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Studio: Private
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Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Pirate Fetish Machine 1: Colette's Kinky Desires overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Pirate Fetish Machine 1: Colette's Kinky Desires Female looks rating 5 stars
Male Looks Pirate Fetish Machine 1: Colette's Kinky Desires Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Pirate Fetish Machine 1: Colette's Kinky Desires Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Pirate Fetish Machine 1: Colette's Kinky Desires Plot/Acting rating 2.5 stars
Extras Pirate Fetish Machine 1: Colette's Kinky Desires DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Pirate Fetish Machine 1: Colette's Kinky Desires A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by ExperimentalGuy  on  9/26/2004

Pirate Fetish Machine: Colette’s Kinky Desires

Directed by: Kovi
Running time (approx) 113mins

Michelle Wild is one of the best in the business, sharing her time between glossy productions like this for Private and hard sex Gonzo flicks for the likes of Evil Angel. She has built up a steady reputation and become a firm fan favourite. So understandably, I was keen to see what this girl had to offer.


Scene One
We watch a stunning blonde in red stockings and PVC as we are gradually introduced to Michelle, arriving on a train in need of a job. At first glance, Michelle did not look anything special – pretty yes, but I knew I was in need of a little bit more. Then she crosses a road and is involved in a small accident when the blonde from the photo shoot reverses her car into her. Luckily, Michelle is not hurt, but as way of making the unfortunate incident up to her, the blonde invites her to stay with her, and possibly offer her some modelling work. What Michelle at first doesn’t realise is that the blonde is a porn star, and we are then given our first full scene (after a nice bathroom moment with a naked Michelle exposing her simply perfect breasts!), as the blonde has a scene with a brunette in blue stockings and PVC, another similar looking blonde in black stockings, and herself dressed similarly to the other blonde. Two guys join in, and the sex begins with two tables placed for the sex to be performed on. This is a great scene, and definitely one for fans of stockings. Michelle Wild just observes and strangely isn’t the least bit shocked, and she sits with a director who looks like Clive Anderson from comedy show ‘Who’s Line Is It Anyway?’. The kinky stuff soon comes into play with lots of foot worship, licking and sucking of high heels and even one guy thrusting his penis into the stocking top of the brunette. Interestingly, one of the two guys is on roller skates. I enjoyed this scene immensely, even if it was not that passionately performed – as pure eye candy, the women all looked amazingly erotic, and even with Michelle not performing, I was still impressed. Concludes with both guys popping their nut in both blonde’s mouths then they dribble it out into the brunettes, who swallows it all.

Scene Two
A black guy, obviously some hot shot producer, meets with Michelle and ends up hypnotising her. This then leads into an imaginative dream sequence where Michelle arrives at a Wild West saloon, and instigates a full scale orgy between the dancing girls and the cowboys. I loved this setting, and the sex didn’t disappoint. Michelle plays the role of some trouble making tough girl, entering the saloon and smashing a bottle over a guys head! After taking over, she orders the three dancers to have their way with the remaining cowboys; one for each girl, and one for Michelle. Soon the dancers are having their pussy eaten out as they squat over the cowboys faces, and look great in their frilly can-can dresses and red fishnets stockings. I was quite taken by one blonde girl because of the interesting red make up around her eyes. Michelle strips out of a jacket and spurs to reveal a rather dominatrix black PVC number that shows off her again, amazing tits. Her pussy is soon eaten and it is as beautiful as her top half, with a nice tuft of black hair above her bulging clit – yummy! This scene is especially sexy because of the dominant female theme – and it works superbly – I personally love to see a woman take charge instead of just being a piece of meat for guys to fuck – it makes them look strong and very attractive. The foot worship fetish continues here, this time with additional toe sucking. Normally I’m not really taken by toe-jobs, but with the great lingerie it works pretty well to enhance the sex. As more clothing is shed we are soon treated to lots of red PVC, be it as the girls’ underwear or a studded dog collar worn by each man. Highlights include some great camera work, Michelle jerking two cocks as one girl licks the heads, another girl’s classically hairy pussy, as well as a straight forward DP. Concluding cum shots are all top notch too.

Scene Three
Now as if to audition to be a part of the hypnotising black guys world, Michelle and the Blonde that lead Michelle into the first scene, return to give him a show. Both dressed in kinky PVC outfits, they at first play with each other, in a long sexy sequence on a staircase. Eventually though, they join the black guy as he sits half undressed in a chair, wearing little more than black PVC briefs. This lucky black guy then has both girls kissing and caressing him (the blonde looks great in black stockings and a lacy PVC black dress, whilst Michelle sports red boots and similar PVC outfit). We get double blow jobs on the guy’s huge cock (although thankfully its not as freakishly massive as say, Lexington Steele) as well as straight forward vaginal and some great anal. This is a very hot scene, probably the best so far, as there is more of a focused, somewhat Gonzo-like vibe and it works brilliantly. The guy blasts a healthy load into both girls mouths, but as expected, they don’t swallow.

Scene Four
Okay, initiation over – time for Michelle to prove her worth. What we have here for the conclusion to this film, is a Roman orgy, all centred around a long table, several guys in togas, a few girls, and a blind-folded Michelle the centre of attraction. This does not disappoint, and it’s a lengthy scene with plenty of foot sucking, anal, double penetration and lots of cum splattered on Michelle’s face (each of the guys take it in turns to shed their load). I was impressed how our girl kept her blindfold on throughout, as this must have been an amazing experience for her, not being able to see who was going to fuck her and how. Imaginative as the rest of the scenes were, and the production values, the sheer luscious beauty of the girls and the great camera work, left me suitable exhausted. Great stuff.

DVD extras
The animated menus are very well designed and really suck you into this DVD. Add to this an informative behind the scenes report, a large and brilliantly produced photo gallery, trailers for other titles, and cast and crew details, and you have a more than acceptable package.

Final thoughts
If kinky outfits, PVC and stockings are your thing, this is well worth a look. Some may find the fact there are only four scenes, a little limiting, but as each scene is long and very well done, with beautiful women and superb sets, the quality more than makes up for the quantity.

Verdict: 3.5 /5



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