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Pirates (DVD)

Pirates (DVD)

Studio: Digital Playground
Category:  Couples , Feature film , High Definition
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Starring: , , , , , , , , , , , ,
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kobiatathereviewer's ratings for Pirates (DVD):
Overall Rating 4 stars
Pirates (DVD) overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Pirates (DVD) Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Pirates (DVD) Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Pirates (DVD) Sex rating 3.5 stars
Plot/Acting Pirates (DVD) Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras Pirates (DVD) DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Pirates (DVD) A/V Quality rating 5 stars
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Reviewed by kobiatathereviewer  on  4/21/2006
The Digital Playground Publicity Machine have worked in high gear for many months and their efforts have paid off with wins in crucial industry awards from AVN and the venerable XRCO, I set to find or debunk if this epic is worth its weight in gold or in pirate boot-AY so to speak!

So on to the review . . . First off, the packaging is top-notch rivaling mainstream companies as well as other top-tiered plot-based porn with the likes of Wicked Pictures nonetheless. What you get is 1 SD DVD version, 1 HD-DVD version, and one SD DVD of extras. For those not attuned to HD-DVD, you are missing a whole lot of visual eye candy as seen in their previous release Island Fever 3. The HD-DVD disc worked flawlessly on my SONY laptop. Although there are valid concerns about the dark backgrounds, but hey what do you expect on a pirate's boat, right?

This Digital Playground/Adam & Eve production has upped-the-ante in terms of a porno epic. For those looking for a great boy/girl scene starring Janine, who is probably known for her many VIVID lesbian scenes. She puts up a good sweat with the ole in and out with Tommy Gunn. Although others would argue that this scene fell flat because of the lack of light, I would just like to say can't you look that over and look at the big picture, which is that Janine is getting fucked hard and taking a facial! I rest my case.

The other cast members such as Jesse Jane put on good scenes, but they are not really my cup of tea. The other contract star Teagan was under-represented in her scene. In fact, she doesn't participate in any intercourse. If you look at the big picture, there seems to be a very unequal ratio of blondes to brunettes in the film at a ratio 6:1! It would have been nice to have aboard a Keira Knightley look-a-like but only with bigger breasts! Instead of casting Jenaveve Jolie, I would have casted another pretty Latina . . . Jasmine Byrne who would have provided another big spark!

My final verdict is that it lives up to its hype with better-acting-than-usual and solid well shot sex scenes albeit with a skewed to the right distribution of blondes. There is probably no other film in the X industry to have much more of a mainstream appeal than this product. Specifically, because of this unprecedented event, the film deserves its kudos!

This movie is geared to couples who don't like to see really hard gonzo scenes with the crazy acronyms like DAP, DP, ATM, and the like. On that same note, gonzo raincoaters may find themselves at a lost . . . but hey this movie isn't really targeting that crowd anyway!

If you want to see good ole' porn with a plot and some hollywood style effects put into the production, then PIRATES is the alpha of them all!

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