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The Little Details
Running Time: 70 min.
Production Date: 4 / 23 / 2005
Director: None credited, but featuring camera work by Jimmy D.
Cast: Kat and Brian Surewood
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: This is the worst “interactive” sex DVD series currently running right now, from what I’ve seen. I’m not expecting anything different here.
Initial Reaction: It’s yet another loser with Kat doing a hit or miss job with her performance.
Who Should Watch It : Extreme Kat fans
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a virtual sex release
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are fairly average. The audio is okay, but the balance sometimes falters and there are several background noises that sometimes drown out Kat. The video is much the same way. The lighting’s low, there are several soft focus blurs, and to top it off, the picture has a slightly pixelated look to it.
Music: There’s music during the opening tease that dominates the audio. It’s not too impressive.
Bullshit, Borderline, and Boneheaded Advertising: As usual, Anarchy’s cover have all the charm and honesty of a pedophile priest. The front cover lists claims of Various Angles, Extremely Interactive, Strip Tease, Foot Job, Blowjob, Titty Job, Hand Job, Multiple Toys, Anal Sex, Hypercore, Tease Menu, Shot Exclusively For DVD, Point of View (P.O.V.), and Different Sex Positions. The back cover lists claims of Get to Know Kat, Multiple Preview Trailers, Behind the Scenes, Digital Stereo Sound, Multiple Layer Menus, Website Access, All Region Coding, and PC DVD-ROM Compatible. As well as stating It’s all done at a push of a button. You can play with her ass, tits, get a foot job, blowjob, hand job, and of course, anal sex in different angles.. First, the true claims. This DVD really does contain Strip Tease, Foot Job, Blowjob, Hand Job, Anal Sex, Get to Know Kat, Behind the Scenes, Multiple Preview Trailers,Digital Stereo Sound, Multiple Layer Menus, Website Access, All Region Coding, and PC DVD-ROM Compatible. Surprisingly, the main bullshit claim here is where the back cover states It’s all done at a push of a button. You can play with her ass, tits, get a foot job, blowjob, hand job, and of course, anal sex in different angles., which kind of goes along with the bullshit claim of a Tease Menu on the front cover. These makes it sound like you can choose to play with either Kat’s ass or tits, which you can’t, as well as making it sound like there’s multiple angles, which there aren’t and never have been for Anarchy’s virtual sex releases (not that a little detail like not having a feature stopped them from claiming they had a feature on their covers). As usual, there’s also the laughable claim about this being an Extremely Interactive sex simulator. They could release it on VHS with a listing of times for different positions and it wouldn’t lose any interactivity.
As for borderline claims, there’s the same ones that normally appear on Anarchy’s covers. The Multiple Toys claim comes in here for me because as I stated before, although there’s two toys to choose from, there’s just a little icon to switch that doesn’t tell you what you’re switching to. The same can be said for the Point of View (P.O.V.) claim. Yes, there’s some POV footage, but there’s not a lot of it and the only way you can go right to it is by pure luck. As usual, Anarchy stretches what they have to make it sound like they have something much more. I wouldn’t doubt that the guys at Anarchy have two inch peckers and go around claiming that they’re much bigger because they’re carrying one of their dildos in their pocket.
Then there’s the boneheaded claims. Hypercore? Yeah, having to make up words to describe your product is always a sign of a well made product. It gets even more curious because there’s nothing labeled Hypercore anywhere on the DVD. If somebody knew what the heck it was I’d probably bump this up to the Bullshit section. Shot Exclusively For DVD? Damn, I guess I won’t be able to play this on my vintage Atari system! Different Sex Positions? Should one assume that there’s more than one position here or that they have positions nobody else uses? Anybody who’s seen more than a couple of Anarchy’s releases has come to realize that they almost always stretch things beyond what they’re really doing. There’s nothing new here because it’s the former not the later for this question. Anarchy continues their almost unbeatable record for having the most false advertisement penalties with yet another half point penalty against the overall score.
Menus: The main menu is thoroughly unimpressive, and lays out the selections as Kat strokes and sucks a cock in the background.
The FeatureKat is a cute barely legal Latino with braces, small natural tits, and a shaved pussy. Anarchy is a company who seems to require that anybody associated with them be willing to sell their own mother (for those of them who have one) out for anything worth more than 4 cents. Here they team up to continue Anarchy’s piss poor so-called interactive sex series.
Kat starts things off with the generic start that the Playing With series uses, dancing behind a black mesh curtain and stripping down slowly. She works herself over with her fingers and a pink jelly dildo before trying out a Sybian. Kat moves on to suck Brian’s cock in four different positions, stroke his cock, and work on it with her feet and tiny tits. Afterwards she lets him fingerbang both her holes and sucks her pussy juices off his fingers while they appear to try faking an ass to mouth shot. Kat moves on to ride Brian’s cock in both cowgirls and doggie with her pussy before lying back and letting him fuck her ass missionary style and pile driver with a few tastes of her ass thrown in. Finally, Kat takes a facial to finish things up.
Sexually, Kat did an okay job. She’s vocal and puts some nice energy into the fucking, but the tease and foreplay parts on the DVD left plenty to be desired. I know that many people like the barely legal feel, but to me, whenever Kat played to the camera she came off as dumber than a fencepost. Thankfully she looks like she’s enjoying the fucking (even thought she mugs the camera through much of it also), as otherwise I might have fallen asleep watching this one.
As usual, the camera work and editing held the entire movie back. The camera is all over the place, and there’s plenty of very fast pans and zooms that don’t make the movie easy to watch. There are also several portions of the movie that seem recycled, and doing the time warp here isn’t nearly as fun as it was in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. There are plenty of editing cuts, and almost every one of them stands out like a black guy at a Klan rally. Also as usual, the movie plays like one badly edited and overly long scene with a chapter menu in the upper left corner of the screen instead of having the scenes loop and giving the viewer the controls they expect in a real interactive sex simulator. Technically, one might wonder if Anarchy let trained monkeys make this movie.
Playing With Kat is yet another pitiful excuse for an interactive sex movie that never even got me semi-hard. The entire thing is just one long scene with a chapter menu put on screen with it so that you can jump around during the scene combined with average at best camera work and poor editing. Kat looks decent, especially if you’re a pedophile, and puts out some nice vocals and energy. She mugs the camera horribly for the tease and foreplay portion of the movie, but redeems herself some during the fucking with some nice energy and vocals. As poor as it is, perhaps the scariest thing about Playing With Kat is that it’s one of the better installments in this horribly bad series. You won’t miss too much by skipping Playing With Kat.
The Extra StuffAs usual, the same five trailers are included here that seem to be on every other Anarchy release I’ve checked out for well over a year. The photo gallery lasts a little over a minute with about three seconds per decent looking snapshot or full screen photo. There’s also web links, outtakes, and a featurette with Kat.
The outtakes last about a minute and three quarters. You get to see Kat not being able to follow simple instructions like “tell them what you’re going to do” and “slap the cock”. It’s not a good featurette, and makes Kat look like she’ll probably have a job with a paper hat in her future after she leaves porn.
Get to Know Kat lasts twelve and three quarter minutes. Kat chows down on some pizza as Jimmy D. talks with her about the scene. Kat talks about her first sexual experiences and shows off just how easy it is to lead her around. After chatting with her mom on the phone in Spanish, she talks about her family knowing that she’s in porn and being okay with it. I’m sure that quite a few people will find humor in it, but more than anything this featurette seemed just to be sad.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, tease, toys, masturbation, oral, handjob, foot job, titty fucking, anal, and ass to mouth
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, most of the Playing with series can be found online for between about $13 and $25 with several stores offering it near the low end. If you absolutely have to see this one, rent it rather than buying it but strongly consider buying one of Kat’s other scenes because you’ll get a lot more for your money with just one scene of her on another company’s product. The technical aspects are pretty average and there’s a little effort put into the extras. This is a piss poor excuse for an interactive sex simulator that’s best passed by.
Note to Anarchy: I wonder if you could put out a really honest cover if you tried. More curious would be what kind of odds Vegas would give you. I’m guessing it would be somewhere in the neighborhood of the current Ayatollah converting to Judaism.
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