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scipio's ratings for Private Porn Vacation 1: Tenerife:
Overall Rating 3 stars
Private Porn Vacation 1: Tenerife overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Private Porn Vacation 1: Tenerife Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Private Porn Vacation 1: Tenerife Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Private Porn Vacation 1: Tenerife Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Private Porn Vacation 1: Tenerife Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Private Porn Vacation 1: Tenerife DVD Extras rating 1.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Private Porn Vacation 1: Tenerife A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by scipio  on  11/28/2005
Private Porn Vacation: Tenerife.

Director: Alessandro Del Mar.

Extras:
Trailer: The trailer for this title.
Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast.
Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format.
Production Notes: Not much this time, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in Tenerife, Spain.
Other Titles: Individual Previews for: The Private Life of Silvia Lancome, College Girl Revenge, The Private Adventures of Pierre Woodman #8, Puerto Rican Affairs, XXX #24, Robinson Crusoe on Sin Island.
About Private: 3 options - Discover Private DVDs, Private Media Group, www.private.com.- Each basically showing a short clip on "why we are fantastic".

Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian.
Subtitle options: Dutch, Portugese, Greek.

A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind.

None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene.

Yet another new line from Private, and seemingly like most of their current productions, it's directed by Alessandro Del Mar.


Scene 1:
Alicia Rhodes, Philipe Dean, George Uhl, Guy.
Anal, A2M, DP, 4-fingers anal, Facials.

Alicia is a cute-looking British blonde, with big tits and a well-known appetite for sex. She's interviewing for a job to "take care" of guests at the villa, and offers to show her three interviewrs just what she can do.

Philippe and George suck on her breasts. then she quickly peels off her panties and George fingers her pussy while she talks dirty, then sucks off the unnamed guy. George fucks her. The guy fucks her fromk behind as she alternately sucks Philippe and George, then both at once. Cut to Alicia riding George RAC, then she goes A2M, than back to RAC she gapes hugely and puts 4 fingers in her ass a few times, then Philipe comes over and the two guys alternate fucking her asshole until they DP her while the unnamed guy looks on. Alicia deepthroats the unnamed guy, then we see her getting cowgirl DPed as she sucks whoever it is that's not fucking her at the time. A2M, alternating BJ, alternating deepthroating, the other guy fucks her ass. Spoon anal with oral, more A2M, doggie anal, gaping, cowgirl DP with oral, more fingers in the ass.. finally Alicia takes three facials, one after the other without missing a beat (the third one is pretty weak though). She plays with their cocks and the cum, smearing it everywhere and dripping it into her mouth. She blows a kiss to the camera, then the scene ends...

Well, Alicia certainly has a lot of fuckpower going for her. I was half-expecting her to do double-anal in this scene, and I'd wonder if she would even notice. I'm impressed.
8/10


Scene 2:.
Jane Darling, Philippe Dean.
P2M, Anal, A2M, Anal Creampie.

Jane Darling, a large breasted blonde talks with George Uhl and Philippe Dean at an outdoor table and chairs. Unusually, George says "I'll catch you guys later" and leaves, just before Jane strips down to her purple underwear and starts to blow Philippe. Next she rubs her ass on his cock and titfucks him with enthusiasm while kissing him, then she blows him again before riding him reverse cowgirl. P2M, then he fucks her sideways missionary as she lays on the table, then anally, A2M. Next we have RAC featuring more unedited A2M, then anal cowgirl with some brief gapes, finally they spring apart and Jane sucks Philippe off before he moves behind her and fucks her ass once more. More anal cowgirl, and as Philippe pulls out, a big load of cum drips out of Jane's asshole and she goes A2M once more..

Not bad at all, though I could have done without the Anal Creampie, it wasn't played up as a circus trick as it is in many US productions. It came across as something that just happened.
6.5/10


Scene 3:
Lara Stevens, George Uhl, Guy.
DP, 4-fingers anal, Facials.

Lara is one of Private's current stable of very pretty dark-haired girls. She has largish natural breasts and briefly wears a leopard-print dress, before it's pulled down to expose her matching leopard-print bra, before that is pulled down to expose her breasts. George licks her pussy while she sucks on Guy's bent dick, then she sucks on both guys at once. then Guy licks and fingers Lara while she sucks George's dick. She's briefly in the rotisserie and then we're shown both of her gaping holes after George fingers her asshole, going A2P with his finger as she continues to suck on the other guy before George plugs himself back into her for more rotisserie. Next, Lara rides reverse cowgirl while sucking on whoever it is whats not fucking her, before changing gears to reverse anal cowgirl and then RC-DP followed by cowgirl DP with plenty of massive anal gaping, including 4-fingers in her asshole while getting fucked in her pussy. Next she is fucked anal doggy from behind while sucking the other guy, then they shoft to the same only in the spoon position. Missionary anal is next, then Lara jerks our friends off onto her face and chest one at a time.

The main drawback to this scene for me was the relativly short amount of time spent in many of the positions before edit-cutting to the next position. Lara seems to have been in everything I've reviewed this week, and that's no bad thing at all..
7/10


Scene 4:
Angel Fallen, Melissa Black, Philippe Dean.
Anal, A2OGM, A2M, Facials, Cumswapping.

Melissa Black is a warm blonde with medium natural breasts who looks quite nice while Angel Fallen is a dark blonde, with small natural breasts. The girls start of by kissing Philippe and giving him a sometimes-double lowjob, though he slaps and gropes Angel's breasts roughly and slaps her ass a bit. Before the girls are stripped off, Angel rides Philippe reverse cowgirl followed by cowgirl and Melissa goes P2OGM throughout as well as licking Angel's pussy. Soon Melissa does RAC, which shows off her little cobra tattoo on her pubic mound, which looks as good as it sounds. She also has a pierced clit hood. Angel provides unedited A2OGM duty, then does RAC herself and Melissa does the unedited A2OGM. Lovely. Anal cowgirl, bit for of gaping, more A2OGM, spoon anal, more A2OGM, Melissa licks Angel's gaping asshole and then pussy, then figers her with one in each hole, gapes her, spits in, tongue kiss, finally Melissa jerks Philippe off in their faces and the girls cumswap.

I dunno, they tried to be dirty and nasty I guess, but I just found it contrived and boring. Truly average.
5/10


Scene 5:
Lara Stevens, Libellule, George Uhl, another guy.
Anal, Gaping, Buttplug, A2OGM, A2M, Facials.

It's Lara again! The girl is everywhere I look, but somehow I'm not inclined to complain. Libellue has asian features and is listed by the Cast section as Thai. (she and Lara are the covergirls, figure it out). It's just registered that Lara has a rather large tattoo on the back of her neck, though it's usually covered by her long black hair. The four of them are

The two of them blow the two guys for awhile, then take turns giving double-blowjobs and kissing each other while they suck the guys. As soon as they conclude the oral, we cut straight to Lara being fucked anally in the piledriver position, complete with a massive anal gape that reminds one of the Holland Tunnel. Libellue is meanwhile doing reverse anal cowgirl with George in the background, but our focus is on the large clear glass-or-pyrex buttplug being inserted into Lara's rectum, which then goes A2M a number of times. We cut back and forth a little between both couples and their anal-themed play, and the buttplug even goes A2OGM from Lara's asshole to Libellue's mouth, before it gets shoved up Libellue's ass, then into her mouth. Libellue briefly DPs herself with the buttplug (since George is still pounding her asshole in RAC) and takes it P2M. Soon it's replaced in her mouth with a cock, but she tries to put the plug in her mouth as well. Libellue is then placed on her shoulders, and fucked sideways piledriver as she continues to suck the buttplug. Soon there's more ATM with it though, and A2OGM to Lara's mouth with the buttplug. At this point I'm just sick of describing it.

Libellue gets DPed in both cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, there's even more A2M/A2OGM, both girls take facials and swap it/drip the cum all over one another. The end.

This scene just tried way too hard to be nasty but actually came off as formulaic. I'm sure some people would love it, but I'm not one of them. To me it was just clinical tryhard hardcore with little actual chemistry.
4/10


Scene 6:
Sylvia Saint, Jane Darling.
Dildo DPs for both, Dildo A2OGM.

Well, this scene is one from the recent "comeback" of Silvia Saint. Unfortunately she's doing g/g only this time around, so it's kind of the opposite of Janine's recent comeback, but far less interesting. As always, Silvia looks gorgeous with a black feathery/furry thing on her throat. Jane also looks very good here. Sadly, some guy is watching them and the director decides that cutaways to im watching would be a good idea..

The girls play it up for the camera, with lots of eye contact. Silvia goes down first and fingers Jane, then uses a huge red double-ender on Jane while licking her clit, then it gets used in the double-ended manner it was created for. All this with the voyeur laying on the bed next to them, watching. Soon it's in both of their asses, until SIlvia rams it up Jane's asshole, then Jane gets DPed with both ends while SIlvia continues to lick Jane's clit. Jane now uses the dildo in the same way on Silvia, even providing herself with some A2OGM. They pass one end to the guy who sucks on it. I hope it was the asshole end. Silvia figers her pussy while she gets rammed anally by Jane and the dildo before Jane A2OGMs it again and Silvia also sucks on the ass-end, then the scene ends.

Here's a hint to Alessandro, and it's a free one. if you're shooting a scene between two girls, and there's no man-sex involved, people generally don't want to see some moron guy sitting next to them watching. It doesn't help with personal identification, since we're already watching two girls fuck who we can't touch. By cutting to his face intently watching, you simply make it difficult to actually whack off to something like this. I also don't see a lot of point in A2OGM in a g/g scene with a dildo, as it seems even more unnatural than usual. Could have been a good scene, instead it was meh.
5/10


It's interesting as this feature of Alessandro Del Mar's looks much the same as (m)any of his others on the surface, yet it features consistantly longer scenes than some of his DVDs, yet the sex here is much more contrived-extreme. It felt to me almost like they had to perform A2OGM a certain number of times in some scenes, and they were checking off the boxes as they went along.

At the same time, this DVD features a g/g scene with Silvia Saint, advertised on the cover, so from the cover I was expecting something much softer or more akin to When Porn Stars Play: Sex For Fun (which I quite liked) and instead got the A2(OG)M train.

6/10



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