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Personal Services

Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Category:  Classic
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T0MBOne's ratings for Personal Services:
Overall Rating 0 stars
Personal Services overall rating 0 stars
Female Looks Personal Services Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Personal Services Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Personal Services Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Personal Services Plot/Acting rating 3 stars
Extras Personal Services DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Personal Services A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  11/2/2009

"The Queen of Sex challenges all comers. I will take on anyone...and make him holler A U N T !" so says the newspaper ad in PERSONAL SERVICES (1975, VCX-Cal Vista Classic standard frame re-release, 2008) starring "two hot gals" Claire and Connie Krumpet as The Queen of Sex, John C. Holmes as "horny sailor" B.C. Buzzard, and Peter Boil as "straight businessman" Ronnie Forbish.

With a story by Dick Gross and direction by Michael Minghia, PERSONAL SERVICES is one of those hour long XXX comedies that incorporates a sex scam into the suck and fuck action and although John Holmes gets top-billing, the real star is Connie (?) Krumpet, who looks great and performs in quite a bit of the XXX action.

"Straight business man" Ronnie (a balding with mutton-chop sideburns Peter Boil) calls for an appointment with the Queen of Sex just as some guy yells "A U N T !" in her bedroom after he drops a load onto the the blue bed sheets.

Later, Ronnie stops by. After a drink and a cigarette, Ronnie and Connie agree to $5 a minute to whomever makes the other say "A U N T" (in her case) or "U N C L E" (in his case) as payout from the sex challenge. These "sex challenge" rounds last awhile as Ronnie cums about three times while the Krumpet girls switch back and forth. It's a solid XXX scene (about 1/3 of the film) thanks to horny Ronnie and the cute Queen(Connie and Claire)---!!!

Ronnie yells "A U N T !" and pays out $400 to the Queen of Sex. He stops at a bar where he meets B. C. Buzzard (Holmes) and has a brew. "Sexy waitress" Cute Ass (a very cute Daphne Bliss) brings them their beers and sucks B. C.'s cock that's hanging out of his drawers. During the blowjob, Ronnie figures B. C. would be the perfect guy to disrupt the Queen's little scam; B.C. spews "thar she blooooows!" while Cute Ass takes a facial---!! 1/2

B. C. says "no drink, all I wanna do is fuck" when Ronnie brings the sailor over for some action with The Queen of Sex. After a quick cumshot, B.C. (who wears his cap throughout) and The Queen roll around in some straight sex positions including the first doggie moments and another cumshot after a mishing. The twins slip something into B. C.'s drink but he turns the tables on them for the finale, which leads to a big payday for Ronnie and a menage-a-trois suck and fuck (Boil and Holmes and one of the Krumpets, Connie)---!!! 1/2

The end credits roll with The Queen yelling "U N C L E!"

So, PERSONAL SERVICES (1975, VCX-Cal Vista Classic standard frame re-release, 2008) is a solid XXX comedy with wonderful opening titles and a special sneak preview of The Queen of Sex before the credits roll. The sex scam works as a fine plot device to hang these sex scenes. Plenty of goofy dialog and a pleasant mix of music and natural sounds of the performers certainly help this DVD that also looks pretty good for its age. Thus, a final rating for PERSONAL SERVICES is !!! outa !!!!!; it's the sort of simple XXX comedy that begs to be re-made.

Extras include the usual VCX-Cal Vista Classic trailers and bonus scenes, photos, box art and VCX.com bit.




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