|Prologue I don't know anything about this series but some of the women here are irresistable blasts from the past. Mariah, Charlene Aspen and Envy are in the cast as well as the always formidable Kaylynn. Worth a shot, I'd say.
The video starts with a spoof of the Six Million Dollar Man and Billy Glide playing the Lee Majors role with a bionic penis.
|Jezaree introduces herself and husband Robbie, giving her personal description of what marriage means to her. Robbie chimes in with his idea also. They agree that going to bed angry with each other is a bad idea, so when they reach an impasse they go to the Ultimate Fucking Challenge. First one to cum loses. Donning boxing headgear, they go at each other. Jezaree starts by blowing Robbie and raking her teeth over his almost hard cock. After getting her studded tongue working on him, he drives his spike home in mish telling her she's going to lose. Jezaree is grunting sexily and juicing from her pussy copiously. Robby has her on the edge and she tries to hold him back, but soon pulls his body in close to hers. Cut to CG with Jezaree telling him he's a goner, but she's the one who always sounds like she's cumming. Another cut to doggy. If she doesn't want to cum first why is she strumming her clit. Quick cut back to mish. Robbie pulls out and drops a big load right on Jezaree's tongue. He doesn't seem too upset about losing.
|Nacho Vidal opens the next scene making out with the extraordinarily cute Mariah. He pulls her bra cups down and feasts on one of her awesome looking nipples. Mariah goes to her knees to work on his sausage. He tries to train her for deep throat and a face fuck. Nacho throws her down on the bed and eats her pussy with some gusto. He rims her sweet little ass too. He sticks his condom clad cock into her tight pussy in mish. Pulling her sneaker off, Nacho dines on Mariah's toes. He spoons and chokes her. They turn to a modified doggy, then Nacho pulls Mariah into RC. They roll into a more conventional doggy where it's evident that Mariah's pussy is soaked. There have been no edits to this point, but now they cut and resume with Nacho talking Mariah through a sphincter spasm, making her asshole wink. He fucks her in doggy again, almost losing his rubber inside. They roll to RC again and pull over to CG. Another rollover into mish as Nacho drives his log home hard. More toe sucking and then they go flying. Back to mish. They've been almost non stop and Mariah seems to be in ecstasy with her reaming. He wraps her in a small package and drives his cock in balls deep. Back to spoon with some choking and face slapping as Nacho hits the runway for a takeoff. He sucks face with Mariah and turns her to doggy again. As before, she's soaked. Nacho pulls off the rubber and cums in the crack of Mariah's ass.
|When Pornstars Attack 1 starts with Dale DaBone portraying a postman being interviewed. He takes us through his run-in with pornstar Kaylynn, who stalks and jumps him as he tries to deliver her mail. She wrestles him to the ground and somehow his clothes almost completely disappear as she sucks his rod. She's good with her hands and great with the eye contact. Dale checks her oil as Kaylynn continues to beat him off. She climbs on in a very athletic, squatting cowgirl and I notice that Dale has sprouted a condom. Cut to a hard driving mish. Another cut to doggy and a nice view of Kaylynn's great ass. She asks Dale to pull her hair and responds to the added intensity. He pulls out and cums on her ass. The interview wraps up with Dale finishing his tale of woe.
|Envy introduces herself and says her favorite thing is anal. What a coincidence. That's my favorite thing, too. Vince Vouyer is the lucky meat puppet here. He takes a tongue swipe at Envy's enhanced rack and then lays back to enjoy her oral favors. She strips completely, showing a cute tattoo of a red devil on her ass. Back to her preparation of Vince's cock with a cut to a mish penetration with condom. Envy gets railed in this position and can be seen rubbing her asshole. I think she was serious about loving anal. Cut to the penetration shot in RCA. Another cut to doggy anal. And another to side mish anal. Yet another cut to a hard doggy vag. Vince whips the rubber off and cums on Envy's hot ass.
|The next scene has Charlene Aspen and Bobbie, soon to be known as Cassidey when she signs her contract with Vivid. Things are already in progress with Charlene's clothes being pulled off on a couch. Erik Everhard gets to play with these two vixens. Bobbie admires Charlene's pussy and reveals her own for inspection. The ladies have similar haircuts. Erik eats Bobbie while she laps at Charlene. These two girls are really into the lez love thing and do some hot kissing. Charlene rides Bobbie's face and Erik still hasn't come up for air from her pussy. I know that's one fine hair pie. Cut to Erik eating Charlene from behind while she absolutely feasts on Bobbie's snatch. She gets into Bobbie's toes, too, even getting toe fuck. Erik takes this opportunity to get sucked by Bobbie. Cut to both girls sucking this lucky bastard's cock. The girls make out some more as Erik dons a rubber. He plows Charlene in doggy while she and Bobbie share some affection. Cut to Bobbie in RC with the hint of a possible anal in something she says to him about working up to it. Charlene pays a lot of attention to her hot body all laid out. Standing doggy is next and Charlene is all over Bobbie, whose pussy is soaked. Erik gets Charlene in mish with some early hate plow action. He has to stop from exhaustion and there's a cut to CG for Bobbie. Charlene is riding Erik's face. Cut to Charlene in CG. These ladies are wearing out Mr. Everhard with their hard riding. Bobbie is smacking her ass hard, too. Cut to the girls stacked with Erik fucking Charlene on top. He pulls out and lets loose a nice load on her pubes.
was a very tame video. I think it was meant to play like a show on TV but
that was never fully realized. There seemed to be a lot of chemistry flowing
amongst the performers and the fucking was pretty good but the editing
held back most of the scenes. Nacho/Mariah and the ending threesome with
Bobbie (Cassidey) and Charlene Aspen were the least affected by too many
cuts. No surprise that they were the best scenes in the video. Bobbie's
performance reminded me of why it was such a shame she became a contract
girl. She could have been the queen of gonzo. Her beautiful face, natural
body and great personality were made for the more realistic side of the
industry. She and Charlene's natural affinity for each other made for a
good closing scene and Erik was probably a perfect foil for them. A tireless
hard cock for two insatiable sluts to use up. Kaylynn was wasted in her
scene. It had the most set up and the least action. There was condom usage
in all but the first scene but they didn't hinder things much and were
|The Disk This must be a very early DS DVD. The extras are almost non-existent. Photo gallery and cast bios.
|Recommendation This is as couples friendly a title as I can ever remember viewing in a long while. It might make for a nice diversion, but I wouldn't recommend anything more than a rental. Cassidey and Mariah archivists will want this.