REBEL GIRL should please those who like pale, heavy on the tats, freaky haired female performers. Actually, Jenna is the only female performer on this disc that doesn't fit this description so does that make her the true REBEL GIRL? And who am I to decide since my only rebel cred lists that I once drove my parents' Rebel station wagon?
RIAA SCANDAL---Mick Blue plays an agent busting Joanna for illegal downloads. Joanna's favorite tune puts him in some sort of hypnotic trance, which leads to suck and fuck action in a cluttered computer room. Upright straight sex stuff with Mick in the chair gives way to Joanna anally-mished in the chair then anal-doggied bent over the desk. Mick drops his load in her mouth for the finale. Solid action but too many objects are distorted in the wide angle shots, which otherwise are welcomed throughout this DVD. About 30 minutes---!!!
YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW---At the top of the stairs, Joanna spreads her legs for a masturbation sequence with a gray dildo rubs, thrusts and P2M moments for the finale. About 10 minutes---!! 1/2
PUSSY POV WITH MAVEN---Maven, a pale gal from Seattle with an ugly burgundy color in her straight hair, stops by after her very first first scene ever to suck pussy with Joanna. The POV with Joanna standing upright looks great as Maven 's lovely on her knees at the foot of the bed. Joanna tries to sit on her face but the POV shot doesn't work at all as often Maven's face disappears from the frame leaving her chin and neck awkwardly in-frame. About 25 minutes---!!
FUN WITH MY FEET---Joanna strips and climbs into a tiny white bath tub where she massages her feet then her pussy via the warm spray of a shower head attached to a hose. Toes clasping and toe sucking accompany a warm water massaging of her pussy. About 10 minutes---!!!
MY GOOD FRIEND INDIGO---During a study break, Indigo heads down stairs for suck and fuck action with Keni Styles. Her hair is so bright red it might explode at any second plus she sports plenty of torso tats and piercings on her pale skin. Natural boobs with pierced nipples a plus. On her way down, she masturbates on the stairs then Keni works her over in a variety of straight sex positions on or near a red couch. Then, cowgirl and doggy occurs on the steps with crooked stairway bars in the foreground of some shots. More fucking, on the floor this time, then a reverse cowgirl. She drops to the floor for the cum shot as Joanna rubs its remnants into her open mouth. A great scene but the wacky red hair really distracts especially from what appears to be a really cute face. About 25 minutes that includes upstairs chit-chat with Joanna---!!! 1/2
PUBLIC MASTURBATION---Along a wall of graffiti, Joanna says "I forgot to wear my underwear," squats down, plays with her pussy then the camera follows her over to a van for more of the same where she stands upright with one foot on a rubber tire between the driver side of the van and black bars. Wild black spiked heels a plus. About 10 minutes---!!!
SWITCH-A-ROO WITH DRAVEN---Joanna and Draven wear their tight dresses and black boots for some suck and finger fun on a couch. The duo decide that Joanna's boyfriend won't know the difference between the two of them so the duo keeps switching places while James Deen keeps leaving the scene and returning for suck and fucking action while the other female watches from screen left. This goes on awhile, maybe too long, then the duo make it a threesome on the couch. Interesting idea, poor execution but the sex is fine. About 30-35 minutes as the switch-a-roo babble pads the length---!! 1/2
KINKY FUN WITH MY STOCKINGS---Joanna shows off the sheerness of her black stockings, takes one off, stretches the other at the toe then masturbates. She takes off the other stocking then uses the stretched fabric to massage her pussy lips then she sticks the fabric in her pussy and masturbates awhile longer than the other solo scenes. About 15 minutes---!!!
POV WITH ME AND JENNA HAZE---Joanna meets Jenna in the parking lot then Jenna gets dressed inside by a little desk. Super-sexy laced black heels, a plus. The duo paw at each other on and around the little desk then talk about being cock teases, which leads to POV sucking and fucking with James Deen's stunt dick. The gals take turns then form a formidable duo as Joanna rides reverse cowgirl anal on the floor with her arms resting atop the small desk. Solid scene that takes awhile to get going. About 45 minutes.
EXTRA SHIT---9 minute BTS, 4 Trailers, 4 minute Gallery
Okay, so Joanna Angel's REBEL GIRL (2010, Burning Angel Entertainment) mixes a few POV scenes with a few regular gonzo scenes with some solo masturbation stuff. I'll get to the performer Joanna in just a minute but producer Joanna should find a way to put these scenes all together so that they flow like one long scene, which is something that's easily done if you're shooting in you own house. It's called pre-production. As is, this disc is just a bunch of the usual gonzo scenes.
I've always loved Joanna's bubbly energy as a performer but this rebel girl and most of her gal pal cohorts have one major problem and its all right here: boobs-real, pale skin-real, tattoos-real, piercings-real, ugly pinks and reds in the performer's hair-fake. Next time, show us who the true rebel girl and at least drop the butt-ugly hair for a start. Final rating of !!! for REBEL GIRL drops to !! 1/2 outa !!!!!