The DVD package reads “Sex-obsessed teenagers recount their fantasies and real life sexperiences on internet blogs, sharing their sordid secrets, videos, and more in 6 dirty scenes, with 3 foursomes!”
Reading the above, I was expecting some kind of loose plot that poked a little fun at Myspace.com, while serving to link together six scenes into a movie. After popping the movie in, the following appeared on the screen:
“In the early period of 2008, private decided to contact Gaska Dalve, a young girl, author of a very followed blog www.69bytes.blogspot.com to understand if it was possible to adapt the blog into a porn movie.”
Gaska is an alternative chick with a shaved head and tattoos. Most of the movie seems to be her talking about her own experiences with the sex scenes interspersed throughout. All in all, it is more her pontificating than sex. And I feel cheated. Look at the box cover. Anyone looking at the cover would naturally expect pretty sex done in the Private style: hot babes with decent looking guys fucking from beginning to end with a few minutes of plot thrown in. This is just the opposite. This is porn meets MTV.
The first scene is like 3 minutes and rolls during the opening credits and includes Lucy Belle being fucked by someone who looks like he belongs in a methadone clinic while two girls play video games. There is never any real focus on the sex, the camera seems more concerned about making sure it gets the girls playing video games into the picture.
The second scene is Regina Ice and Trisha Brill. This one would be pretty hot from the two minutes I saw, but they tell us that we need to go to www.private.mysexspace.com to watch the whole thing.
Scene three is Boroka Balls and Regina Ice with two guys. The girls really give it to them with a lot of energy, but it was like whoever was on the camera had ADD. There was so much bouncing, zooming, focusing, I don’t think the cameraman knew what he was supposed to look it. Either that, or he was trying to make the camera dance in tune to the background music. A real shame, because this scene had real potential, once Boroka gets her pussy lips around a cock, there is no stopping her.
Scene four had Trisha Brill dressed as a high school girl with bright highlights in her hair. This is an oral only scene, with her taking a cum shot across her chest. At least at first, then the movie goes somewhere else for a while, suddenly these two are back having sex again, this time full on.
Scene five was Lucy Belle on a rooftop with two guys. Five minutes and it was over and going back to scene four. Then we are back in scene five, Lucy is taking anal and being DPed. Not so bad a scene, but suffered from the same infirm camera work as before.
Scene six was Black Angelika doing an Elvis Impersonator on the hood of a white Cadillac. By this time I was so dizzy from the camera work I couldn’t watch any more.
I usually try not to be so negative in my reviews, but this movie just didn’t work. As someone who owns more than 100 Private titles and has been watching them since VHS days, I can pretty much guarantee that most of their core fan base would be disappointed in this movie. I’ve checked out Gaska Dalve’s blog, and it is pretty interesting. I am sure she has a large fan base and has a lot more sex than I do, and I mean no disrespect to her. It just seems that if Private wanted to make her the focus of the movie, they would have put her face or name somewhere on the cover and informed the consumer of what they were trying to accomplish with this one. Instead, the lovely Baroka Balls is there, front and center, with no indication that this movie is going to be anything out of the ordinary.