Is it anything?
No, not really. Tons and tons of better stuff out there. But the picture quality IS fairly good, and the girls are generally pretty enough. Sex is average. I won’t get into specific girls or scenes, but a one complaint is: not a bit of anal until the 3rd or 4th scene and then it’s a condom scene. (Good grief, Charlie Brown!) Another: the final scene is a girl-girl scene. Why end it like this? A movie with 5 scenes should never put the girl-girl as the finale. But on the plus side, for those that like this, there is some anal toy play in that scene.
The scenes start off right away with sexual activity, but you do have about 30 minutes (split between BTS and Interviews) that serves as introductions to some of the girls on the DVD extras.
But overall a very average title. Run-on sentence alert! Maybe they will come out with some great stuff someday (the only other review of a Green Light movie, Pick & Fuck, gets just one star here at ADT Reviews) but if you are looking for something new you might check out a couple of other newish studios on the scene, Colossal and Third Degree come to mind, so for now steer your attention to those studios. They have really been wowing me.
On second thought, in my dream world I just might start a review like this: “On my 14th title viewing of the day, nearing a state of brutal, yet lovely hallucination, the energy was there by the on-screen boys and girls, but the insults and rudeness was lacking severely. I was kind of expecting a big ol' F me in the A all night long you son of a B, aw man F meeeeeee, but all I got was a mumbled whimper of an oh god yes. The one I call FatBoy sounded fine after clearing his throat and spitting out a hunk, so he really wailed out a big ol' "Yeeehaw, baby!" I sat down hoping that the old lady would finally drip the big F bomb, but just got a burp (or was it a fart?) and she started really ramming that ass up. Beautiful! I really wasn’t expecting this, considering the girls in 3 other scenes were just dragging their rumps barely holding up their tits. Then 12 other guys ran in the room and soaked this poor girls face. Definitely a highlight of the porn-viewing day so far! Good energy, but I just couldn't get into it. I went in a-strokin, watched what I needed, and left, totally uneventful – but, of course, with a wet hand. On to my next movie.”
Okay, that was a terrible tangent and I don’t live my fantasy world watching dozens of titles back to back. Or do I?