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Pretty Mess

Pretty Mess

Studio: Vivid
Category:  Feature film
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RubyRed's ratings for Pretty Mess:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Pretty Mess overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Pretty Mess Female looks rating 5 stars
Male Looks Pretty Mess Male looks rating 4.5 stars
Sex Pretty Mess Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting Pretty Mess Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Pretty Mess DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Pretty Mess A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by RubyRed  on  5/18/2005
"A Gay Man's Take on Straight Porn"

Well, how is Monique Alexander's second Vivid feature? If you want something with no dialogue, tons of sex, and a really nasty Kylie Ireland scene, you are in luck.

The Movie: I'm going to keep this quick. There is no dialogue, and no real story to the movie. Monique plays a crazy girl who just can't stop thinking about sex... that's it. This isn't what you would expect from Vivid, but here it is. This is pretty much wall to wall sex with little (and I mean little) breaks in between showing Monique strapped down to a chair with some weird head gear on. The sex is all pretty good, and Monique does a great job in her scenes, but the real winner is the Kylie Ireland scene. She is dressed like a fifties housewife, and comes in, and seduces her husband. Nasty hot sex is the result. Kylie is an amazing performer, and really goes all out here. There is even some of Chi Chi's female to male asslicking here! I was happy!

As far as Monique Alexander goes, I was impressed. I haven't seen any of her stuff yet (Lexie and Monique love Rocco is next) but this is a great introduction to her. She's beautiful and goes all out for her scenes. I just hope Vivid doesn't make her get a boob job. Monique, keep them the way they are! PLEASE!

The cast is pretty good looking, with a strong Asian theme (Mia Smiles, Katsumi, and Annie Cruz are present). All the guys are pretty hot, and all of them are in good shape. There is one scene that feels like it was filmed for something else and plopped in to this movie though. It's the Tawny Roberts/Chris Cannon scene. It's a decent scene, but I just have this feeling that it's a left over scene (if you watch the behind the scenes, the sex scene is absent from any of the filming).

Still, this movie is great all sex stuff. Plus, while the sex is nasty, it's never abusive, and perfect for those couples who just want to see some hardcore fucking!

Tech Stuff: The picture is really good! I was surprised. It's much cleaner than what I would have expected. The audio is decent, but there is no real talking, just music and moaning. So, good job on the tech side.

Extras: The usual stuff. You get galleries, extra scenes (five scenes. Two have Monique in them), and the behind the scenes stuff. You will have to turn the volume up on the behind the scenes video because the sound is REALLY low, and it's hard to hear people.

OverAll: Good sex, very little plot, and the cast is hot. While it isn't one of Chi Chi's best, it's pretty damn good, and worth the twenty dollars. I say check it out. Now, I'm off to watch some of Chi Chi's... other movies... Johnny Hazzard here I come!

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