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Pussy Farts

Studio: Lethal Hardcore
Category:  Anal , Freak , Straight
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cv's ratings for Pussy Farts:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Pussy Farts overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Pussy Farts Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Pussy Farts Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Pussy Farts Sex rating 4.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Pussy Farts Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Pussy Farts DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Pussy Farts A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by cv  on  3/10/2005

While great improvements have been made in the past several years concerning video production values in adult cinema, the audio component has been largely overlooked by most directors. While the senses of taste, smell and touch aren't part of current home entertainment technology, some improvements should be available in sound.

Vaginal farts (colloquially known as pussy farts, varts, or queefs -- I think in some English-speaking countries they're also called fanny farts) are a part of sex, although many seem to be embarrassed when it happens and either nervously giggle through it or pretend like it didn't happen. They aren't noxious smelling like regular farts; it's simply air that has been introduced into the vagina and needs to exit the woman's body. The positions that induce queefing are often avoided in porn and any footage that captures it usually ends up on the cutting room floor.

Fortunately, Stoney Curtis is a porn visionary who is trying to highlight queefing, rather than ignore it. There's a lot that is permissible or even desirable in today's mainstream porn, and I believe that pussy farting is ready for primetime.

As long as the participants are having a good time, the girls are hot, and the sex is hot, then it should work. It goes without saying that the director's technical expertise with audio needs to be up to snuff. We have at least one bonafide starlet here (the irrepressible Missy Monroe) plus a good-looking cast of others.

Let's see what's in store!


Missy Monroe, Dave Hardman, another guy

Blonde bombshell Missy Monroe is a dirty talker with an occasional sneer which complements her truly slutty attitude; this girl has everything it takes to be one of the best sluts working today. Outside by a swimming pool, she pulls her bra to reveal those plump all-natural tits, then removes her panties to show us the rest of that well-upholstered body. Soon enough, we find the brazen babe doing oral overtime on two dicks. She's generous with the saliva and likes getting her tonsils tickled vigorously; she tends to like giving blowjobs roughly in the self-induced throat gagging, cheek-poking style. There's plenty of slurping noises when she's not talking dirty. She's on her knees deeply sucking one guy while the other silently pumps her pussy doggy style; you wonder if the pussy farting thing is a sham until she lets a massive queef just rip. There's more quieter fucking followed by another rip. She's on her back with one guy fucking her missionary and she queefs noisily and everyone on the set breaks up laughing. It looks like she squirts a bit; her pussy gets pounded, she squirts again after another loud one.

Well, the queefing portion of this scene is mostly over as she gets in a reverse anal cowgirl with one guy while sucking the other one. She begs for dick in her pussy and soon she's getting dp-ed. They switch from the reverse cowgirl dp to the standard cowgirl dp; Missy is talking dirty throughout the entire dp. She takes the first shot mostly around her mouth but the second one she gargles with and eventually swallows. Missy Monroe is so solid; the world needs more of her type.

Nikki Hunter, Lee Stone

We find Nikki Hunter, a flaxen blonde kneeling on an outdoor patio. There are a couple of positions that are more prone for queefing; an elevated pussy helps and here she has her head and chest toward the ground, her ass high up in the air as she pumps a big dildo into her ass. She's an experienced queefer and tugs on one of her labia to facilitate the air entry. As a matter of fact, she doesn't even need the dildo: she just pulls her pussy open to let in some air and then just queefs on command in a rather astounding sequence. She stands up and we get a nice view of this pretty blonde with big tits (store-bought). Like Missy, Nikki's a pretty talkative chick, but not while she's inhaling Lee Stone's cock (which she's able to deep throat with a bit of effort). A fair amount of saliva has dripped down the chest of this wanton fuck doll. This is followed by a very nicely shot POV blowjob (Lee is on his back) and she talks to the camera/Lee.

Lee pulls off her panties with her ass up in the air; he rims her a little and she does her little parlor trick before Lee plunges in. There's very little queefing for the first couple of minutes (except for her on-command queefing); he slightly changes positions with no improvement. Finally, there's an adjustment (she's pulling her pussy open from one side and it looks like he's coming in at an angle). Bingo! Every single stroke results in a queef. The queefing stops once he starts pounding her shaved slit doggy style. Next, she's on her back and Lee's drilling her pussy missionary style from above. She's not queefing, but boy is she a loud fuck, more in the grunting style. They switch to reverse cowgirl and we're treated to some nice views of her bouncy fun bags; she provides great eye contact with the camera, too. The great scenery is maintained during the reverse anal cowgirl; there are even a few gapes. The fun continues with cowgirl anal; there's some precum or lube that drips out of her ass and she even indulges in some A2M before taking it in the ass doggy style; they're on their sides as she gets drilled from behind while she rubs her clit. He paints her face with a generous facial and the camera fades out with a closeup on her pussy.

Luisa Rosso, Vanessa Lane, a guy

21-year-old Eurobabe Luisa Rosso has a nice natural body but as she removes her panties and spreads her cheeks, there's no escaping the fact that she has a serious case of butt acne. Brace-faced 20-year-old Vanessa Lane sounds like an American girl. Soon, the two women are indoors and giving a lucky stud a double blowjob; neither one is totally stunner, but they are enthusiastic cocksuckers (Vanessa is a bit more aggressive and is also the nastier talker). The guy sticks his thick cock in her doggy style and gets her queefing while Luisa laughs; Vanessa really seems to be enjoying it. It's Luisa's turn and she lies back on the couch while the guy is pumping away at her pussy (fortunately hiding that skin condition) with Vanessa sitting on the sidelines giving the occasional color commentary. Luisa's a grunter, but rarely queers in this position. Things dramatically change when Luisa gets poked doggy style; she queefs quite naturally here.

Next, Luisa and the stud switch to anal cowgirl while Vanessa does a little anal self-exploration with a dildo. A2M is one of Luisa's indulgences; luckily there isn't too much closeup footage here lest we get a glimpse of butt acne. There's more A2M from Luisa before she sucks Vanessa's dildo. Vanessa changes the scenery with some reverse anal cowgirl. Her tight little body is in full view as she bounces up and down while Luisa rubs her clit and licks a pert pointy nipple. Vanessa plays with a vibrator while Luisa gets her ass plowed; there are multiple partial gapes, but unfortunately more footage of that bumpy ass. The two sluts jointly take the facial.

Victoria Sin, a guy

Raven-haired Victoria Sin is a 21-year-old hottie who hails from Germany. She's in a bedroom with a cheesy looking bedspread showing off her smallish but all-natural tits. She spanks her tight little ass before she pulls down her panties and stretches her buttcheeks for the benefit of the viewer. After she rubs her clit for a few minutes, a faceless stud materializes and just like that she's sucking away. She's not a deep throater, but she does her best in servicing the guy and doesn't mind rough oral. The POV blowjob footage is particularly good; from this angle, her body type is noticeably similar to that of Taylor Rain, another porn waif. Finally she gets her pussy stuffed with cock; she's lying back on the edge of the bed while he strokes in and out. Her pussy lets out some very nice rips, maybe more when he enters her at a slight angle. She's a more consistent queefer in doggy position especially as the guy enters her from an angle.

The guy picks her up and they roll over to a reverse cowgirl so the queefing is over. She's not the dirty talker like some of the other girls we have seen so far, but she is a moaner and she enjoys a good pounding. She sticks her finger in her ass during the cowgirl, but she never takes it up the ass. Only now does it register that she has a fairly large tattoo on her back (I'm not a big fan of tattoos but for some reason it's not terribly bothersome to me in this scene). He gives her a facial and she makes the amusing comment, "Do you eat pineapple?" LOL

Kathleen Kruz, a guy

This 18-year-old Latina has a pretty natural body which she quite happy to show off; she has a Hello Kitty tattoo on one hip (WTF?). She reclines on the couch and rubs her shaved slit with her neatly manicured fingers. The guy shows up and she starts sucking on it, giving the camera lots of eye contact. She's not as aggressive of a cocksucker as some of the other women in this episode and she's certainly not a deep throater or gagger. Even then, she looks mighty fine in the POV blowjob. The guy takes a few licks at her pussy and ass and even spanks that round tanned ass a couple of times. He starts stroking it into her doggy style, but she only occasionally queefs until the two find that magic penetration angle. When he pulls out fully, she queefs; they do this several times then he pumps away for a while with no queefing. This alternating pattern continues for a while until they switch to reverse cowgirl. This isn't typically a queef-friendly position but she does queef a bit as she bounces up and down, but there are no major rips.

She's laying back on the sofa and the guy pumps in and out of her with only the occasional pussy fart. Then just like magic he finds the sweet spot and she queefs with almost every stroke, her pussy lips flapping around. She's pretty quiet compared to the other sluts, but there's plenty of queefing here as the guy finds the magic angle. The camera angle switches and for a brief while we get queefs and gaping pussy. She licks her pussy juices off his cock before they switch to a sideways spoon; no queefing here, but some nice pussy slapping audio. The guy blows his load over her face (her mouth is closed though).


Production Values

The video quality is good, but nothing more than decent-shot gonzo porn. This movie emphasizes the audio component and Stoney did a good job here.

While I wish slightly better sets were used and a little more thought had been placed on the girls' outfits, there is nothing here that gets a true thumbs down. Still, a bump up in the production values here might really turn some more heads.

DVD Extras

Outtakes (13:34) - Outtakes in a queefing movie? Heh heh. This is really behind-the-scenes footage rather than a blooper reel. Some interviews, some photo shoots, a few on-screen shenanigans. Amusingly, Luisa is considering implants and Vanessa is telling her not to. Later Luisa and Vanessa are having fun with a suitcase full of toys. Victoria's suitcase has more lingerie than anything else; she starts changing into her outfit. Like many guys, I like watching women change their clothes and I wish there was a little more of this footage in DVDs.

Trailers - this section is comprised of no less than sixteen trailers (averaging two minutes apiece) back to back. With no menu, this is over half an hour of non-stop sex.

Photo Gallery - a standard auto-playing slideshot of stills from the shoot. Image quality is good, at least for NTSC resolution.

A typical Web Access page rounds out the DVD extras.


Conclusion

Heh heh heh, this movie rocks! Partly because it wades into new territory for porn (as far as I can tell), and partly because the talent seems to be really into making this happen.

There's a little suspense and maybe even some performance-related anxiousness as we wait for each starlet to start queefing, but when they finally do, people are having a fine time. Missy Monroe continues to strengthen her case as one of the hottest girls on the screen today. I've enjoyed watching Victoria Sin at least once before and her scene here makes me want to watch more. Nikki is new to me, but I'll be looking for more of her titles in the future.

Not every girl takes it up the ass, but it looks like everyone's having a blast. That counts for a lot. I really hope this takes off and we see/hear more pussy farting in the future. I am glad to own this gem.


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