On their way to the studio, Zagfield sits in the driver's seat of the limo so that he can watch April and the limo driver Snowball (Winston Fonte) in the rearview mirror. April gives Snowball a hand job then the men switch places and head to the studio---!!!
April arrives in time for a blowjob administered by her hair stylist. (Hillary summers) The lucky dude (Steven Grimes) invites April to straddle his face so she throws up her dress so he can munch on her furry fiery red pussy---!!! 1/2
Meanwhile, a tapdancer (Maria Tortuga) auditions for Zagfield. She climbs on his desk and shifts into a contortionist pose, which allows Zag to tease her twat. She settles into a sexy blowjob then takes a brief doggy fucking that concludes when Zagfield drops a huge load on her ass---!!!!
A phone call with Myrna (Pat Manning) from Casting conclues with a panning shot that reveals Snowball doggy fucking Myrna and claiming that "I am the black Valentino."---!! 1/2
Zagfield checks out a bunch of potential starlets and commands them to take off their clothers. A handful run away but 5 girls gladly strip down for the powerful producer---!!
April stops by her publicist to bitch and complain but joins them for some suck and fuck action in the office. Tawny Pearl looks great here, Art Claybourne and Bill Margold supply cocks in this solid scene---!!!!
Zagfield wanders onto the set to check on the condition of his jungle girl, Sheena. (Tiffany Clark with a big head of black hair) She comes out of her tree to ravage Zagfield, suck his cock, growl, ride him cowgirl, growl some more then jump off his cock and disappear. Wow, what a strange brief scene---!!
That night, Zagfield and April go out to a special bordello where all the men and women are dressed like movie stars. Zagfield disappears behind the scenes so he can watch everyone through a peep hole. He watches
April suck and fuck a guy dressed like Valentino (John BUTTMAN Stagliano) that ends with mish/kissing/mishing and a cumshot onto her titties.
A guy dressed like a director suck the twat of a gal dressed like Marlene Dietrich.
A blonde gets her twat sucked then takes a cumshot on her boobs.
A guy dressed like Douglas Fairbank's Zorro suck and fuck the frizzy red haired Madame (Gazella Sheldon) and push her head down his shaft then receive a facial.
A guy dressed like Chaplin (Robert Ironwood) suck and fuck, what else but someone who looks like a young girl. He keeps his hat on and rolls his eyes and twitches his mustache for the muff munching momnets.
So, Zagfield tires of the peep hole and returns to the parlor where he has a "quickie" with a gal dressed like Mae West (Connie Peterson) who finishes off Zag with a titty fuck and says "you can come up and see me anytime." And so concludes the wild bordello sequence, the best thing PINK CHAMPAGNE uncroks---!!!! 1/2
Back at home, a wannabe Fairbanks fencer, the butler, James (Ron Jeremy) chases after the maid (Linda Johnson) and corners her in an unfinished room, takes down her painties with an assist from his sword, doggy fucks her then leaves his "mark of Zorro" on her ass---!!
Outside, some sunbathers frolic then end up on a bed inside while April and Ingrid (Pepper Hinds) frolic outside. Inside, the couple (Crystal Dawn and Jeff Parker) mish fuck on a blue bed with a cumshot landing on her tummy. It's a weak scene that cuts back and forth between the poorly lit, sunlight lesbo stuff and the interior suck and fuck---!! 1/2
The phone rings. Myrna has found some talent for Zagfield then he recieves a blowjob from the maid while James the Butler fences nearby with his sword ---!!!
Myrna brings Shirley Dimples (Lorelei Winston) to meet Zagfield. he invites them to his party where he chases the lovely innocent Shirley up a spiral staircase and corners her in the bedroom for some suck and fuck fun while the rest of the party, many of the bordello participants and others suck and fuck downstairs. The action switches back and forth between the more subdued seduction of Shirley and the sucking and fucking and muff munching in the dining area---!!! 1/2
In a sea of pink balloons, PINK CHAMPAGNE concludes with a short Busby Berkeley-like dance number with some clutzy dancers surrounding Shirley Dimples, who gets in the final wink goodbye.
Whew, what a wild 73 minute xxx comedy. Don't miss this one! Final rating !!!! 1/2 outa !!!!! Extras include the usual trailers and bonus scenes from VCX's cla vista classic series which debuted in 2008.