Cast (in scene order):
Julie Robbins, Mason Storm, Lauren Phoenix, Elizabeth Lawrence, Dana Vespoli, Ariana Jollee
This is Skeeter Kerkove’s 2nd directorial effort for Private and he has booked some lovelies for this flick. Some may find it strange that Skeeter is directing for Private but I applaud Private for bringing in a big name director to broaden Private’s gonzo offerings. Plus, his titles alone should garner serious attention. I know I wouldn’t have paid much attention to Skeeter until his title, “Stick It Where the Sun Don’t Shine”, piqued my interest.
The scenes take place within rooms of a house and follow an almost formulaic pattern. There is a short tease segment and then an introduction of the girl by Skeeter. By the way, Skeeter does come across as very sincere during the introduction and he never forgets to say God bless for the female form. The girl will be wearing some fetish wear like latex bra and panty set with thigh high boots. The girl will give a no-hands deep throat BJ where her hands are behind her back grabbing the heels of her boots. Finally, there will be tons of anal sex in multiple positions. What a formula, indeed.
Scene 1 – Julie Robbins:
Julie looks voluptuous in this scene wearing a pink bra/panty/tutu outfit with mesh stockings and black thigh high boots. Julie has a nice big butt and it does get spanked in the scene. Julie gets to show off her decent oral skills and anal beads are used in the scene. Actually, the only vag penetration to speak of is when to complete the DP with the beads, which is hot as hell. The anal takes place in multiple positions and the scene ends in a cumshot to her open mouth. This was a strong scene and it includedin her pussy and on her mouth. Stacy does some nice post clean-up. Good scene to start. 3 ½ out of 5.
Scene 2 – Mason Storm:
Mason doesn’t waste time and takes it doggie anal to start the scene. They take a quick break from anal for some no-hands BJ until the anal starts again. The anal sex moves through various positions while Mason uses a little vibrator on her clit for some extra stimulation. I read on an ADT thread that Mason prefers girls over guys and it is very evident in this scene. There is no chemistry between the two whatsoever. Granted, it is Alex Sanders but while it appears that Mason like anal sex I’m led to believe that she’d rather get it from a strap-on from a girl. The scene mercifully ends with Mason taking a small popshot in her mouth and she swallows. I’ve got to question the casting in this scene as well as featuring Mason on the cover art. Why would Private prominently feature the worst scene of the movie on its cover? ½ out of 5.
Scene 3 – Lauren Phoenix:
This is the only scene with 2 guys and Lauren ever the sexual dynamo is quite deserving of the added attention. Lauren is wearing sexy red thigh high boots but enough of that. I never knew that Lauren has such BJ skills and she gets to show off her deep throat abilities with hands and no hands style. Anal starts rather quickly and the anal in this scene is hard and unrelenting. There is plenty of DP action in RCG and CG with good camerawork showing the action. Best part of the scene is Lauren in piledriver with the guys taking turns in her ass. The scene ends with her getting the cumshots in her mouth and good post head clean-up. Very good scene. 4 out of 5.
Scene 4 – Elizabeth Lawrence:
Elizabeth is an attractive Aussie with a phat ass and is a screamer. She gives a nice, sloppy no-hands BJ with lots of gagging reflex and spit. Wow, she can take it deep in her throat. Skeeter makes an appearance during the scene to lube her ass and insert anal beads. The highlight of this scene is Elizabeth taking it semi-standing doggie anal with her phat ass on full display. Boy, does her ass take a hard pounding. Did I say she was a screamer? She gets a popshot to her face and she swallows whatever landed in her mouth. 3 out of 5.
Scene 5 – Dana Vespoli:
Dana is an exotic beauty with one of the best asses in the business. She is wearing a red latex top with matching Daisy Dukes to show off that ass. Personally, rough sex does not turn me on and I find it degrading. This scene does contains roughness but not to an extreme. There is some slapping on the face, tits and ass. It appears from Dana’s zealous participation and her actions that she is a willing and consensual partner. Also, there is a lot of dominating talk from the guy but it is more to control the scene and action. In fact, both of them are very vocal during the scene.
Dana is manhandled throughout the scene. She gives great deep throat BJ in no-hands BJ style and it’s onto the vag penetration in doggie. Staying in doggie he switches holes but not before making Dana say that she wants it deep in her ass. He doesn’t let up on the balls deep thrusts once the anal starts and it continues in mish position and finishes in piledriver. She performs some nice clean-up on the popshot to her face. Fans of rougher sex will absolutely love this scene. Normally, roughness is not my thing but easily the best scene of the movie. 4 ½ out of 5.
Scene 6 – Ariana Jollee:
Ariana is wearing a white furry hat with matching bikini top and thong coupled with black thigh high boots. I can best describe Ariana as an uninhibited sexpot with a sexual energy second to none in the industry. She gives an extended BJ that is incredible mixed in with getting anal beads deep in her ass. The beads are discarded and it’s anal in RCG and followed in spoon and doggie where she backs her ass up to meet his hard thrusts. The guy has some impressive girth and she has no problem taking him to the hilt in her ass. Another strong scene. 4 out of 5.
The DVD autostarts with a trailer for the upcoming Private release, The Millionaire, which looks promising. The extras include other trailers, a boring behind the scenes vignette, and cast listing. Pretty lame by Private’s standards and a bit disappointing. 1 ½ out of 5.
I recommend Anal Love Stories as a buy, especially if you’re a fan of Skeeter’s movies. Except for Mason’s scene, I liked every scene. Every scene contained great oral and anal sex with a solid female cast. I wish Skeeter the best of luck with Private and I hope it turns out to be a win-win relationship for both parties.