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Private Dancers

Private Dancers

Studio: Factory Video
Category:  Gay
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Where to buy:Streaming/Download
Joe Shaver's ratings for Private Dancers:
Overall Rating 2 stars
Private Dancers overall rating 2 stars
Female Looks Private Dancers Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks Private Dancers Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Private Dancers Sex rating 2.5 stars
Plot/Acting Private Dancers Plot/Acting rating 1.5 stars
Extras Private Dancers DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Private Dancers A/V Quality rating 2 stars
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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/3/2006
A more appropriate title would be CHICKEN CUM EATERS as there is nothing that really passes for dancing and these young’uns have a voracious love of boy honey. The main stars are Markie—a skinny bleached blond with buck teeth who had a Freshman magazine spread a while back and appeared in the solo HORSEDICK series—and Mikey (not Mickey) Turner—another skinny twink who has definite sex appeal. There are other assorted cum-hungry boys.

It begins with a group arriving at the theatre to see Markie dance (hehhehhe). It’s a small room, drably furnished with comfortable seats for the patrons and a small stage area. Markie enters and twitches a bit; then drops his trou. Some members of the audience start rearranging their dicks but two dance critics in the back row decide there’s something better. They suck one another off and swallow down the cum.

A twink with a bigger dick than Markie joins him onstage and two other audience members come up to suck their cocks. The suckers concentrate first on the one with the bigger dick and then both go down on Markie. I was reminded of two calves trying to decide which teat to suck. Finally the big-dicked twink goes over and sits down and Markie follows after him to suck some dick himself. The two former suckers now strip off and do one another. Markie gets fucked as do one of the former suckers. Then everyone gets back on stage to jack off into waiting mouths.

Finally we have Markie and Mikey Turner together. They suck and Markie gets fucked and they suck some more until its time to unload in the other’s waiting mouth. This scene would have been hotter if it wasn’t a repetition of what we had seen before.

It’s all pretty much of a muchness. The lighting and videography are poor. The set crappy. The twinks are cute enough. There’s just no variety. My mind kept wandering and my eyes often left the screen. If it weren’t for the cum-eating this one simply wouldn’t pass muster. And if that’s what you want, the S.E.V.P. films do that better. Skol!

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