Running Time: 80 minutes
Cast: Autumn Haze, Rachel Rotten, Ryan Meadows, Christine Sanders, Drew Allen, Rossana de la Vega, Alexandia Quinn, Moran Taylor, Sin Nye Lang, Promise, Mark Cummings, Rob Rotten, Brian Surewood, Mr. Pete, Chuck Martino, Marty Romano
Autumn is a very attractive, tattooed blondish brunette comfortably relaxing in an outdoor bathtub. Mark comes in and gets a decent suck-off from Autumn before putting some semen on her left eye. There is nothing exceptional here.
The Rotten couple is up next, both are excessively "punked" and "goth'ed" out, Rob having more ink than a newspaper. Rob never gets full wood and I'm pretty sure the money shot was fake (squirts come from off camera, have the same consistency, etc.) which is a fraud.
Next up is an adorable Ryan Meadows, a long-haired brunette raking up hay outdoors somewhere. Up comes hick Brian Surewood who demands oral. He gets his oral, which is both sloppy and energetic, before squirting a couple pops on her forehead, rubbing his dick in her eye, then telling her to go clean up the barn. What a gentleman.
More of the same. Christine is an acceptable looking "mom" looking brunette who sucks dick then gets her left eye slimed.
Drew is a mildly chubby but cute brunette, services Chuck outside in front of a run-down school bus. Lucky Chuck gets a good blow job (with deep throat) then shoots a wad on her nose, then rubs it into her eyes.
Rossana is an acceptable looking chick stuck sucking Surewood's dick, then getting a decent sized couple of squirts on her eye. Decent pop shot, but not much else.
Quinn is a large-breasted blonde, and an awesome cock-sucker, and deep throats, but is rewarded with a pathetic cum-shot. What a waste of good talent.
Moran is an attractive, beaver-toothed red-head with a nice body and a couple tattoos. She sucks of Surewood until some other chick comes in and forces her to suck dick then take semen in her eye. Decent scene.
Sin is a cute little oriental up for a little sin. She sucks some cock on an outdoor bench before getting an average spurt of man-glue all over her eye.
The last participant on this disc is the chick who stands out on the box cover (because of the big goopy load on her face). Promise is a cute black chick and gives above average head before receiving a messy white load on her face. This is a nice ending to the disc and makes up for the boring stuff that happened earlier in the DVD.
Video and audio quality: very good, but too much background music
Extras: bonus cum shots (recap)
Well, this is definitely a genre flick, that genre being "eye cum" or something similar. If Notorious was attempting for "eye cum", made famous by Internet amateurs like Mona and Queeny Love (I've probably left out some lesser known people but I only remember these two and who cares anyways), they fell short by a large margin. Most of this "eye cum" genre stuff involves all the semen going directly on the eyeball, and in this series there isn't much (most has to be rubbed over). If the goal was to just make sure semen hits the eyes of the actress, then one too many of the scenes still fell short, which is unacceptable. The majority of on-screen action in this feature is oral sex, and it really wasn't that great (there are better series on the market). So what is left? Just a "nice try" and "do better next time" I am afraid. I'll give them credit for trying to fill a (very) small niche in a niche market, for having very good video quality, and for providing more than enough time to view the results of a "pink eye" cum shot, but not much else. If they are interested in improving this series and staying within that small niche market I would recommend: getting more consistent semen donors with better aim, studying some simple physics, and to consider satisfying the rabid, drooling hardcore audience with what they probably want - more quantity (try ending the volume with multiple guys donating creamy cock-crud in a mini-eye-cum-gang-bang). What romantic fun by the fireplace that would be.
Rating: two out of five stars (below average)