* DIRECTOR: Various. * DURATION: Ľ75mins. * STARRING: Unattractive women, some with red hair. No idea about names.
Redheads Do It Better apparently. With no cast list and great advertisements like ďThese red hair babes slam it harderĒ and ďRed hot that will make cumĒ (sounds like a curry recipe), how can you doubt the title of this DVD? Anyhow, letís keep this review short and simple.
This was a giveaway DVD, ostensibly containing hot scenes with hot redheads. Personally, Iíve always had a thing for redheads but thereís little in porn to satisfy this craving (Gwen Summers pretty much Ė not that thatís a bad thing). Iíve reviewed some bad porn lately but this is a ridiculously tepid offering that stands out, even amongst the Vivid movies.
Itís come to my attention lately that Iíve been giving some ridiculously low scores of late. All I can say is that these movies honestly deserve these scores and arenít worth any money. The men and women in this movie were repellent, the sex was unpleasant to watch and there were absolutely no extras. Not even a time code.
If a good movie doesnít come along soon to break the drought, at least I can still serve ADTers by creating a list of every bad porno ever made.
A red-haired girl and Tony Tedeschi start us out on the path to damnation. The girl had some decent implants. Tony is not quite as ugly as usual, but still quite ugly. He licks and fingers her pussy and ass, then she blows him. Into the mindless pumping, which was particularly grainy. Tony grabs her throat. Both he and throat-grabbing can go as far as Iím concerned. He cums on and past her face. The girl was passable, the scene was not.
Onto a particularly unattractive girl and some guy. Whatever colour it is, her hair isnít red. She blows the guy, strips, resumes blowing, then doggy and RCA. The tattoo of the word ďsexĒ on her stomach helped, because I had no idea what I was watching. The guy cums weakly around her mouth.
Another non-redhead with big 80s hair and Tom Byron step up to inflict some psychological trauma. The girl was sort of cute but sort of wasnít. She had very droopy boobs and put up with Tom silently. Interesting droopies. Another uninspiring scene capped off with a body shot. This scene is cold right out of the freezer.
Another 80s scene lifted from somewhere with another below average redhead and Jon Dough. Jon has a nice perm here. Lick, blow, fuck. The sex was bad and the girl was not very attractive. At least JD gets a fair load on her face. Some PC head.
Next up we have an ugly redhead, an ugly brunette and TT Boy (enough said). Double blow, screw and some cum on the redheadís face. There was some energy here but nothing I wanted to see.
The two girls do some tepid veggie in the lounge while TT finds an ugly brunette to poke in the bathroom. The scenes are cut together. TT is very annoying and the girls are ugly all-round. Belly shot, PC head, the ugly girls finish up.
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