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Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Phat Ass Tits overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Phat Ass Tits Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Phat Ass Tits Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Phat Ass Tits Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  5/1/2005
Phat Ass Tits
2005, 2 hours and 6 minutes
Fusxion
Directed by Pat Myne
Starring Eve Lawrence, Olivia O‘Lovely, Jada Fire, Carmen Hayes, Vanessa Blue, Daphne Rosen



Eve Lawrence reminds you of that air headed and slightly ditzy chick that attended your high school or college. She‘d do anything to be popular even if that included getting a ridiculously large breast augmentation and screwing every guy on campus. Annapolis native Eve at least found a unique look (her fuzzy white hat and powder blue tube socks suit the innocent-yet-slutty teen vibe she so effortlessly exudes) and a movie to show off her rare talent. 19-years old with a Cali Cox-ish grin, Eve looks like the high maintenance freak-of-the-week down the hall in your kid sister‘s dorm. But that‘s what makes her so hot to watch. Mark Ashley carries her to one of the better performances of her young career.

Olivia O‘Lovely‘s no stranger to having her gargantuan ass and matching tits worshipped since she first appeared on the scene but I‘d be remiss in not mentioning that Olivia‘s definitely dialed it down as of late and her outings no longer give me the cold blue steel vein-laden boners they used to. Anal is a rarity with her nowadays and has instead been replaced with the phone-it-in, going through the motions, watch the clock, cut the check demeanor that sucks whatever heat there may have been right out of the affair. However, I‘m happy to report that such is not the case here. After warming herself up righteously with a long glass dildo, O‘Lovely has her cavernous cunt dug out expertly by unsung swordsman Mark Wood who mines an intensity I thought long lost to us out of the voluptuous Olivia. This is her best scene in many months, but still no anal. Sorry.

Next up are the stout asses and great racks of chocolate and caramel bookends, Jada Fire and Carmen Hayes. I wish it weren‘t Marc Davis they were working with here but I understand this ain‘t exactly Burger King. Jada and Carmen wear matching bejeweled chokers around their necks and it‘s strangely fitting seeing as how they both take turns gleefully choking, tit-fucking and riding Davis‘ famously uncut hunk. Carmen‘s still holding onto that first anal like it‘s gold but Jada has no such reservations, spreading her bubblegum-pink pussy lips apart while Marc drills her dung ditch reverse cowgirl..



With a wide and dirty mouth as big as her two chest pillows, Vanessa Blue saunters down a staircase in her white mesh top. Blue‘s back and back with a vengeance this year. Her turns in Angels of Debauchery 3 and Up‘R Class with Mark Ashley are some of her best work. It seems Vanessa doesn‘t miss her straight vag scenes with her former beau, Lexington Steele at all but rather prefers to take it up her ass every which way by well-hung white studs like she takes it from Sascha here. He gives her a deep anal drilling to remember him by, bottoming out in her black ass piledriver.

Israeli-born Daphne Rosen plays a slutty and subservient maid, forced to lick up Benjamin Bratt‘s spit from the floor, worship his bare feet, rim him and wear a horsetail butt plug around before having her tight little pussy and ass filled to the brim with his hard cock. Daphne bites and licks her own nipples as Bratt plunges his prick to the hilt in her until he shoots a load all over her pushed-together tits and face. Rosen cleans his cock and licks her nipples so clean you can see her reflection in those fleshy orbs.



Overall:

A clever acronym for “PAT”, Phat Ass Tits is going to please a lot of fans. Big tit lovers of all persuasions are going to absolutely adore this flick. There is something here for everyone and all the girls here that tend to be tame or sleepwalk through scenes came to put in work on this one. Jada Fire and Carmen Hayes blow away the subpar effort they put together in DVSX‘s “Booty Central 6” (but still short of Jada‘s career-highlight pairings with Vanessa Blue in Jules Jordan‘s/Evil Angel‘s “Ass Worship 6“ and with Ayana Angel in Van Styles‘/Hustler‘s “Ass Appeal“). Daphne continues to get nastier and nastier, surprising only because after focusing on solely nude modeling for so long, I never saw her making the leap to hardcore in the first place. A transformation took place right before my eyes in Olivia O‘Lovely‘s scene as Mark Wood released the beast I used to know and love in her the deeper he shoved his dick in her. Mark Ashley made Eve Lawrence do everything but squirt. This movie leads me to believe that Vanessa Blue‘s only back to add to her legend and make people forget about her superb pairings back in the day with Kitten. With Myne’s 3rd Degree cohort Chris Streams handling the camera, tit lovers owe it to themselves to own this bad boy.

Special Features:

  • Pop Shot Reel (6:38)
  • Behind the Scenes (17:03) )
  • Photo Gallery
  • Phone Sex ads (6:16)
  • Internet Ad (1:27)
  • Trailers (Babes Illustrated 4, Lethal Injections, Double Impact 2, Dirrty2)


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