I bought over 100 hours of porn dvds to look at for this article I was doing. They got hellish boring after the first one. Then I got a copy of PIRATES from Digital Playground. Wow and friggin' aye matees. Pirates is a wicked cool adult movie with excellent special effects and a descent story line. Not surprisingly it swep the adult film awards. Pirates comes with a sweet case containing 3 dvd disks. The first is Pirates the feature movie, the seconed disk is behind the scenes and all about the special effects, bloopers etc. Aditionally you get a third disk which is formatted for high def set ups or your pc.
Pirates features some of the hottest babes in porn today. The ultra-foxyJesse Jane, the return of Janine, Carmen Luvana adjectives escape me this chick is so hot, Devon and my personal favorite Miss Teagan Presley. There's a dude named Even Stone.....the man just ain't normal. That's all i'm sayin' about this guy...he's huuuuuge.
Pirates is funny, sexxy, exciting, it makes a great seconed date movie! There is a scene , remeniscent of the old sinbad movies, in which our heros are battling an army of skeleton pirates. I loved that scene. The effects were great.
Considering all the crappy boring porn that's flooded the market, Digital Playgrounds' producer JOONE has created a benchmark for the industry. Pirates is the first of the new era of adult film. A break away from the standard 6 skanky sex scenes of disinterested strippers and hookers gettin' pounded in the ole' starfish for some quick coke money. All the girls in Pirates are pure adult industry professionals and are lovin' every minute of it. Oh, they do it all sooo well.
Digital Playground spent the time and considerable cash and effort to create a full on movie going experience.even the sound is incredable!the camera angles and aggressive enthusiasm of the girls is just plain impressive. When you go back to old porn after seeing Pirates...well they are just boring boring old crap by comparison. Pirates has ruined me for cheap porn. But i don't mind putting out the extra few quid to see awsomly beautiful girls doin' what they do better then the rest. If you are going to buy an adult film, may as well get one that you will enjoy over and over again eh. The best news is there is going to be a Pirates part two!!!! I have already offered my services.
Pirates features a 3 disk set, 16:9 widescreen format, fx making of, audio commentary with stars, true 5.1 surround sound, behind the scenes, bloopers, casting video, bio's, trailers...it's bloody loaded!
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