Pretty Sloppy (2009)
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THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal, Fetish, Interracial, Lesbian, Foreplay, Roleplay, Oral
Starring: Aurora Snow, Kirra Lynne, Bobbi Star, Chayse Evans, Sammie Rhodes, Jamie Elle, Poppy Morgan, Kelly Divine, Britney Stevens, Kristina Rose, Sean Michaels, Mick Blue and Will Striger
Produced & Directed by: Jay Sin
This is the very first Jay Sin movie that I have ever seen. Yes, I am almost through with reviewing pornographic flicks. But I think I’ve found a genius. A shining prince. His name is Jay Sin. Everybody is talking about his movies and how wonderful they are, although he has been directing for Evil Angel for a little over a year now. So, I rented this along with Gape Lovers 3. Now, I wish to see Anal Acrobats 3 and Deep Anal Abyss. After seeing the trailer for these flicks, I must warn you. He, like B. Pumper, takes ass obsession to a whole new level. A level that can get any porn viewer hooked on his shit, like a rich man’s drug!
Jay Sin’s sexuality is twisted! He’s not as twisted like Jake Malone is, but he knows what we all should come to love. I remember Jasmin St. Claire saying years ago that that girl-on-girl shit isn’t pornography. “When you have a dick in your ass, that’s pornography!” Well, I agree. Ass obsession, anal fucking, BDSM and interracial sex (in some instances) is real pornography! Although there is no BDSM in Jay Sin’s flicks, there is nothing but women showing their asses, making them do and endure all kinds of crazy pretty things and it doesn’t matter if there’s a man in the scene fucking them in the ass or not. Now, although most girl-on-girl doesn’t do shit for me, it seems like Jay Sin, like Jake Malone, makes the greatest feline pussy features. His flicks are a mixed bag. None of his movies are girl-on-girl entirely, thank goodness. Some scenes have all girl action and some others have a guy in there, playing pool only in their booty holes! This is a man who really appreciates lovely ladies and their buttocks and assholes. In Buttman’s Stretch Class 2, Buttman talked about some flicks he did called Winkers, which are all out of print. I wanted to check this man’s work out finally.
The first scene stars Sammie Rhodes and Aurora Snow. These two ladies wear some short skirts, playing around with a huge bowl of ice cream. They lick it up, spit it out and slurp it back up, wipe it all on each other’s butts and assholes, licking it out, spitting it on each other’s titties… Well, you get the point. This is some of the freakiest shit I’ve ever seen. What’s missing is peanut butter. Now, in my personal life, I’ve never been one to include food in my sex, other than having a desire to put peanut butter up a girl’s ass, having peanut butter anal sex. If Jay Sin ever did anything like that in a flick, I would be overjoyed. Vanilla ice cream ain’t bad, though. A dildo comes to place, which is dipped into the ice cream and wallowed in Aurora Snow’s mouth. It gets stuck on a barstool and they make a huge mess with the dildo, the ice cream, their saliva, milk enemas and each other’s poonanies and booties. These white girls can really ride a huge one, so bad! They don’t take it easy at all. One of the best all-girl sex scenes I’ve ever seen. These girls even do some booty dancing with ice cream smeared all over their ass cheeks. Aurora Snow even farts ice cream out of her ass at one point! This is so trifling. So explicit. So filthy. So creative. But it’s so right! While it’s a hot scene, it was longer than necessary. For die-hard fans of girl-on-girl fucking, you’ll love it. But if girl-on-girl doesn’t do much for you, you may get bored after awhile and use the fast-forward button a lot. That’s all.
The second scene stars Jamie Elle, Poppy Morgan and Sean Michaels. Two white girls who are about to feel the sting of Sean Michaels uncircumcised elephant trunk dick. One is a submissive maid slave while the other is the rich bitch with pearls around her neck. Both ladies are slim with tight cunts and anuses. They smother him with blowjobs and boobs. They both fight over his dick with their mouths and they each each other out, going from one girl’s ass to her coochie. I’m like, what the hell?! Sean Michaels fucks both of them in their tight asses. There’s major usage of spit as lube, orgasmic noises, butt noises, trash talk, A2M and relentless fucking. One of the girls sounds like a horse when she’s coming. Some comes on their mouths while they’re tongue-kissing each other. Here’s another strong interracial sex scene with hot white girls riding BBC tough. A flawless victory!
Britney Stevens is a flower girl. (What the hell??!!) Kelly Divine is feeding her with water and spit. This is very child-like, childish and I feel as if I’m watching an X-rated version of a school play (they don’t mix). But anyhow… Kelly Divine is bad as hell and I’m glad she’s starring in Gapeman 3! Kelly is wearing the evil out of these daisy dukes, with her booty meat hanging out. These girls tongue kiss, eating each other’s tongues. Kelly feeds Britney spit from a dirt digger and shit. A guy comes and the girls suck his dick. They share spit so much and Kelly sits on this guy’s face, wiggling her big ass on his face while he’s eating her out. He bangs Kelly in the ass, cowgirl and doggystyle. “Fuck me like you own me!”, she says. Major trash talk & A2M alert. Britney gets the same treatment in her ass, doggystyle. Did I mention there’s some gape licking in here? Kelly pours water on this guy’s dick and Britney’s gaping ass while he’s fucking her. It gets so bizarre when all you see is a rosebud blossoming out of Britney’s ass. Those are her intestines she’s pushing out and exposing on purpose as Kelly pours water all over her. Kelly’s sharp tongue goes up in there and dude comes on ‘em. While it’s not a bad scene and Kelly Divine is what’s up, it would have been better if Britney Stevens was replaced with someone else.
The second disc starts with the fourth scene, starring Kirra Lynn (The Ass Spread) and Bobbi Starr. Kirra is looking fine as ever, wearing the living hell out of this spandex bodysuit with a leopard print. She’s sitting on a mirror, spitting on it, with her coochie cut out of the outfit. She begins to shake her sweet booty, jiggling it after she rips the bodysuit apart. She makes her booty hole wink, showing all her booty in a sweet glory! What a man wouldn’t give to have her fine ass all over him! Huh? She makes her ass clap like a girl at a strip club, rocking that shit like Babygirl, from that old female rap-group, H.W.A. And she doesn’t have to work hard, either. She constantly spits on the mirror, licking it. The music playing is hype as hell. When the music stops, she locks her lips on a dildo, spitting on it like crazy and she rides it and wiggles on it with her sweet and spicy creamy booty hole! While it’s stuck on the mirror. After that, she plays with spit, slurping it back up after she spits it out, making spit bubbles, as Jay Sin does a major close up of her sweet strawberry lips. Bobbi Starr appears, sporting a fishnet bodysuit, which she instantly rips the backside apart, playing in her ass and switching as she walks over to Kirra. Bobbi gets rough with her, spits in her mouth, kisses her and sits on her face. Bobbi beats Kirra’s mouth up with the dildo and pushes her face all into the pool of spit on the mirror. Bobbi takes all the spit, wiping it all in Kirra’s open ass as Kirra wiggles it. All this does is make her booty super slimy and shiny. The nastiest shit, ever! The girls taste each other’s asses and Kirra rides the dildo again. Her sweet buttcheeks are always a delight to see, regardless of what. Her ass gets spat on and poked in various positions. Kirra does the same to Bobbi and uses a butt plug in her. Bobbi props her ass over Kirra’s face, farts heavily in her face and expels spit from her asshole into Kirra’s mouth. This is some Belladonna’s Girl Train type of shit right here! A very long scene, but I enjoyed every bit of it. Another flawless victory!
The final scene stars Kristina Rose (Buttman’s Stretch Class 2) and Chayse Evans (Evil Anal 9 & White Girls Get Busy). Both ladies possess beauty and some juicy booty on them. With her hat on, Chayse looked as if she belongs in a pornographic version of A Clockwork Orange. She bends Kristina over, pulls her thong to the side and checks out her ass. Chayse pulls her drawers down slow and they continue to freak each other. They play in each other’s asses. Chayse puts a butt plug in Kristina’s ass, claiming that it’s “dirty”, yet tasting her booty juices from the toy. Some guy appears dressed up, with a large martini glass. They give him a pretty sloppy blowjob with all the spit going in the huge martini glass. The girls play with the spit and this shit gets out of hand, just like the rest of the flick. The girls dip his dick in the glass full of spit, pouring it on him and swapping it. Then, Chayse pours it on Kristina’s face. Kristina is the first to ride the dick and she rides it like it’s hot. She’s beautifully orgasmic, too. It goes in her pussy and butt in cowgirl and she is very bouncy. Chayse then rides the dick in cowgirl. More spit and A2M when he hits it in doggystyle. He goes back in Kristina’s slimy ass in doggystyle and she keeps coming hard. Beautifully shot butt-fucking action! The dude comes. More spit and come ends up in the glass and they play with it. Another flawless victory!
This flick is over 4 hours and is split into two parts on this 2DVD set, which is fully loaded. There’s bloopers, BTS footage (which includes photo shoots), interviews, outtakes (deleted scenes), 3 trailers (Anal Acrobats 3, Anal Buffet and Deep Anal Abyss 2). cast info, a photo gallery, cumshot recap, etc. Like Brian Pumper’s DVDs, Jay Sin’s DVDs are extremely loaded and are more loaded than anyone else’s DVDs regularly, who are directors at Evil Angel. You are definitely getting your money’s worth when purchasing this at a reasonable price. Believe that. The extras are also split on both discs. Only flaw on this DVD is that there is no visible time frame.
Well, Pretty Sloppy was a lot better than I thought it would be. And it’s a great start for me checking out Jay Sin’s work. He is unbelievable and I see why he’s one of the most appreciated pornographers. While this flick wasn’t rough and had no BDSM in it, this is more hard-edged and out of pocket than Jake Malone’s Bitchcraft series (which is the greatest all-girl series ever made). And, some of the all-girl sex is better than anything I’ve seen in any of the 7 all-girl features I’ve checked out from Belladonna! These girls are the wickedest. The meanest. The nastiest. Pretty Sloppy has it’s flaws. If the first scene wasn’t as long as it was, I would have given it a higher rating. I feel that scene should have been cut down about 10-15 minutes. Also, I am not a fan of Britney Stevens, personally. Delilah Strong would have been perfect in a flick like this. I would have preferred her over Britney Stevens anytime. Did I add… the theme music is brilliant and fits the mode?! I should have added a warning at the beginning of this review. If certain people saw this flick, they would want to protest and ban this flick and accuse white women in general of being “sick and venal whores”. Keep this video the hell away from feminazis, prudes, anti-gay crusaders, OCD victims and the Nation of Islam! Some people would see this flick as degrading while others would say it’s just freaky fun. Great work, Jay Sin! You have created one of the wildest “blue movies” I’ve ever seen. This is an all-out project from a man who appreciate sexy ladies with nice asses and extreme ass obsession. I’m surprised there was no ass-smelling fetishes in this one. With the exception of the second and third scenes, this is a very nasty, obscene and indecent flick! This flick was the shit! Whenever Jay Sin does Pretty Sloppy 2, I hope he takes an idea from this review and use peanut butter in some of these women’s asses next time or use it in his next Milk Nymphos flick ! I plan on seeing and reviewing three more of his works before I’m out of here for good.
Replay/Stroke Value: 94% - High!
OVERALL RATING: 98% - Own it immediately!