rating 3 stars
Worth$7.50
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  1/1/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 92 min.

Production Date: 2003 - 2004

Director: Brozi

Cast: Dillan Lauren, Catalina, Katie Gold, Felix Vicious, Lisa Marie, Boo, Anell, Matt Bixel, Damien, Will Powers, Tommy X, and Jim South Jr.

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I always look forward to new studios, but am often a little nervous as well. Thereís nothing different from that here.

Initial Reaction: Itís very average.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a wide range of sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels unique in any way.

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is pretty well balanced, but there are a few times when it seems a little hollow or muffled. You also get to hear the performers being given directions a few times. The video is similar. Itís normally well lit and has only a hint of grain, but thereís a bit of camera shake and a few sequences when the camera seems to be a little off by cutting off one person or the otherís head at about their mouth.

Music: Thereís a little music at the start of each scene, but by the time the sex starts itís gone.

Menus: The main menu is okay, and mixes a bit of the movie with the selections. The chapter menu is very disappointing, and just lets you choose a scene based on a chapter number alone.

The Feature

Rich Bitches goes with a loose vignette style format. Each scene has a little something to start it out before it gets to the sex. Sometimes itís a bit of plot and sometimes itís a little tease, but each time itís supposed to show that the girls have a bit of money.

Scene 1 - Dillan Lauren and a guy

Dillan, a very cute brunette with a great natural rack and some hideous back tattoos, starts things out playing with herself lightly as she drives around while fantasizing about sucking her manís cock. When she gets home she finds her man surfing the web on the computer, and rather than punishing him with no sex for not finding him checking out Adult DVD Talk, she drops to her knees and starts sucking his cock. She lets him lay back on the bed as she continues to suck him and then climbs up to ride him cowgirl style. He mounts her shaved pussy missionary style next before spearing it doggie style. Dillan lays back for a little scissors fucking and then sucks him a bit more before climbing up for a reverse cowgirl ride. Finally, Dillan hops off to suck her man to a facial.

This scene has some nice things going for it. I love the flashback beginning to the scene, which acts as a very nice tease. I also love the chemistry and talking back and forth with Dillan and the guy. The main thing that held the scene back for me was the camera work, which fely like it was afraid of showing more than just the guyís cock much of the time. Iím not wanting long slow pans across his body or anything, but as long as heís there you might as well acknowledge it and show a little better chemistry between them. It also suffered due to the guy looking like he was having problems popping. He does give a nice load at the end, but thereís something like six editing cuts before he gets to it. This is a pretty hot scene.

Scene 2 - Catlina and a couple guys

Catalina starts things out strutting her stuff in a pink and white little outfit while looking like some gangbangerís ho with her hair all in braids and a little streaky. She drops to her knees to start sucking the guys as soon as she can before letting the tattoo-free guy fuck her bald beaver missionary style while she continues to suck the otherís cock. The guys each let Catalina ride them cowgirl style and give it to her doggie style as well before letting her have a bit of reverse cowgirl anal. She turns around so the guys can give her a double penetration, and then rolls back so they can each have their way in each of her holes before taking a double facial to finish things up.

Just as I think Bill Murray said in What About Bob?, ďThere are two types of people in the world. Those who love Neil Diamond, and those who donít.Ē. The same can be said of Catalina, and I know that I fall in the latter grouping. I know that she does everything short of farm animals, and thereís a little doubt as to whether the lineís there or not. Although that turns on some people it doesnít do anything for me because she does it with so little passion or enjoyment that she bores me more than anything else. As usual with Catalina, this scene did next to nothing for me.

Scene 3 - Felix Vicious and a guy

Hot, naturally built, moderately tattooed, and heavily pierced Felix starts out the third scene getting on a little high class lingerie and sliding back out of it before pulling her manís pants down around his ankles and taking his cock in her mouth. She gives both him and the camera some great eyes, ranging from fun to pouty to passionate, and takes him into her throat several times as well. Sadly, the scene ends abruptly and without a pop.

This starts out as a great scene, and ends up a dud. Felix does a fantastic job sucking cock, and sexually outdoes Catalina several times over even with out the pop. That said, the lack of the pop and the abrupt ending to the scene left me feeling like here was a lot more to go here that we never got to see. This is a great blowjob, but the DVD would have been much better if this was just included as a bonus scene with a note at the end about the kid not being able to perform.

Scene 4 - Katie Gold and a guy

After a little time down at the bar, cute bottle blonde Katie wanders home with one of the guys. She strips him down to suck his cock, and gives him plenty of great eyes and smiles as she warms him up. She lets him work on her pussy with his tongue and fingers a little before finally fucking her missionary style as she lies back in a chair. She also lets her new friend give it to each of her holes from behind before fucking her ass missionary style. Finally, Katie gets down for a facial that takes a couple edits to arrive.

This is an okay scene, with all of the faults lying with the camera work. Katie has a very nice natural body, but you rarely get to see all of it. Instead the camera sees how tight it can get on the penetration shots to the point that I was bored with much of the scene because I rarely got to see Katieís reaction to getting rectally reamed. Also, since the guy had a bit of wood problems, close-ups werenít always the best thing. Katie did seem to be really into the sex, but the camera work rarely let you see that. This could have been a great scene, but instead ended up very average.

Scene 5 - Boo and Lisa Marie

After a little studying, Boo and Lisa decide itís time to take a bedroom break. Boo helps Lisa strip down on their way and then lets Lisa kiss her way across her great natural body when they get there. Boo lies back on the bed for Lisa to eat her pussy before bending over for Boo to spank and finger her. They continue to lick and finger each other until Boo breaks out a jelly dildo thatís so long itís almost scary! Lisa gives it back to Boo before they share it a little. Lisa gets a little more of the toy again before Boo kicks her out before her boyfriend arrives.

This is a pretty typical lesbian scene. I like the playful start with Boo acting as the aggressor, but once they get into the bedroom it quickly tapered off into a stereotypical lesbian scene that was hurt further by hearing the girls get a few directions from behind the camera. This scene didnít do a lot for me.

Scene 6 - Anell and a guy

Anell has a couple brief words with the camera before dropping to her knees to work over her boyfriendís boner. She lets him slowly fuck her face and strips down as she takes his manhood in her mouth. Finally, Anell takes the dudeís population pudding on her face to finish it.

Iím not much of a fan of oral scenes, which might be why I was fairly bored with this scene. It didnít seem bad, but it did seem very average. Once again, much of this was due to the camera work, but Anell never seemed to really get into it. That isnít to say that she didnít look into it, but she never got into it like she really loved what she was doing. This is a very average seeming oral scene and didnít exactly end the movie on a high note.

Rich Bitches is a pretty average porno. It has some things that work nicely for it, such as the teases that lead into the first few scenes. The chemistry and communication in Dillan Laurenís scene is also fantastic, as is Felix Viciousí oral action. Rich Bitches is held back, however, by a few things. First is the camera work, which often seems uninspired. The sex scenes also seem stereotypical, with only Dillan and Felix really grabbing my attention. Theyíre also hurt by lackluster editing and comments from behind the camera not being taken out. Finally, the opening sequences feel very generic and never really convey the girls being either rich or bitches. Rich Bitches isnít a bad movie, but itís so average in so many ways that it had a hard time holding my interest.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about a minute and a half with roughly five seconds per okay looking cropped snapshot. Thereís also a trailer and a little extra footage.

The extra footage lasts almost two minutes, and shows Catalina flipping off the camera as well as the cast having a little fun on the set. With the exception of Catalina, itís an okay little featurette, but nothing to run across traffic to watch.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, group, anal DP, oral, lesbian, and toys

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Rich Bitches is only offered on TXDís website, as far as I could tell. For the over $20 they want, pass on this one. If you can get it cheap or rent it somewhere, it might be worth checking out if youíre a fan of one of the girls here. The sex is okay, the technical aspects vary a little, and thereís a bit of effort put into the extras.

Note to TXD Entertainment: Credits would be a very nice thing. Also, a little more consistency would be very good.

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