The premise in the Pink Eye series is for girls to give blowjobs, then have the guys cum on their eye(s), even to the point of holding their eyelids open with one hand while jacking off with the other. Now any guy who has shot his wad (intentionally or not) into a girl’s eye knows that it stings a little, at best, and downright hurts, at worst. Doing this inevitably means you will have a partner who either warns you once not to repeat it, or leaves you for good right then and there. So to willfully and intentionally shoot guy goo into their peepers verges on sadism and physical abuse. And I, for one, do not find it erotic in the least.
To their credit, most of the 11 girls in this flick are good sports. They give blowjobs that range from pretty good to very enthusiastic, considering they know they are about to be in agony. Only a couple have trouble keeping their eyes open for the blast. Considering many of us have trouble keeping our eye open for a drop a Visine, they girls are to be commended for overcoming the natural urge to blink. And none of them scream in pain or try to clean off the cum immediately. In fact, some even offer excellent PCH.
As for the girls, these are not A-list beauties. Only a couple could be considered even AAA players. Cailey Taylor is a looker, and Sapphire Rae might be considered by some to be appealing. The others, well, I’ll be kind, probably don’t kick their cats.
There are 10 scenes, half being shot outdoors. Brandi Lyons does two guys, and Sabrina Jade and Princess team up on one lucky fellow. The rest are one-on-one. There is some dirty talk from the girls.
What I liked: enthusiastic blowjobs. No stupid setups, very little dialogue. The performers are identified clearly before each scene.
What I hated: nearly 25 minutes of trailers and promos before the action started. There was obvious looping in some scenes. Shame on you, Notorious. The average scene lasted about seven minutes, a little long unless the sucker is a beauty. And the director (Jim Powers, I assume) can be heard giving directions, especially during the cum shots (“Keep it open!”). There are some focus problems for the cameraman toward the end of some scenes as he tries to get his camera right into the girls’ skin pores. The “Bonus Cum Shots” feature at the end of the DVD is simply a repeat of the previous money shots.
Bottom line: Some may consider intentionally hurting women a turn-on; this is their flick. Others will want to look elsewhere for good all-blowjob action. I cannot picture any woman enjoying this movie.