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Pirate Fetish Machine 6: Funky Fetish Horror Show

Studio: Private
Category:  Fetish , Foreign
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-lunacy-'s ratings for Pirate Fetish Machine 6: Funky Fetish Horror Show:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Pirate Fetish Machine 6: Funky Fetish Horror Show overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Pirate Fetish Machine 6: Funky Fetish Horror Show Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Pirate Fetish Machine 6: Funky Fetish Horror Show Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Pirate Fetish Machine 6: Funky Fetish Horror Show Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Pirate Fetish Machine 6: Funky Fetish Horror Show Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras Pirate Fetish Machine 6: Funky Fetish Horror Show DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Pirate Fetish Machine 6: Funky Fetish Horror Show A/V Quality rating 4 stars
Worth$18.00
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Reviewed by -lunacy-  on  5/6/2003


Pirate Fetish Machine-
funky fetish horror show


By
Private

Stars
Barbara, Carmen,
 Lisa Sparkle, Lolita,
 Michelle Wild, Myli,
Sandra Iron, Csoky,
 Dieter von Stein, Leslie Taylor, Steve Holmes,
&
Zolee

Highlights
Anal
Bondage Wear
Body Paints
DP
Shoe & Foot  Licking
Group Sex
 
 

 

 

 

At First Glance

     I like a little fetish with my funk...let's check it out.

*Note-
Please accept my apologies for the poor screen captures, almost all of the scenes were shot in unusual lighting so in order to bring out any detail in such small jpg's I had to sharpen them quite a bit. This is my manipulation and does not reflect the quality of the disk.

And a little hint for reading my reviews, if you're skimming just looking for what kind of sex you can expect, I Capitalize positions for easier reading. ;-)

The Basics

-funky fetish horror show
-Genre: Straight/Hardcore
- 5 chapters

Overall Value- $18.00

The Run Down

     This was loosely based on the infamous Rocky Horror Picture Show, and I do mean loosely. lol But that's not a bad thing, I liked Rocky Horror but I found this a bit more...titillating.

     The short summary is that Brad (Csoky) and Janet (Michelle Wild) find themselves stranded int he middle of the night and walk back to the castle they past a ways back to look for help. They meet the master of the castle, Dr. Fuck-n-furter (Steve Holmes) who happens to be a conjurer of sex slaves and he helps them unleash their deepest darkest desires. It's heavy on the cheese factor but how could you imitate Rocky Horror and not pile on the queso? They have some pretty interesting adventures while in the castle but wake up in the morning fully dressed, back in their car and looking more than a little confused. They get out of the car and discover a crystal in the grass and the movie ends with them passing knowing smiles back and forth.

    The dubbing was really bad, rather like one of those old Kung Foo movies, but fortunately the dialogue between "Brad and Janet" is kept to a minimum so it just adds to the humor of the feature.
    
     The sex is hot, with lot's of positions but gets a little repetitive, I understand liking the look of a certain thing but scene after scene the same moves gets a little dull.
    
     The soundtrack was very appropriate, the audio was good and the set's, makeup, body paint and costuming were fantastic.
        
Scene 1

Steve Holmes,  Lisa Sparkle & Sandra Iron

     Dr. Fuck-n-furter conjures a new sex slave from a misty blue box under a black light. Everyone is in latex, heels and body paint which under the black light makes for some fun eye candy. In return for bringing her to life she Blows him with a little help from his assistant. Lisa (the assistant) Fucks herself with a dildo as the good Dr. Spoon fucks his new slave (Sandra). Into Doggie anal they go then she Sucks him off and he Drops his load into Lisa's mouth. Nothing like sharing the love.
    

Heat 4 of 5
Looks 4 of 5

 

     Meanwhile, Brad (Csoky) and Janet (Michelle) have had car trouble on this dark and stormy night and decide to walk back to the castle they saw a ways back. Since no one seems to be around they help themselves to a look around. Now why would someone leave the castle doors open? ;-)

     Dr. F pops up and welcomes them in his corset and cape. And a slave girl (Myli) come to take Brad away. Not to be left out Janet goes with a slave boy.

Scene 2

Myli, Csoky & Lolita

     Brad is put in the bad boy cage wearing bondage attire where Myli and Lolita whip at the bars with a flogger and crop before taking him out on a leash. Lolita ride's him like a horse, make him beg for treats and eat from a dog dish before he's led over to Lick some pussy. There's some Anal fingering to go with that Oral and then some Doggie and Missionary sex.

     We discover that the Doctor has been spying in his magic mirror while having dinner and a Blow job. Didn't his mommy teach him you can only have desert after you finish your meal?

     Back to Brad, we've partner swapped and he takes her Doggie. I'm not usually a fan of gaping but this was kind of cool, you could see her vagina opening and closing inside. lol Slave girl 1 Licks slave girl 2's pussy while she Blows Brad. He licks her heels, Titty fucks her then takes her Anal doggie. He Cums on her asshole which slave girl two is good enough to catch in her mouth as it flows down, then go back for more and scoops it from her ass.

 

Heat 4 of 5
Looks 4 of 5

    
Scene 3

Michelle Wild, Carmen, Zolee, & Dieter von Stein
   

     It seems Janet fell down a rabbit hole, she drops out of a metal cylinder in full bondage wear into the center of a 3 some, now a 4 some. There's some Heel licking, Foot kissing, Oral and BJ's all around. Things get complex fast, there's a dildo, a B.J and Carmen takes it Anal as Janet plays with a Dildo. This morphs into Reverse Cowgirl and Oral then to a DP with Carmen. Things finish off with double Blow jobs, each with Facials and the girls do some nasty Cum swapping.
    

Heat 4 of 5
Looks 4 of 5
 

     Brad sees Janet having fun in the magic mirror and looks a little jealous so Dr. F takes him to see what his other minions are doing.

Scene 4

Barbara & Vanda

     Welcome to the sex slave storage room. 2 slave girls are making out in the center of a room filled with crates and bodies covered in gauzy cobweb stuff. The girls are enjoy some Oral, kissing and caressing and foot play before deciding to go unwrap a man (Leslie Taylor)  to play with. There's some more Oral all around, some Finger fucking, a Blow Job for the slave boy then he get's to fuck Vanda Missionary. He moves to take her anal and Barbara Licks her pussy for her. Barbara is treated to a DP with Leslie in her ass and a Dildo in her pussy. Barbara Sucks Leslie off while Vanda makes out with him, Barbara gets the Dacial and the girls Swap his cum.

     

Heat 4  of 5
Looks 4 of 5

Scene 5

Csoky, Michelle Wild, Sandra Irons & Steve Holmes
    

     Brad, Janet and one of the slave girls (Sandra) are playing in the masters throne. Brad has the girls toe to toe and is Licking their shoes. The master shows up and they all scatter. He tells them they've passed the test and he wishes to bid them a "nice, dirty goodbye"

     Janet and Brad go to their new friends and tandem Oral happens. There's some Doggie/69, then into Reverse cowgirl/pussy Licking and Reverse Cowgirl/Missionary and Doggie/Cowgirl. They partner swap and Janet gets it Doggie Anal. Janet gets DP'd while Sandra plays with a Dildo. The boys get B.J's and give the girls double Facials and of course things end with the inevitable cum Swap.

     *Wow, I didn't know you could pierce that. lol

Heat 4 of 5
Looks 4 of 5


Menu

  • Scene Selection
    5 motion shots to choose from
  • Language Selection
    English, French, Dutch, Spanish, Italian
  • Subtitle Selection
  • Extras
  • Trailer
    Hot 1 minute 20 second preview
  • Report
    9 minute 5 second audio. Repeat of preview with audio praising the director, actors and crew again and again for their hard work, etc. Very self congratulatory. Some behind the scenes footage.
  • Cast
    8 minutes long, profiles of 8 of the starlet's, static pics with some basic stats
  • Photobook
    30 mid-scene pics, well done, hot
  • Production Notes
    4 static pages
  • Other Titles
    5 previews from Private
  • Play

     

My Overall Impression

   
I liked it! It was creative, sexy, and well executed all the way around. I give it 4 of 5 erect nippies!

Have fun, be safe.
Luna



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