Starring: Jill Kelly, Missy, Alexis Dane, Nancy
Nicole Lace, Tabitha, Leanna Foxx, Tatyana, Vince
Voyeur, Alex Sanders, Peter North
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Pros: Scene with Jill and Missy, hypnotic feel,
Nikole and ? look like they know how to do
Cons: WHERE THE FUCK IS STEPHANIE SWIFT!, ID of
chicks could be better, Tatiana's total lack of
enthusiasm, cut away to dog during sex scene,
Features: Bios for some, general previews of
Rodney and Shane videos, Commercials, Slide Show
Although I had seen Pick Up Lines titles in the
past this is the first one I purchased on DVD.
In general I like the titles. They usually have
good looking, lesser known chicks and an erotic
feel to them. This one however was a bit
dissapointing. I purchased it because I saw that
Stephanie Swift was in it so I was incredibly
dissappointed when all I saw was one picture of
her in the slide show (good way to piss off a
Scene 1: ? and ? (I think one is Alex Dane)
? and ? start in a pool and proceed to run
around a nice house, tear off their clothes.
? and ? continued.
They proceed to engage in lesbian, double
dildo using, strap on using, bead using sex. At
one point the action is put on hiatus to show us
a quick glimse of a dog (?)(I'm just glad I
wasn't masturbating at the time. Otherwise I may
have had to start therapy).
A pretty good scene that starts at a good slow
pace (for porn of course). I especially liked
when Vince took turns with the women standing
against the wall. Jill touched herself while
Missy took her turn. (Jill, why did ya get a boob
job. I liked the little ones in this scene.)
I was really distracted by Leanna's boob job.
they looked like missiles.
I liked how Leanna would sometimes pull Alex
out and taste her juices from his cock. (When I
go to the therapist I should ask why that is such
a turn on.) I was still distracted by the boob
Like many of the other scenes this starts with
a dude trying to talk the chick into doing wome
porn. This one was more tiresome though. blah
blah blah...get on with it. They ride somewhere
in an SUV then have sex in the back. I kinda
liked this scene the first time, but when I
watched it before writing the review I noticed
one thing...Tatiana shows absolutely no
enthusiasm. (Why did I not notice it the first
time? I have a tendency to be distracted by
shiny objects. And she is good looking) It was
not that she looked like she hated it. She just
didn't move much or make any sounds.
A good scene in a nice house. I liked Nikole
more the more I watched it.
Shelf Life: It has Stephanie Swift in it so I
need to keep it...or wait...does it have
Stephanie Swift in it?
Bottom Line: Where the hell is Stephanie Swift?