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Running Time: 84 min.
Production Date: 1994
Director: The feature says Bionca although the cover says it’s Jim Holliday’s Return of the Cheerleader Nurses, so I’m not sure
Cast: Tiffany Mynx, Debi Diamond, Kiss, Lacy Rose, Alex Jordan, Bionca, Sharon Kane, Crystal Wilder, Isis Nile, Melanie Moore, Nikki Sinn, Rebecca Bardoux, Shawnee Cates, Stacy Nichols, Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Justin Case, Joey Silvera, Terry Thomas, and Ron Jeremy and Jim Holliday in non-sex roles
Initial Expectations: I’m not sure if I’ve seen a bad Jim Holliday movie, which gives me good hopes here.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for some hot, fun, and fluffy porn
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for the toe-sucking and butt licking of the current Jim Holliday
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty standard for early nineties porn. The audio is pretty well balanced but is a little muddy at times. The video has some light grain and soft focus problems but is normally well lit. There are also quite a few relics that appear fairly frequently and some discolored bars along the edges.
Menus: The menus are pretty simple. The main menu is pretty similar to the standard VCA menu, and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a clip of the close-ups so you can’t really tell anything from them.
The Feature: Things are different at the Burton Allen Institute. Well, there’s the girls studying to be exotic dancers, stewardesses, cheerleaders, and nursing just to mention a few things, but that’s the normal part. Dr. Elvis T. Melble’s (Joey Silvera) trading card collection has disappeared and things just aren’t the same. Is it much of a plot? Nope. But it’s definitely fun.
Alex Jordan starts out teaching Intern Justin Case a thing or two he didn’t learn in med school. He teases her holes with his tongue and fingers before giving her ass a good tongue fucking. She doesn’t bother to suck his cock, and instead has him go straight to fucking her pussy missionary style. Surprisingly he doesn’t last to get to a second position and pops on her stomach. It’s a quick scene with some nice energy and a great way to start the feature.
Randy Spears convinces nurse Lacy Rose to give him a bit of special personal attention. Lacy and Randy mix up the foreplay, alternating cocksucking and pussy eating while throwing in some nice pussy play as well. The fucking is also nicely mixed up. Randy starts off giving Lacy a little bit of his cock in her pussy, strokes himself while Lacy fucks her ass with a vibe, and then fucks her pussy while she fucks her ass before finally decorating her chest. Once again it’s a fairly short scene with limited positions, but it’s also very hot and energetic.
Tiffany Mynx, looking great here with an all natural body, pays a visit to Jon Dough’s room in the next scene, and is quickly rewarded with his tongue running across her legs and pussy. They slowly move it into a sixty nine before Tiffany turns around and rides John’s cock cowgirl style. They finish things up missionary style before Jon decorates Tiffany from her bush all the way up to her face. It’s a fairly tender scene but has some nice chemistry and heat.
Since her boyfriend is away and can’t take care of her, Debi Diamond takes care of herself with him on the other end of the phone. She starts off using her fingers, but quickly moves on to put the phone to good use in a way I don’t think “phone sex” was every meant to describe. Debi goes back to her fingers as well as quite a few toys and a lot of lube as she kicks things up a notch with quite a bit of DP action. As usual with Debi, it’s a very hot scene and she shows that she can hold her own just by herself.
Rebecca Bardoux gets in the act next with Dr. Joey Silvera, first bringing him a few new trading cards and then consoling him over the loss of his collection. She sucks and stokes his cock and then lays back for him to spear it with his schlong. Joey turns her around and fucks Rebecca from behind before popping on her great butt. It’s a pretty good and short scene that’s once again raised up by some very good chemistry.
Finally the girls have some anal fun with a care package sent by Adam & Eve. This is one of those scenes that most porn fans just dream about. The entire female cast appears to be here, and all put the toys to work on their precious puckers and sweet slits. It’s a nice scene, although I think the camera got a little close for much of the action. I’m not sure if there’s ever a shot of all the girls at the same time, which would have been very nice.
Return of the Cheerleader Nurses is pretty typical Jim Holliday. There’s lots of silly fun and teasing by beautiful women and more chemistry in any one scene than in many whole adult features that come out today. That’s not to say that it doesn’t have its faults, since I thought a lot of the camera work limited the scenes. In most of the scenes the camera seemed a bit close while offering very few distance shots, which I really like. The scenes also seemed very short and limited most of the time. Despite this, the chemistry in the scenes pulled the feature well past its limitations and made the scenes still come across as satisfying. Return of the Cheerleader Nurses is good hot fun.
Extras: The extras are pretty standard for the VCA Classics line. The cast page lets you know who’s in the feature and the catalogue lists some of the other titles in the VCA Classics line. The photo gallery lasts about two and a quarter minutes with about seven seconds per okay looking full screen photo. There’s also the six minute Hall of Fame featurette narrated by Jim Holliday and contact and internet information.
Themes: Straight, rimming (male > female and female > female), toys, anal, spanking, masturbation, DP (toy), lesbian, and group
Raincoat Factor: High
Overall: Currently, many of the VCA Classics line can be found online for between $17 and $25 with a few stores offering it near the bottom end. If you’re a fan of Jim Holliday’s work, you probably won’t be disappointed here, although it’s not quite up to some of his current movies in my opinion. The scenes are short but hot with great chemistry. Unfortunately, the transfer lacks in quite a few places and there aren’t any real extras worth mentioning.
Note to VCA: It’s great to see you bringing out your older features on DVD, but it would be nice if you could lower the price on some of the more bare bones titles, such as this.
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