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Pirates (DVD)

Studio: Digital Playground
Category:  Couples , Feature film , High Definition
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SexyHard's ratings for Pirates (DVD):
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Pirates (DVD) overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Pirates (DVD) Female looks rating 5 stars
Male Looks Pirates (DVD) Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Pirates (DVD) Sex rating 5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Pirates (DVD) Plot/Acting rating 5 stars
Extras Pirates (DVD) DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Pirates (DVD) A/V Quality rating 5 stars
Worth$45.00
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Reviewed by SexyHard  on  6/7/2007

Pirates: Collector's Edition

Worth a million dollars.

First Impressions

This movie is packed with hot blonds with big tits who love to fuck. Hmmm.... do you think I might like it?

Summary

Digital Playground spent a million dollars to make this movie, and it was worth it. The women are beautiful, and the sex is great.
Having spent that much money, they needed to sell a lot of DVD's. So the film includes a lot of non-sex scenes to fill out the R-rated version and to appeal to a mainstream audience. At the same time, hardcore pervs will love the sex! Since you are reading this, I'm guessing you like watching people fuck, so you may want to fast-forward through "the boring stuff." Still, they did a very good job on the non-sex scenes too, and you may decide to rewind the sex scenes instead.

The porn stars generally did a great job of acting, and they often out-performed the many trained actors who did the non-sex roles. Janine was especially good. (She was also incredible in her BG scene.)

The original soundtrack is good, and they generally did a good job of mixing the music with the sex sounds during the action sequences, though sometimes they needed to turn down the music and turn up the dirty talk.

The Cast

. Jesse Jane(F) . Carmen Luvana(F) . Janine(F) . Teagan Presley(F) . Devon(F). Austyn Moore(F) . Jenaveve Jolie(F) .
. Evan Stone(M) . Steven St. Croix(M) . Tommy Gunn(M) . Scott Nails(M) . Kris Slater(M) .

The Sex!!!

Carmen Luvana and Kris Slater

Oral, titfuck, doggie, from behind with Carmen spread eagle facing the camera, cum on pussy.

From the first sight of Carmen's beautiful face, I started to get hard. Watching her suck Kris's dick was incredible, especially, when she started sliding it between her tits. She looked even better with cock sliding into her warm inviting pussy. The pace is a bit slow, but it was supposed to be about a young virgin enjoying her wedding night, so the pace is appropriate, and I enjoyed admiring Carmen's nearly perfect body.

My only complaint is the use of the condom. This was an issue in the whole movie, but I won't mention it again. And honestly, can you blame them?

Jesse Jane and Scott Nails

69, BJ, cunnilingus, missionary with Jesse spread eagle for the camera, cowgirl, facial.

Jesse is one of the best cock-suckers in the business, and she brought some real energy to this scene. The only weak point was the facial. It wasn't dirty like a facial can be, and frankly, I would rather see Jesse suck him until he cums than watch Scott jerk off on her face.

Devon, Teagan Presley, and Evan Stone

Nudity, 2-girl BJ, reverse cowgirl, doggy, spread eagle missionary, pile driver, facial.

Devon and Teagan play two whores. They do a great job of sucking Evan's cock, and Devon looks beautiful as she takes Evan's hard cock into her smooth pussy. Teagan didn't fuck in this scene, and the camera needed to take greater advantage of the fact that she was there. Maybe she could have fingered herself while the camera let us admire her beautiful body.

Or maybe Evan could have fucked her tonsils out.

Jesse and Steven St. Croix

Cowgirl, BJ (including deep throat), doggy, reverse cowgirl, missionary, cums on Jesse's stomach.

This scene starts right after the previous one, without wasting any time on story development. Jesse brings a lot of energy to this scene, but we don't get to admire her soft shapely curves quite as much as I would like to. The pop shot is amazing. His dick is above her pussy, but cum flies through the air and splashes against her tits, chest, chin, and I think a drop or two got in her hair.

Watching this scene just makes me want to fuck Jesse. She is incredible!

Carmen and Jenaveve Jolie with about 10 guys watching

Oral, titplay, finger-fucking, ass-licking, pussy-grinding.

Carmen and Jenaveve's round curves could straighten out any man. Carmen's pussy glistened as she spread her legs to welcome Jenaveve's eager tongue. And I couldn't move my eyes from Jeneveve's perfect round tits even while Carmen's fingers thrust rapidly into her pussy.

This is an incredibly hot scene. (And I usually don't even like GG.)

Austin Moore and Evan

Pussy play, titplay, cunnilingus, fingering, BJ, missionary spread eagle, standing doggie, facial.

There is a fire raging in the room during the scene, and, even though, it is pretty obvious that they are all just propane flames, you have to admire the fact that they went through the trouble to stage a fire for a porno. For me, the fire didn't add to the heat of the scene, and Austin Moore is not, in my opinion, the sexiest woman in the movie. Still, she looks great sucking Evan's long hard penis, and when she kisses him during the blowjob, you can almost taste the drop of cum in her mouth.

During the whole scene, Jesse is tied to a post with her back to the action. This was a huge missed opportunity. They should have let Jesse face the action, and playing with herself while Evan and Austin were banging each other. This would have added some needed heat to the sex.

Janine and Tommy Gunn

Oral, fingering, cowgirl, doggie, facial.

The scene starts with Janine exposing her whole body spread eagle to the camera, while Tommy licks and fingers her pussy. Just looking at Janine's incredible figure made me hard in about 5 seconds. Moving down from her large and perfectly sculpted tits, we see a beautiful flat stomach, leading to a tattoo reading "Alis Volat Proprius" (meaning "She flies on her own wings.") Below her tattoo is a neatly trimmed bush that sits above a clean smooth pussy. Her cunt is spectacular, with a wet, nearly perfect slit topped off by a beautiful large clit.

When she starts sucking Tommy's cock, it is only at half-mast, but she puts so much energy into it that he is quickly as stiff as the viewer. Next she mounts it, and gyrates her hips wildly alternately spinning and thrusting her beautiful ass. During the doggy, my focus returned to her bodacious bosom, and to the way her girls bounced back and forth as Tommy thrust deep into her wet pussy. Unfortunately Tommy jerked off on Janine's face instead of letting Janine suck him til he spewed, but she rose to the occassion, and sucked his spent manhood dry.

Carmen and Jesse

Titplay, fingering, pussy-grinding.

Once again Joone knows how to show off the female body. The girls get at it pretty quickly, and before long both are lying spread eagle facing the camera while Jesse finger-fucks Carmen's juicy slit. Carmen soon returns the favor, and we are treated to a view from behind as Carmen fingers Jesse's pussy and her ass at the same time.

I liked this scene, but it left me wanting more, like two hard cocks to do a DP on Jesse.

Carmen and Kris Slater

Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, Oral, facial.

Carmen and Kris's first scene is soft and gentle, but Carmen is no virgin in his scene. I loved watching her tits bounce up and down as she impalled herself on Kris's hard cock during the reverse cowgirl. And it was a pleasure to watch her suck and stroke Kris's rod until he spurted all over her face.

Still, there was one major thing lacking in this scene-- a second girl. Before the sex starts, Carmen admits to Kris that she had been unfaithful to him with two different women, that she enjoyed it, and that she wanted to do it again. It is such an obvious set-up that I'm wondering if the girl they were supposed to fuck didn't show up that day.

Both this scene and the one that follows were too short.

Janine and Jesse

Titplay, oral, fingering, insertion, DP insertion.

Janine has learned a lot in her years of doing just GG porn, like how to lick a pussy, how to finger a pussy, and how to give the camera a great view of her pussy. Jesse briefly takes a DP with two candles, but it was much too short, and since they were playing with fire, they never really lost control like they might have with two dildoes

FINAL THOUGHTS

Extras

There is a whole disk of extras, but nothing that isn't standard on most big budget porn releases these days. My favorite moment was in the behind-the-scenes. Carmen spreads her pussy and pulls up the hood to show her clit while talking dirty to us in her normal slutty accent.

The real extra is the HD-DVD disk. I don't have an HD-player, but I can't wait until I get one and can get an even clearer view of all those beautiful tits, wet pussies, and spurting cocks.

Recommendation

Buy it. If you're trying to get your woman into porn, watch it with her.

If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me.

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