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The Little Details
Running Time: 58 min.
Production Date: 5 / 2000
Cast: Jewel Marceau (listed here as Scarlett Fever), D’Arby, Kassandra, Devin DeMoore, Lena Ramon, Mistress Shaydee, and Bip
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: I haven’t heard anything about London’s DVDs, but Lena Ramon is enough for me to give it a chance.
Initial Reaction: It’s probably the best spanking movie I’ve seen.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody interested in spanking
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. It’s sometimes a little hollow, but most of the time isn’t too bad. The video is much worse. It’s nicely lit, but there’s some very noticeable pixelation and some frequent flickering in the upper left corner.
Music: The music is cheesy, but nicely balanced with the rest of the audio and fades in and out as the scenes go.
Disc Complaints: Before the main menu you’re subjected to phone sex crap. You can scan through it, but you can’t skip it. This always ticks me off, and never gives me a good first impression of the DVD. There’s also no time stamp, which gives you no way to jump directly to specific instances in the movie. This seems a bit more important than usual here being a fetish movie and knowing how some people’s fetishes go. From what I understand of time stamps, it takes next to nothing for both effort and cost to include it, so whenever I see a DVD without one I can’t help but wonder how much a company cares about its consumers.
Menus: The menus are okay. The main menu works in a few clips from the movie while the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number.
The FeatureIf you need a spanking, or somebody to spank, there’s only one place you need to call, Red Ass, Inc. They’ll send out a girl perfect for your needs, whether it’s just a little frustration to get out or if you’re doing a photo shoot of girls with nice red bottoms.
|Scene 1 - D’Arby and Bip|
Auburn haired D’Arby starts things out modeling for Bip. She strips down to her bra and panties and leans against a chair for him to take what he calls “before pictures”. He has her spank her ass a little to get it a bit more red, but when she doesn’t get it red enough takes matters into his own hands as she whines about him spanking her too hard. After getting a few shots with the color as he wants hit, Bip gives D’Arby another spanking to get the right texture. Next, Bip has D’Arby strip down to show off her nicely pierced nipples and bald beavers and takes her over his knee for a spanking to show her the meaning of “submissive”. He spanks her ass and up and down D’Arby’s thighs before having her stand up and rub her nice red ass and thighs. He snaps a few pictures before getting a dish of ice and rubbing it over D’Arby’s ass as the scene fades out.
This is a pretty good scene. D’Arby does a nice job of throwing around a bit of attitude, and Bip does a good job of staying dominant without going overboard. The camera nicely mixes shots of D’Arby’s ass as it gets nice and red and Bip spanking her, and even mixes in a few other shots to let you see the rest of D’Arby. It’s a nice opening scene and is soft enough to not scare away curious people while still hard enough that it should please hardcore spanking fans.
|Scene 2 - Jewel Marceau and Devin DeMoore|
After chatting about Jewel’s work a little, dark haired and skinned Devin caresses Jewel’s body. She takes Jewel over her knee and spanks her ass until it’s nice and red as they play back and forth verbally. Jewel gets up to show Devin her nice red ass before stripping down to her bra and panties at Devin’s request. Devin spanks Jewel as she stands in front of her before having her strip off her bra. She bends Jewel over a table and dry fucks her from behind after they have a little spat over whether or not Jewel’s been faking it. After a bit Devin goes back to spanking Jewel before they finish things with Jewel worshiping her feet.
This is an excellent scene. Jewel and Devin have great chemistry together and both look like they’re having a lot of fun. Jewel’s spoiled brat attitude works great in the scene, while Devin does a great job in the dominant but fun role. I also love how they mix up the spanking and other play, and think that it helps back this a much stronger scene. This is a fun and hot spanking scene.
|Scene 3 - Kassandra, Lena Ramon, and Mistress Shaydee|
When Lena, one of my favorite performers who looks great in glasses, stops it to see about a job, Kassandra decides to give her a test run. She has Lena bend over her desk, hoists up her skirt, and starts spanking Lena’s pantyhose-clad ass. Kassandra can tell that Lena’s enjoying herself, and gets into the spanking herself. Unfortunately, Mistress Shaydee returns from her meeting a little early, and watched enough that she knows that Kassandra’s technique is a little off. Mistress Shaydee has Lena take a seat while she takes care of Kassandra. She has Kassandra take out her paddles from the desk and bend over the edge to get her spanking. Mistress Shaydee starts things out spanking Kassandra’s ass with her bare hand before moving up to a paddle. She points things out to Lena as she works Kassandra over before sending Kassandra off. She explains the difference between a disciplinary spanking like Lena watched and a fetish spanking like they normally give before bending Lena over the desk to show her in Lena’s audition. When Lena’s nylons get in the way she rips a pair of spanking holes in them so she can better redden Lena’s ass. Mistress Shaydee even breaks out a few paddles so that lena can experience them. She starts with a long, wide paddle that lets her get both cheeks at once before moving back to the smaller, more intense paddle. Finally, Mistress Shaydee breaks in her leather driving gloves on Lena’s beautiful red ass before inviting her along to her meeting.
This is yet another hot spanking scene. I really like how this scene showed both a punishment style as well as a fun style, and think Mistress Shaydee did a great job in her role as the dom in the scene. Lena and Kassandra also did a great job, and although Lena reacted with plenty of cries, I know that she’s a performer who really gets into harder sex like this and don’t doubt that she wasn’t enjoying herself. This is a great scene to finish with, and mixes things up nicely in a very good way.
Red Ass, Inc. is a great spanking movie. Unlike many B&D style or spanking movies, it never takes on a rough or degrading feel. The scenes all have a very fun feeling, and although the tops in the scenes sometimes give a little extra discipline, it’s never done in a mean spirited way. The performers also look like they’re into spanking, and the camera does a very nice job of getting in to show the spankee’s nice red ass as well as zooming out to show the rest of what’s happening. I think my only complaint about Red Ass, Inc. is that it was over so soon. Red Ass, Inc. is a very enjoyable spanking movie, and one that I’d recommend to both people who are curious about spanking movies as well as spanking fetishists.
The Extra StuffNone.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None needed
The Bottom Line:Currently, London Enterprises’ DVDs can be found from about $8 all the way up to $25. At the low end this one’s a winner if you’re a spanking fan despite lackluster technical aspects and absolutely no extras. The spanking is very well done and enjoyable, but since this one is currently available only at the high end you might want to give it a rental first.
Note to London Entertainment: Thanks for putting a little effort into your credits. In the future, please put a little effort into the extras as well.
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