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Joe Shaver's ratings for Porn Academy (All Worlds):
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Porn Academy (All Worlds) overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Porn Academy (All Worlds) Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks Porn Academy (All Worlds) Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Porn Academy (All Worlds) Sex rating 4.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Porn Academy (All Worlds) Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras Porn Academy (All Worlds) DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Porn Academy (All Worlds) A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  1/19/2003
PORN ACADEMY (All Worlds Video) directed by Bud Light (Wash West)

Andy Hunter (a.k.a. Michael Fallon), Court Logan, Danny Lopez, Tino Lopez, Jason McCain, Blake Harper, Chad Knight, and in non-sexual roles Will Clark, Chad Donovan, Chi Chi LaRue, Ron Jeremy

The students at All World’s PORN ACADEMY graduate Magna Cum Laude. Director Wash West (using the name of what must be his favorite brewski, Bud Light) has concocted a clever—and very hot—film. The premise is that of five students (Andy Hunter, Court Logan, Jason McCain, and Danny and Tino Lopez) who enroll in a school that teaches them how to be successful gay porn stars. Andy is a know-it-all; Court is an amiable innocent (???); Jason is a straight porn star who wants to try more than his hand at gay films; and Danny and Tino want to cash in on the growing Latino market.

The first class is “cocksucking” with Chi Chi LaRue. This is like taking acting lessons from Jack Nicholson as Chi Chi has probably seen more cocks sucked than anyone else on the planet. Naturally she is in full drag here. Andy Hunter volunteers to be the dick and the others demonstrate their abilities to suck it. Andy has a very long thin member. Court gets at A+ from me at his ability to deep-throat it. The others pass the course easily.

“Topping” is taught by veteran porn star Chad Knight who still looks great. Age has not detracted from his boyish appeal. It is interesting that a guy who used to be an incomparable bottom teaches a course in how to be a top, but I suppose bottoms are the best judges of great tops. Court volunteers to be the bottom boy in the demonstration and Andy is eager to slip him that long thin dick. Having previously demonstrated his great cocksucking ability, Court now shows himself to be a great fuck. While these two are definitely raising the class’ standards, Chad finds a bottle of Viagra in Tony’s pants. This is against academy rules, so he stops Tony in his butt-pounding, gives him an F, and takes over topping Court. I really didn’t remember Chad’s dick being as big as it is here. Maybe it has grown since his youthful days. At any rate, he certainly demonstrates that he is more than qualified to teach a course in being a top man.

Jason McCain has skipped the preceding class because he believes he has learned all about being a top from appearing in straight films (this is actually his film debut). He jacks off to our and Tino’s enjoyment, making love to his reflection in a full-length mirror. After shooting his load on the mirror, he swipes some up, places it head high, and leaning forward to kiss his own refection, laps it up.

Jason does show up for the class in “bottoming” which is taught by superstar Blake Harper. If you don’t know Harper, he is an extremely handsome, ultra-masculine, well-built muscle bear. The last guy on earth you would imagine as a bottom. He holds aloft a large black dildo and asks for volunteers. Everyone but Jason shoots up their hands as though they have been asked who wants a free Mercedes. Naturally, Blake chooses Jason to help him in his demonstration. The surprise is that Blake is not to use the dildo on Jason, but that Jason is to use it on Blake. Giving constant directions to Jason, Blake then demonstrates the three positions of the bottom: doggy, missionary and cowboy. At one point as Jason is rapidly plunging the dildo in and out of Blake's now gaping hole, Blake laughingly says “Stop a minute, I’m about to cum.” I don’t think the line was in the script.

Andy now pays a visit to Chad’s office to complain about the F. He tells Chad that his instruction and the school are behind the times. They talk about VHS when we have progressed to DVD. That they still talk about fluffers when science has progressed to Viagra. Chad then gets Andy to go down on his big dick that’s all natural. When Chad drops to his knees to suck on Andy’s Viagra enhancement, the self-satisfied smirk on Andy’s face is delightful. Andy then screws Chad six ways from Sunday. Yeah, Chad can still bottom with the best of them. Although at the conclusion Chad agrees to pass Andy, Andy decides the academy is still too backward and drops out.

The night before the final exam Tino asks Danny if he wants to practice. They speak in Spanish and we get subtitles translating. A clever touch is when Danny speaks in English and the subtitle reverts to Spanish. Actually, they should have used subtitles whenever Danny spoke because he is totally incomprehensible. He makes Ricky Ricardo sound fluent. The tongue piercing probably doesn’t help. But he’s so sexy, who cares? The scene between the two is very romantic with Tino topping Danny.

The final exam begins with two pairs: Tino/Danny and Jason/Court. All get in on in the oral exam before Court and Danny bottom for both of the others in the essay section. All pass with high marks. “You know,” Jason observes at the end, “I’m decidedly bi-sexual.” Chalk up another convert. Did I say these guys graduate Magna Cum Laude? Hell, make that Summa Cum Laude—with the emphasis on the Cum.

There are cameo appearances by Ron Jeremy and porn star Will Clark in non-sexual roles.

Once again Wash West has given us a delightful film. It has humor, good-looking guys, and great sex. Who can ask for anything more? Well, they might do better in their extras section since all we have is the scene chapters and a few scene shots. And I wish All Worlds wouldn’t start all their DVDs with the lengthy ad for their resort. Put it in the scanty extras section!




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