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Private Man 3: Prick A Porter

Private Man 3: Prick A Porter

Studio: Private Man
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joeblow69's ratings for Private Man 3: Prick A Porter:
Overall Rating 3 stars
Private Man 3: Prick A Porter overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Private Man 3: Prick A Porter Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks Private Man 3: Prick A Porter Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Private Man 3: Prick A Porter Sex rating 2.5 stars
Plot/Acting Private Man 3: Prick A Porter Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras Private Man 3: Prick A Porter DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Private Man 3: Prick A Porter A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by joeblow69  on  5/18/2003
Director: Sebastiano Brogi

Cast: Atis, Antony, Black Csaba, Cherry, Dave, Franky, George, Gregor, Micky, Nicola, Ronny, Tony, Yoe

Story: Prick A Porter shows us the seedy side of the fasion business. Witness the love, betrayal, backstabbing, and buttbanging that all happens behind the scenes of a famous fashion show.

Scene One
Starring: Atis, Cherry, Black Csaba
Boy, these are some seriously weird names these guys have. Cherry? What the hell? Black Csaba? He's not even black! Black actually reminds me a buffer Leonardo DiCaprio (which is not a good thing). Cherry is actually pretty damn hot. Too bad he couldn't get a hard-on to save his life. Atis (aka Janas Volt) is looking as good as ever.

After everyone gets a chance to suck some cock, Cherry ends up getting fucked by Atis. It's all very mechanical, and no one seems to really be enjoying themselves. Black Csaba doesn't really do that much here, and probably should have been left out.

Scene Two
Starring: Yoe, Cherry
Cherry's back again for the next scene, this time, he follows one of his models into the bathroom for a quick fuck. You'd think that with a big hunk of burning love like Yoe, Cherry would have no problems getting a boner. Well, you'd be wrong, since he's just as flaccid in this scene as he was in the previous. Yoe looks incredible, though. There's some rimming in this scene (which is relatively rare in Euro flicks) but it's shot from a weird angle, so you can't really say for sure if Cherry's tongue is actually making contact with Yoe's hole. To be fair to Cherry, it looks like he did manage to get his cock 1/2 way hard while Yoe was plowing him. It's still pretty disappointing, though. Such a shame to waste an incredible hardbody like Yoe on someone who obviously can't appreciate it.

Scene Three
Starring: Antony, Atis
Finally we get to see some real heat! These two actually seem like they are really into each other. When Antony rims Atis, you can see his tongue touch Atis's hole! Nice! Antony gives Atis a nice hard fucking, but it's over much too quickly. A flip-flop would have been greatly appreciated here.

Scene Four
Starring: Atis, Black Csaba
You know, Atis is a very handsome guy, but I really don't need to see him this much in one movie. I was hoping I'd be able to get through the movie without seeing Black Csaba again, but I guess it wasn't meant to be. Luckily, it's a rather short scene. On a more positive note, it looks like Csaba really didn't like getting fucked, so maybe he'll retire after this movie?

Scene Five
Starring: Antony, Micky, Nicola, Tony
It certainly doesn't take long for the fashion show to denigrate down to a strip show, and then a full-blown orgy. Antony and Micky pair up in the foreground, while Nicola and Tony do the nasty in the background. All the while, hunky guys in the audience are jacking off.

The main show here is definitely Antony fucking Micky. Tony kind of slinks out of the scene after a quick blow job, to be replaced by some other, cuter guy (who they don't identify). This is probably the best scene on the disc. It was nice to see all the hunks in the audience cum, but it would have been even better to see them join in on the action.

Audio/Visual Quality
I really don't like they way Private dubs their DVDs. They should just leave the audio in the star's native language, and give us the option of whatever subtitles we need. Instead, everything is dubbed into English (or a few other languages), and most of the voices don't match the stars very well at all. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just the 'acting' that's dubbed. But they had to go and dub some of the dirty talk and moaning during the sex. That's just plain silly.

The video quality is generally very good. Everything is crisp and clean, and looks great on my big screen tv. There is quite a bit of an annoying 'special effect' that makes the scene look 'strob-y' or 'flashy'.

Private included trailers for all three of their current movies (Sword Master, Gambler's Delight, and Prick-A-Porter) as well as a slideshow, a ton of language and subtitle options, and some notes (in case you can't follow the story).

Final Word
With Prick-A-Porter, Private Man did fix a few of the problems I had Sword Master, but they also included a couple of new problems. My main beef with this movie is the recycling of stars. They really needed to add a few more guys to the cast. In the end, it's all pretty much standard Euro fare. Hot guys, average sex. If you're new to the genre, it isn't a bad place to start (since it's much cheaper than normal euro porn), but if you've already memorized all the big Euro stars and all their different stage names, then there's no real reason to check this one out. You've already seen it all.

Running Time: 90 minutes

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