If Silvia Saint ever becomes pregnant, I hope her baby has the good sense to lick her pussy a couple of times on the way out. OK, maybe that was uncalled for, but the truth of the matter is that when it comes to the aesthetically perfect Silvia Saint no thought can be too depraved, and no lust can be sated. Not even by this excellent DVD.
The Private Life of Silvia Saint is a two-disc DVD featuring nothing but the best of its star's work with Private. Such a release is to perverts what the The Lord of the Rings movie was to geeks. It is, simply, all the stuff they like right there in one easy to access package. Private has a loyal following, and I guess it's deserved, though I've never been an enthusiastic fan myself. While well produced with many truly beautiful women, Private movies are often a little distant. Their sex scenes seem to be orchestrated and not as spontaneous as I'd like. Here, stripped from their original contexts, the sex appears a little less managed. Because Silvia is just so other-worldly sexy, those manufactured moments seem less artificial, and are easily forgiven.
It's a surprising move for Private to put all these scenes in one release. Silvia Saint fans need only to buy this one title for all her Private work. Can you imagine Wicked cutting all the good parts from their catalogue of Jenna Jameson titles and giving it to their customers so they won't have to buy all the original movies? As a consumer, it's easy to become jaded by the porn business, but this is not an occasion to feel burned. There's a lot of fucking on this double disc set, and everything advertised is delivered.
Have questions? Then, ask away...
You say, there's a lot of fucking in this DVD? On a scale from 1 to 10, how much fucking would you say there actually is.
21 -- That's how much. There are 21 full length sex scenes here, all of them starring Silvia Saint. And if she's not taking dick, she's eating pussy. There's none of this masturbating in the doorway shit you see other stars do to justify their faces on the boxes' covers, or their names in the titles. All Silvia, all fucking, all the time.
Twenty-one scenes? I don't think I've even had sex twenty-one times. Please describe each moment in such graphic detail that I hardly have to watch the damned thing.
Sorry, I won't do that. If I had any kind of style at all, that wouldn't be mine. Besides, I'm very lazy.
At least tell me which scenes from which movies. I hate buying compilations only to find out I've already watched most of it in it's original form.
That's a fair question, but still doesn't account for the fact that I'm lazy. Read this thread. Others have organized the details much better than my slovenly ass is willing to attempt.
You're right, that's a whole heap of carnal activity. But there's still a lot of crap in this set, right? The second disc in a two-disc set is always a load crap.
Sorry, no crap to be found, except for the skid marks left in this reviewer's underwear when he discovered both discs were packed with Silvia Saint filling herself with more cock than a Kentucky Fried Chicken warehouse. This, literally, is a case where there was too much porn to get on one disc. That's pretty refreshing, considering that most producers scramble to find enough material to justify only one. And despite all the featured sex, there's still room for the extras, including a couple hundred still photographs, all of Silvia, and many from her magazine layouts.
I like my sex nastier than a Bootsy Collins bass groove. How nasty would you say The Private Life of Silvia Saint is?
Depends on how you define "nasty." If by "nasty" you mean graphic, hardcore action with anal sex, facial cum shots, and double penetrations, then yes, this sum-bitch is nasty. If you're thinking more along the lines of down on their luck runaways puking on each other and slobbering phlegm all over some guy's dick, then no. This isn't nasty...thank god.
Of all the stars in the sky how many shine just to cast light on Silvia Saint's vagina?
By my count, seventeen.
And how many exist just to illuminate her turd cutter?
Is the video quality any good? I just can't get aroused unless my porn is encoded at a sufficient bit rate?
Yeah, the quality is good. Private's usually good about the technical details and this is no different. Keep in mind, though, this is a compilation feature created from clips from different sources, so some scenes look better than others. That said, there's nothing to complain about.
Have you done your taxes yet?
Nope. I don't even know where I put my W-2.
I've heard that an orgasm feels like your penis is sneezing. Will this DVD help me find out if that's really true?
If it doesn't, then you should see a doctor.