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folkyboy's ratings for Porn Academy (All Worlds):
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Porn Academy (All Worlds) overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Porn Academy (All Worlds) Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks Porn Academy (All Worlds) Male looks rating 5 stars
Sex Porn Academy (All Worlds) Sex rating 4.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Porn Academy (All Worlds) Plot/Acting rating 5 stars
Extras Porn Academy (All Worlds) DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Porn Academy (All Worlds) A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by folkyboy  on  2/7/2003

The Students:

  • Andy Hunter (aka The Bad One)
  • Court Logan (aka The Innocent One)
  • Danny Lopez (aka The Quiet One)
  • All Worlds Exclusive Tino Lopez (aka The Good One)
  • and Introducing Jason McCain (aka The Straight One)

The Instructors:

  • Will Clark
  • Chad Donovan
  • Blake Harper
  • Chad Knight
  • Chi Chi LaRue
  • and Ron Jeremy as The Headmaster

PORN ACADEMY: Class Of 2002

First off, I actually got this film because I read Joe Shaver's review. I'd seen the movie in All Worlds' catalogue but it really didn't interest me that all that much. Or, should I say, it didn't look like it would interest me all that much. The sets seemed like they would be cheesy and the story seemed like more of a comedy and it all seemed pretty basic. And guess what? All of that is true! Except maybe the last part.... But I completely LOVED this film! It reminds me a bit of those late night infomercials that they feed you. $29.95 and you can order an impoverished child from Sally Struthers! It's so like that! Only, the product here is a Porn Academy that everyone covets to attend! The intro shows us a field of young militant recruits that are chanting in Army-esque fashion about how they want to be a porn star. It's kind of eerie but it was humorous nonetheless.

I totally love the confessional parts where each student says something to upsell the Academy. Andy Hunter's lines are HILARIOUS. He's the typical rebel and totally has me rolling on the floor. "The way I see it...they should be lucky to have me." His character proves to be my favorite. Director Bud Light does a stellar job with the cast. Even the way Danny Lopez flubs his lines totally looks intentional. Each actor's eye work has me totally believing everything they say is for the sake of the Academy and isn't really expressing their true emotions.

The gist of the program, is to represent each class that each student has to attend. They basically take classses on everything from Blowjobs to Orgies. Headmaster Jeremy (yes...Straight Porn Star Ron Jeremy) tells them about how they have to work their asses off in order to go to the coveted "VHS". His monologue here is classic!

Sex classes actually start in the office of a Mrs. Chi Chi LaRue. She's sat each of the pupils down with a dildo on the desk of each student and has ordered the instruction of the perfect porn blowjob. Chi Chi is funny anyway and her demonstration of how blowjobs are supposed to be done is a MUST SEE! Every porn director needs to take lessons from this scene. Bad boy Andy offers to be the cock and each boy lines up to do the duty. In all the humor, I'd forgotten that this was a sex film and this scene whips my cock back into shape! DAMN IS THIS HOT! I had no idea Andy was so hung and I guess all the others felt the same way as they lapped up his prong. And Andy totally competes with actor Spike in the cumshots department. He's a waterhose of cum!

Our second class takes us into the quarters of Chad Knight. He's teaching the perfect techniques on how to be a top. Straight boy Jason felt the need to "skip" the class, but all the others were eager to learn. Every class basically has 3 major rules one needs to learn about how to do this or that in the porn business. Chad teaches the boys the basics on what it means to be a top. Then, he asks for a volunteer to be the bottom that others will work. Young Court Logan decides to lay it down so that others can try. In the middle of Andy working his hole, Chad Knight discovers his secret stash of Viagra hidden in his jeans. Porn Academy frowns upon it and he gets an "F" for his grade. The others prove to be masters at working Court's hole but soon learn who the real teacher is when they are shown a demonstration by Chad himself. The confessionals after this scene are cute. I totally cannot say enough about the script itself. I mean, the angles in the sex are HOT but the script is CLASSIC COMEDY!

When Tino Lopez asks straight boy why he skipped top class, Jason declares that he's majoring in autoerotica. He's merely there to get himself off. I felt like this was the weakest scene in the film, but then, solo scenes are always difficult to shoot. Jason walks up to a mirror in the dorm and begins to jack off to his image. I really liked the making out with himself, though, as the camera work made it almost look like he was kissing his twin. His cum shot was hot as well. This wasn't a bad scene but it wasn't as hot as the others. It's definately not worth taking out though...I love this movie!

Oh My God! ok this scene is the hottest one of them all! Ok, so now it's time for bottom class. heh Taught by Mr. Blake Harper who is OH SO fine! I have come to discover that if Blake is there, my cum better be prepared because I am gonna shoot! He has Jason McCain work a dildo in and out of his ass in various bottoming positions and the way the camera focuses on it all, it is AMAZING! This was one of the hottest dildo scenes I've ever witnessed. The zoom on the camera was perfect with each ass kiss on the rubber cock. And Blake's breathing really had me going! He instructs the class on what to do at various times and which positions are best in front of the camera but soon loses himself in the heat of the moment. Jason definately gets an A!

While I never really got what grading scale porn academy went by, I totally loved how Andy Hunter went into Professor Knight's office to beg for a good grade. Here, Chad tried to explain the important rules of how tops don't use Viagra and became lost in Andy's cock grabbing. It wasn't long before they are swapping fucks and Andy is earning his proper grade in the class. GOD CAN ANDY CUM!!!! Chad Knight was a close second in that category as well! Definately awesome on the casting department! My only problem was Andy's declaration that he was leaving Porn Academy come the end. He was SO hot and I loved having him around! I totally understood how he said he didn't learn anything, but still! C'mon! He left later that day.

Before final exam, Tino Lopez and Danny Lopez end up talking and becoming close friends. They both have this Latin commonality and they admit how attracted to one another they are. Even though Danny is nervous to spill his money shot for the final exam, Tino convinces him to mess around. It'll help them relax and they can have fun, too. Danny wasn't that hot to me initially but WOW is he after I see him bottom. His moaning and groaning totally play up that "submissive" bottom role that Blake was talking about. (I am telling you, this film could change every flick we see from here on out!) They end up spilling their loads but are only happier for the effort.

Final exam time rolls around and Will Clark tells the boys to go on at it. I kind of wish that Will would have joined in, but I still enjoyed how the tops (Tino Lopez and Jason McCain) flip around. There's even this point where the bottoms (Danny Lopez & Court Logan) are facing each other whilst the tops go at it. I really loved the incorporation of the positions. It totally fit together perfectly. They all end up jacking off on the table and earning their final grade!

It ended up, that Porn Academy was a LOT better than I'd anticipated. But then, I had high expectations so I have no idea what I thought. I just know that I loved the movie and would even have loved it had it not have had any sex in it! The fact that sex was there just made it all the better! If I had any vice, it would have to lie with the solo scene but then, that's so short and not really worthy of a gripe so maybe, the fact that you haven't already BOUGHT it! Go get it! You'll definately be waiting for the number to call and get admitted at the end...(too bad it's just All Worlds Video's number to order...)

To say this rocked would be an understatement!



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