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Porn-O-Matic 2001

Studio: Wicked
Category:  Comedy , Couples , Feature film
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astroknight's ratings for Porn-O-Matic 2001:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Porn-O-Matic 2001 overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Porn-O-Matic 2001 Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Porn-O-Matic 2001 Male looks rating 4.5 stars
Sex Porn-O-Matic 2001 Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Porn-O-Matic 2001 Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras Porn-O-Matic 2001 DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Porn-O-Matic 2001 A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  1/3/2002

Running Time: 80 min.

Production Date: 01 / 22 / 2001

Director: Jonathan Morgan

Cast: Anthony Crane, Alexa, Kylie Ireland, April, T. J. Hart, Alexandra Quinn, Brad Armstrong, Lee Stone, Jason McCain, and Randy Spears and Joel Lawrence, neither of whom are unfortunately listed on the cover, in sex scenes and Bobby Vitale, Hunter, Slammy, Dic Tracy, David “Crawdaddy” Crawford, Autumn Haze, and Frank Fortuna in non-sex roles

Initial Expectations: I loved Porn-O-Matic 2000, so I have very high expectations here also.

Initial Reaction: It’s a very worthy sequel.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants a good laugh along with their smut

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who just wants straight ahead fucking without anything else

Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both excellent. The audio is clear and very well balanced. The video is very clear. It doesn’t have many shadow problems and has very little grain.

Music: The music has a nicely original feel and doesn’t stick completely to any one style throughout the feature. It’s very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.

Menus: As usual, the menus are nicely tailored to fit the feature. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of the scene with a title for it.

The Feature: It’s back, along with Mary Jo (Alexa) and Bob Assit (Anthony Crane). Like with any other infomercial product, it’s even been improved upon for the new year. It’s the Porn-o-matic 2001, now featuring 30% less dialogue. It might not slice or dice, but it does a great job of making porn scenes from any common item you put into it, as Bob and Mary Jo show with the help of some of their audience. Also improving on the original, you get to look at what happens behind the scenes for the Porn-o- matic 2001 infomercial.

Anthony Crane starts things out with T. J. Hart, his make-up artist who seems to be looking better with every feature she’s in lately. T. J. starts out sucking Anthony’s cock a little before sitting back and letting him lick and finger her pussy. T. J. continues to lay back in the chair for Anthony to fuck her, and then turns around so he can fuck her from behind. After letting it build up good, Anthony pulls T. J. down for a taste of his ball butter. It’s a very disappointing pop, but Anthony adds a nice little line to turn a disappointing ending into a joke. It’s a fairly hot scene that’s helped out a lot by T. J.’s trash talking. It’s not something I expected from her, but she does a great job with it and turns it into a great scene.

Swedish proctologist Kylie Ireland gets together with patient Lee Stone in the first example of the wonderful workings of the Porn-o- matic 2001. She quickly takes off her rubber gloves, which is sure to make many viewers rest a little easier, and goes to work on Lee’s crooked cock with her hands and mouth. Sadly, Lee skips eating Kylie’s bald beaver and goes straight to fucking it as she lays back on the examination table. She also lets Lee fuck her pussy from behind and pile driver her ass as well as fuck it as she lays back on the exam table again. She also trash talks throughout the scene and fingers her pussy regularly as Lee fucks her ass. Lee finally submits to her final request by letting her taste his jiz in a fairly nice facial. As usual with Kylie it’s a very hot scene, and she and Lee have some nice chemistry together as well. The only complaint I can have about this scene is the casting itself. Kylie’s one of my favorite females, and has been for many years, but I think this scene would have been better if one of the many European stars was used here that would actually have an accent rather than having Kylie add on a “yah” here and there.

Although he puts in a mighty effort, astronaut Jason McCain can’t escape from April and Alexa in a scene from Extraterrestrial Cum- Guzzling Hookers From Planet Penis. After defeating him, April makes Jason sit back and enjoy her oral pleasures after Alexa disappears. Unfortunately April doesn’t suck on him too long, which is really too sad since she appears to give some of the best head out there, and soon has her Earth dog fuck her alien pussy from behind. They move to the chairs next, where they each take a turn sitting down while fucking before April drops down to take his spooge spray on her tongue. It’s a hot scene that has some very nice chemistry.

Alexa sticks around for the next scene, this time with Randy Spears. She drops down to mouth his manhood before dropping her top to reveal her inflated tits. She takes her time sucking his cock, and even works it over a bit with her hand, before taking it on her chin and tits. It’s a very good oral scene, and Alexa shows she really knows how to handle a cock.

Bobby Vitale runs off and is replaced with Joel Lawrence in a scene with Alexa. After watching how great they were together in The Gate I had immediate high hopes. Joel has Alexa take off her top and sucks on her tits before having her drop down and work on his cock. He whispers and moans softly through most of it and then has Alexa squat down on his cock. Alexa lays down on the desk and then turns around for Joel to fuck her. Joel finally unleashes his ball batter on her butt to finish things off. It’s a pretty good scene that has great chemistry, but the heat seems to lack a little in parts.

Finally, Brad Armstrong, who’s right hand has become a harsh mistress, demonstrates the right arm attachment to the Porn-o-matic 2001 after adding a few items to the machine. Thankfully we get to see his scene rather than his demonstration. He ends up as a bartender for Alexandra Quinn, who’s looking for something to slide nicely down her throat. Alexandra looks extremely slutty, in the very good way, in an all red outfit. She hops on the bar for Brad to eat her pussy through her crotchless panties while fingering her ass. Not surprisingly, Alexandra gets more than a little nasty and has Brad stick his fingers in her mouth so she can taste her ass juice before swallowing his cock. They work through some of the standard positions around the bar, and take turns fingering Alexandra’s ass as Brad fucks her pussy. Not surprisingly, Alexandra takes a great facial and as much of Brad’s nut creme in her mouth as possible. Brad has a respectable pop, and almost immediately afterwards Alexandra swallows his cock, along with some jiz.

Although a great and extremely funny movie, Porn-o-matic 2001 does fall a little behind the original. In a nice touch it shows some of what happens backstage, which is good and bad. It’s funny, especially David Crawford as Alexa’s gay make-up artist, but didn’t sit completely right with me and might have went just a little too far over the top by having Anthony Crane as the exact same person off screen as on. The rest of the feature is just as funny as the original and even has some great bloopers before real credits. The sex is very good, and surprisingly couples friendly. There is some anal, but there isn’t a single group or lesbian scene. It’s surprising since Jonathan Morgan has a nasty streak that frequently comes out, but it rarely does here. Porn-o-matic 2001 is another great comedy from Wicked and Jonathan Morgan that might cause quite a few people bodily harm by they falling out of their chair with a raging hard-on.

Extras: Many of Wicked’s standard extras are here as well as a few that are special for this DVD. Wicked’s standard audio bios are included for Alexa, Kylie Ireland, April, T. J. Hart, Alexandra Quinn, Brad Armstrong, Lee Stone, Anthony Crane, and Jonathan Morgan. As usual, they include a few stills, some nice personal information, and a link to each star’s scene. Trailers are included for Hell on Heels , Dream Quest , Sex Safari, Knockout, Working Girl, Pornogothic, The Bride of Double Feature, The Kissing Game, Double Feature!, Flashpoint, Satyr, and Vengeance. Two photo galleries are included, one for the feature, which lasts two minutes, and one from behind the scenes on the feature, which lasts almost two and a quarter minutes. In both cases each photo is nicely framed, looks great, and lasts about six seconds. There’s also the list of Wicked’s AVN and DVD award winners and nominations, the Wicked Web, Wicked Casino, promotional materials, and a company profile.

The box cover shoot lasts a little over two minutes. It’s kind of like a moving photo gallery that’s a little more on the artistic side. There’s some definite grain to the video, but it appears to be deliberate. Although it’s nice to look at, and something I’m sure that many Alexa fans will enjoy, I’m a little confused since none of it looks anything like the cover.

The interview with Alexa lasts about two and a half minutes. It’s kind of amusing watching Alexa trying to explain the movie, and her ego comes out quite a bit throughout it. It’s not all interview, and also has some behind the scenes footage cut into it. It’s an okay interview, but easily skipped unless you’re a huge fan of Alexa.

The blooper reel lasts just over six minutes and includes many bloopers not found at the end of the feature. It’s a nice mix of happenings both in front of and behind the camera. Watching the bloopers makes me wonder how anything got done on the set. It really appears that everybody was having a lot of fun, which one would expect with a feature like this.

All Access: The Making of Porn-o-matic 2001 lasts a little over twenty one minutes. As usual, almost everybody is identified almost as soon as they first appear, so you know who everybody is. There are quite a few interviews with many of the stars, and Clark Erving, who asks many great questions that add quite a bit. Clark and David Crawford also get quite a few comments from Jonathan Morgan about what’s happening on the set and explaining what’s happening in the movie to the cast. There are quite a few cuts of the movie itself, but they mostly serve to pace things as well as give a little better idea of when things are happening. There’s also some nice footage of what’s happening behind the scenes, such as Kylie Ireland playing with a dog that was in one of the rooms, and some of the “special effects”, such as Brad Armstrong’s masturbatory cum shot. As usual with Wicked’s behind the scenes featurettes it’s excellent and offers a little something for everybody.

Surprisingly, there isn’t an audio commentary here, which is a feature that Wicked normally includes on some of their top DVDs. I’m guessing this is probably due to Alexa bailing on her contract so she could fall flat on her face. I really wish that if this is due to Alexa flaking out that Jonathan would have done the commentary with Anthony Crane instead, which I think would have been hilarious.

There’s also a great easter egg of Brad Armstrong showing why he was rejected for both Cocktail and Coyote Ugly.

Themes: Straight, spanking, anal, oral, and ass to mouth

Raincoat Factor: High

Overall: Currently, Porn-o-matic 2001 can be found online for between $23 and $32 with only a couple stores offering it for under $25.

Note to Wicked: Although you didn’t include a commentary here, it’s great to see you putting so much effort into your DVDs. The extras here were great and definitely show why your DVDs deserve a slightly higher price tag than most other companies.

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