Director: Alessandro del Mar
Feature Time: 1:31:46
Extras: Behind the Scenes and Trailers (0:18:43)
Veronika De Souza
Aliz (Liz Honey)
Anita (Jenny Blair)
Themes: Feature, European, Anal
"Fashion in Paradise" finds me venturing into feature film territory, which is somewhat of a departure. Occasionally I like to temper my non-stop gonzo watching with something with a little more substance. The Private Tropical series is just what the name implies: lots of lavish tropical island settings with beaches and palm trees. The girls are all European beauties and are just as much eye-candy as the Equatorial settings.
A few guys are chauffeuring some chicks around in a van. One of them starts complaining how tired and hot she is. It's difficult to decipher exactly what's going on because everyone speaks in stilted, heavily accented English. Who knows where they're going, but eventually they get there (some villa with Spanish architecture).
Who knows what's going on in the plot, but the first sex scene takes place on a beach. There's rather lame porno music playing in the background the entire time. There's no telling who these chicks are, either. This one is a tanned, hot brunette who gets fucked vaginally and anally by a guy on the sand as the waves wash over them.
After the beach episode we are in a bar or club for some reason. Everything is dark. Why can't I ever figure out what's going on in feature porn movies? Many do not really give you much to go on. A mustached guy gets it on with two blondes, Liz Honey and Jenny Blair, on a couch in a fairly memorable scene.
OK, I guess the guys we saw earlier are photographers. They are shooting the first girl and the one who constantly complains in some sort of soda commercial. We get shots of them posing with cans of the Private brand beverage on the beach.
The "bitchy" girl encounters one of the cigar-smoking photographers outside and gets screwed in reverse cowgirl anal while some smooth jazz guitar music plays dentist office style in the background.
She wants more money from the guys and is looking to hook up with some other sleaze-bag in a restaurant. More Private soda ads while techno music throbs. A new blonde girl with braids in her hair gets double-teamed by two of the guys next to a pool for an unexplained reason.
Perhaps she is auditioning for a new layout or something. All of the scenes including this one have anal in them, so maybe this will hold the interest of hardcore sex fans despite the lengthy and poorly acted set-ups. This blonde girl's scene is probably the best of the bunch so far as she strokes both guys off to a pair of large facials.
That other girl is signing with the new photographer she met in the restaurant. To seal the deal she joins another dark-haired beauty and takes on the two dudes. Lots of anal sex. This scene like all the others is very well filmed and the lighting, even under the sun outside, is top-rate.
Back on the beach to the other two hapless photo guys shooting another Private soda spread. Somehow they talk a pair of hot blondes into getting screwed on the beach after their shoot. I won't give away the ending to this fractured tale in case you actually care about what's going on, and because I'm not really sure what happens, to tell you the truth.
Much of the 'acting' and broken English of "Fashion in Paradise" had me chuckling, but for couples or fans of Euro feature porn it's a light-hearted romp with a bunch of lush, eye-catching scenery. Visually the film is a delight. The plot may leave a little to be desired, but the girls are uniformly hot. I'm not a big fan of the paper-thin acting or the porno music that seems to be constantly playing, though. The glossy production values, lavish sets, and story line makes this title probably better suited to couples than to the average raincoater pervert.
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