Pros: Tera Heart's body and legs!, Charlie!, underwater cumshot
Cons: Mila shoots white stuff out of her ass, scene in a dump, Ron Jeremy, I don't find the sound of underwater breathers to be erotic, nor do I find a rat to be erotic
Features: a few trailers and other junk
Charlie, Mila, and Davia Ardell have make out on a blue tarp surrounded by jack o lanterns and torches (Who's gonna get voted off?). The scene tries to be artsy with slo mo and all, but I really don't care for cheap porn trying to be creative. Just let the people fuck, leave the visual effects to Andrew Blake. The scene is OK. Oiled up lesbians are always a good thing. Then, I get grossed out when Mila shoots white stuff (milk?) out of her asshole (I vote Mila off the island).
I'm gonna need some time to recover from that disgusting display.
The Art of Getting Dumped
Eden and Ron Jeremy have sex in a trash heap(so much for time to recover). They actually cut away to a shot of a live rat. Poor Eden. What could she possibly have done to deserve this?
(I can imagine the conversation going like this:
Boss: Eden, we spend hundreds of dollars on that scene and you ducked the cumshot.
Eden: Please don't fire me.
Boss: Fire you? Too much of a hassle. But we have a special assignment for you.
Eden hesitantly asks: What is it?
Boss: We are planning to do a sex scene in a trash heap, and you have been chosen for the part.
Eden reluctantly says: OK
Boss: ..and it's with Ron Jeremy
Eden: NOOOOOOOOO! Anything but that.)
Sindee Coxxx and Jay Ashley put on the scuba gear and have sex in...a swimming pool(Honey! Let's fuck in the pool....OK, let me get my scuba gear first). Actually the scene is interesting, but it offers little more than casual curiosity. It may have had an erotic feel if they were in the ocean and if the majority of sounds heard were not underwater sounds (Try figuring this one out. Too many times in porn, music is played so loud that you can't hear the beautiful sound of women moaning, yet in this scene no music is played so you can hear breathing tanks.) Several minutes into it I got bored, but then thought it would be damn interesting to see an underwater popshot. You do get to see an underwater popshot and it is pretty funky.
Tera Heart and Peter North sword fight until Tera loses. Apparently the loser has to polish the winner's sword. This was my favorite scene and it saves the DVD from a completely scathing review. Tera has a nice body and some damn fine legs which she knows how to draw attention to with a variety of positions.
At the Movies
Tricia Devereaux, Ericka Lockett, Guy Disilva, Marc Wallice and Paul Starr have sex in an adult movie theater. Also a fairly decent scene.
Bottom line: Did I see a copy of this DVD in the trash heap that Ron Jeremy was fucking in?