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Starting things off, the Master works his mojo on Kylee Reese as she leaves the gym. As a result, Kylee gets involved in a different kind of workout, after making out with Danny, of course. Danny adds a few kisses to Kylee's rack, and gets rewarded with a blowjob. Kylee pretty much focuses on the top few inches of Danny's peter, occasionally going further down. It's a fairly lengthy blowjob, and the action evens includes some 69 action. The pussy-pounding commences with some reverse cowgirl fucking, with Kylee gently her body up and down, and periodically moving her hips around and around. At one point, Kylee is lying on top of Danny, with her legs pressed together and pointed toward the ceiling while Danny drills her from below. The pick-up expert later gives Kylee a well-deserved cowgirl-style boning. But the fun doesn't stop there. There's some a mixed session of spoon, doggie and missionary-style plowing, all of which ends with a creampie.
Jay Rock demonstrates his mastery of Danny's words of wisdom by picking-up two hotties, McKenzie Lee and Vicki Chase, in the park. The student brings the lovely ladies back to his place (and his bedroom), and in no time at all, McKenzie is naked, and is joined by Vicki. Soon, both women are on their knees, with Vicki effortlessly swallowing Jay's stiffie, but Ms. Lee manages to get in a few licks here and there. The scene changes to Jay boffing McKenzie on her back and Vicki adding a few licks to McKenzie's orbs and then sitting on McKenzie's face. Thankfully, the ladies eventually change places, and then they 69 each other while Jay dishes out some doggie-style loving to the two sexpots. Jay also gets to tumble with Vicki, care of some reverse-cowgirl poking, after which Jay pummels McKenzie's poopchute in doggie, and winds down the scene by spurting some spunk onto both women.
Danny steps after one his students totally flubs the attempted seduction of Asa Akira. Being the smooth operator, Danny soon has Asa back at his pad, on the couch. True to porno-land love, some kissing and groping immediately gives way to Asa kneeling down to blow Danny. Asa certainly has some wonderful mouth and hand coordination, and the brief POV shot is a good touch. Asa continues sucking Danny's cock on the couch, and earns herself some finger-banging in return. Danny continues to rev Asa’s engine with some deft pussy licking, which soon gives way to some hard-hitting box bumping in doggie, with Asa energetically meeting each thrust with a lust lunge of her own. Asa also passionately rides her partner’s baloney pony in cowgirl. Afterward, following an all-too brief blowjob, Asa tries some reverse-cowgirl pole riding. The scene moves toward its conclusion , thanks to another blowjob and some missionary style fucking.
Danny brakes the ice with the busty Alexia Rae, and sometime thereafter, they met at Danny’s place. (I think). There’s the requisite make-out session, followed Danny peeling off Alexia’s clothes. This in turns leads to Alexia getting her mouth and fingers on Danny’s schlong (with some POV shots added), with Ms. Rae going steadily back and forth on Danny’s wang. Alexia turns around and grabs post/pole as Danny slips his cock inside her for some doggie-style fun. Then out couple take it over to a nearby couch for some cowgirl. Alexia then crawls off Danny and onto her hand and knees for some doggie-style boffing. Things do slow down after a while, and following a quick blowjob, Alexia gets her boobs flopping thanks to some reverse-cowgirl play. There’s a bit more boning, which in time, leads to Danny blowing his load onto Alexia’s tits.
Xander tries to pick up Candice Nicole after chatting with her and Vicki Chase in a park. (Child actor…yeah, right). Back at Xander’s place, our soon-to-be boinking couple talk, but things progress quickly to kissing, touching and getting naked. As expected, Candace soon has Xander’s cock in her mouth. (In addition to some pretty decent POV shots, Candace has some good eye contact with the video camera). Once Candace finishes giving head, Xander plays with her booty before does some cowgirl-style stick-riding. Likewise, Candace isn’t too shabby when it comes doing some tried and true reverse-cowgirl dick bouncing, Candace later repositions herself for some doggie-style pussy-pumping (with some nice back and forth caught via POV), as well as some rather decent missionary reaming. The party ends with some hot beef ending up on and in Candace’s mouth and on her boobs.
When it comes to camera work, decent work is usually a positive thing, and POV shots are even better. On the other hand, in the third scene, the camera really doesn’t capture Jay’s initial insertion into McKenzie Lee’s ass. Such a missed opportunity…oh well. Now as for the DVD extras, viewers might appreciate the Bonus Scene, the Coming Soon Segment (trailers) and Photo Gallery.
Yeah, it’s a corny flick, but hey, it has hot chicks like the AVN award winning Asa Akira, and the wonderful cock-sucking talents of Vicki Chase. Plus, I must admit that I was rather intrigued by Alexia Rae. So, this a decent offering from the people at Penthouse.