The Little Details
Running Time: 111 min. (Cover states 113 min.)
Production Date: 2 / 1 / 2005
Director: Nick Orleans
Cast: Carmen Luvana, Haley Paige, Julie Night, Samantha Ryan, Trinity, Michelle B., Angela Stone, Jassie, Tony Tedeschi, Sir Nik, Vincent Vega, Tommy Gunn, Reno, and Bianca Pureheart in a non-sex role
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Iíll admit it, Iím mostly looking forward to this one for being Carmen Luvanaís first anal.
Initial Reaction: It has some decent ideas, but it has enough things working against it that it couldnít get much past average for me
Who Should Watch It : Anybody desperately needing to see Carmen Luvana take it in the ass
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting friendly technical aspects
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave me a bit torn. The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, but there are a few times when it doesnít quite synch with the video or seems like itís dubbed. The video is slightly blurry due to filtering, almost as if I put on the wrong pair of glasses, and the lighting varies from decent to overdone. Thereís also a fair amount of camera motion, and due to the combination of the motion and the blurriness I had to look away several times because I started to get a little motion sickness. Part of me wants to really rip this one due to the technical aspects, but at the same time I know that itís deliberate. Nick Orleans has a fairly consistent look to his movies, and although some of his camera work has gotten a little rougher with the fast zooms and pans, the blurriness and lighting hasnít.
Music: Thereís a little soft music in the background thatís barely noticeable. It has a kind of eerie feel, and fit the oddness of the movie very well.
Menus: The main menu works together a still from the cover with a bit of minor animation. The chapter menu is very lackluster, and just lets you choose a scene based on a small clip from each scene and a scene number.
The FeatureHaley has been written up at work for masturbating seven times, and now her company has sent her to be retrained. Vincent Vega heads up her training under the head boss Tony Tedeschi. They work Haley through a rigorous program thatís designed to harness her sexual feelings and channel it into her job, all the time having her aim for unseating the head secretary Carmen Luvana.
|Scene 1 - Haley Paige, Michelle B., and Vincent Vega|
After rubbing a few different sex objects against her to identify while sheís blindfolded, Vincent rubs his cock against brunette Haleyís face. He moves back behind his desk as blonde Michelle brings him a cup of cappuccino, and when itís cold she begs him to discipline her. As she starts sucking his cock, Vincent lets Haley know that she can diddle herself while she watches them. Michelle takes Vincent into her throat as well as between her tits, and finally lets him stroke himself onto her tits before sucking out the last little bit.
This is a pretty good scene. It has a unique and artistic feel to it, and does a great job capturing Michelleís face as she sucks cock. Iím not much of a fan of oral scenes, but this one was pretty good.
|Scene 2 - Haley Paige, Carmen Luvana, Angela Stone, and Tommy Gunn|
After Sir Nik leads blonde Angela around the office on a leash, Tommy takes control of the situation with the help of blonde Carmen while Haley watches. The girls kiss a little before Carmen lets Angela go down on her bald beaver. Tommy moves in to let Carmen suck his cock before moving down to give Angela a little relief eating Carmenís pussy. Angela strokes Tommy a bit before guiding his cock into Carmenís pussy missionary style, and after Tommy takes care of her pussy a bit rolls over to let him fuck it doggie style. As Tommy and Carmen fuck, Haley and Angela watch and diddle themselves. Finally, Carmen strokes Tommy with both hands until he explodes on her overly implanted tits.
This is a pretty good scene. I love the opening between Angela and Carmen, and was a little disappointed when Angela was sent off to just diddle herself rather than continuing to play with Carmen and Tommy. Carmen throws in a little camera mugging, which worked surprisingly well, but the camera work had a lot of motion that just didnít work well for me. This is a pretty good scene that feels like it could have been even better.
|Scene 3 - Jassie, Julie Night, Haley Paige, Tony Tedeschi, and Vincent Vega|
After washing her hands and cleaning her pussy, naughty girl Julie calls Vincent over to inspect her pussy as Haley and Tony watch the inspection. Julie moves on to pee standing up, as Vincent wants her to, while Vincent explains the bathroom rules to Haley. After a bit of discussion between Tony and Haley, Julie returns with brunette Jassie. They watch as Haley fails at making a cappuccino, and Haley soon joins them bending over grabbing the sinks as Tony and Vincent decide to discipline them. As Tony orally works them over from behind, Vincent moves up to let Julie suck his cock. The girls turn around and share sucking Tony and Vincent, and work back and forth between the guys a little with Jassie keeping Tony to herself for the most part. Finally, the girls bend back over at the sinks and let the guys pop on their asses.
This is an okay scene. Itís drawn out, and goes on much longer than seems needed. It seems wrong to have it just be an oral scene, and at the end I wasnít even close to satisfied.
|Scene 4 - Carmen Luvana, Haley Paige, Vincent Vega, and Tony Tedeschi|
After Vincent ties a fairly stripped down Haley up, they move over to watch as Carmen starts sucking Tonyís cock. Vincent whips his meat out a few moments later, and before Carmen gets much of a chance to suck him, Tony leaves and tells Vincent to take them to the bathroom for another training session. After Carmen follows the bathroom rules she goes back to attacking Vincent orally. Haley comes around to help work them both over, and Carmen makes sure to give her ass a good spanking while she sucks Vincentís cock. Carmen lies back on the couch for Vincent to tongue her holes before he fucks her pussy missionary style. He moves on to fuck her ass while Carmen holds a pocket rocket on her clit before letting Carmen ride him with a little reverse cowgirl anal. Finally, Carmen takes a decent load from him on her tits.
This is a pretty darn good first anal scene for Carmen. She doesnít look completely comfortable, but she puts some nice energy into the scene. It moves along nicely, and the only thing that really interfered with it for me was the camera work and artistic style of the scene.
|Scene 5 - Haley Paige, Michelle B., Tommy Gunn, and Reno|
After Michelle has a misspelling in one of her reports, Tommy decides she needs to be disciplined. Sir Nik ties her up on the desk and Tommy lets Haley move in to examine Michelleís pussy through her pantyhose. Haley tongues Michelleís muff at Michelleís request and then begs Tommy to have her tied up and fucked. Sir Nik helps Haley strip down and ties her up bent over another desk as Haley continues to beg to be fucked and sucks Tommyís cock. She begs Tommy to fuck her ass, and as he starts fucking her pussy from behind Reno comes in and moves Michelle to a chair where she can watch. He pulls out his cock for Haley to suck as Tommy takes care of both of her holes, and after Tommy stuccos Haleyís ass he gives Haley a dose of dick droppings on her tits.
This is another pretty good scene. Haley and Tommy have nice chemistry, but Reno throws things off a little. Haley takes the anal extremely well, but having Reno just get his cock sucked by her while Michelle watches left me wanting much more from this scene. This is an above average scene, but its limitations didnít let it get much further than that for me.
|Scene 6 - Trinity, Samantha Ryan, Julie Night, Haley Paige, Tony Tedeschi, and Tommy Gunn|
When Haley stumbles upon a room with Trinity, Samantha, and Julie tied up and begging to be fucked, she canít resist but help them out. She unties the girls and starts giving them a little pleasure before theyíre joined by Tony, who explains the situation to her. Tommy joins them soon after, and Trinity and Samantha team up on his cock while Julie sucks Tonyís cock and Haley disappears. Julie lets Tony eat her before fucking her pussy and her throat while the others continue to suck Tommy. Finally, Tony gives Julie a facial while Trinity and Samantha share one from Tommy.
This is an okay final scene. I know that Julie likes intense sex, but Tony comes off as more of a dickhead than an intense performer. Their pairing also didnít mesh well with Samantha and Trinity taking care of Tommy. Once again, the balance was off and the scene felt like it had a lot more potential than it showed.
The Perfect Secretary us a unique and artistic movie. I really like some of the ideas with the training of the girls, and think that it helps the movie to stand out against a lot of other artistic movies. Thereís plenty of tease in the movie as well as a very sexual feel overall. The sex scenes themselves often left me a little disappointed. They normally had a lot of chemistry, but they almost felt like they had potential that wasnít fully used or that the action wasnít allowed to go as far as it might. Thereís a lot more oral sex than I would have liked, and I think it was the biggest culprit for me having problems with the scenes. The groupings also seemed very rigid in the group scenes rather than moving around so that it would seem like everybody was into everybody else in the scene. The biggest problem for me, however, was the video style. There was a lot of motion in the scenes, and combined with video that had been filtered to make me feel like I needed to go to the eye doctor, I had a very hard time getting into most of the scenes. I donít know, maybe Nick Orleans wants to make the eyes ache of his audience and for them to have a headache, but neither thing seems very sexual to me. The Perfect Secretary is a different adult movie that ends up fairly average in the end while feeling like a few tweaks here and there throughout the movie could have made it into a much better movie.
The Extra StuffTrailers are included for Amateur Angels 16, Swinging in the USA, At Your Service, Pussy Worship, and Dirty Girlz Vol. 1. The photo gallery lasts over seven minutes and gives you roughly five seconds per very nice looking snapshot or full screen photo. Thereís also a bonus scene, a behind the scenes featurette, and weblinks.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly fifteen minutes. It focuses heavily on Carmen Luvana, Vincent Vega, and their anal scene and captures much of it being shot along with a few interviews. Thereís also a little interview with Sik Nick on bondage and some of the other scenes being shot. The majority of it is the scenes being shot, which makes this a very forgettable featurette.
|Bonus Scene - Brittany Andrews and Sal Correilli|
The bonus scene comes from Erosity. Slave boy Sal starts things out wearing a collar and a little fetishwear licking his way up and down Mistress Brittanyís boots. She grabs him by the hair to guide him up and down her boots before pulling him up to suck on her big black fake cock. Sal is allowed to lick her pussy a bit before going back to gagging on Mistress Brittanyís cock. She slaps his ass with a crop, has him take off his shorts, and then has him bend over so she can admire his ass before fingering and then fucking it. Brittany moves him to a doctorís table to fuck his ass missionary style while stroking his cock, and finally gives him permission to cum. Sal jerks himself off between Brittanyís big boobies, and then licks sucks a nipple and licks a little of it up.
This is an extremely hot scene. Brittany does a fantastic job of dominating Sal, and treats him just like many of the more intense guys treat their ladies in regular gonzo porn. She doesnít really slap him around, but thereís plenty of great banter between them as well as lots of smiles from Sal as heís getting balled. The scene moves along pretty well with a nice balance of angles, but there isnít too much for positions and the lighting is a bit inconsistent. That said, thereís still plenty of heat here and I was more than satisfied with this scene.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, domination, masturbation, voyeurism, oral, titty fucking, lesbian, group, peeing, spanking, anal, and toys
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: Between Carmen Luvana and Tommy Gunn; Carmen Luvana and Vincent Vega
The Bottom Line:Currently, Adam & Eveís DVDs can be found online for between $8 and $25, with several stores offering this line of DVDs for around $15. Unless youíve seen a few of Nick Orleansí recent movies, Iíd suggest renting this one first. Thereís some hot and creative sex, but the video is done in a style that I can see turning a lot of people off. There is, however, some nice attention given to the extras. This is a DVD that shows a lot of care, and that would be much better with a different video style.
Note to Adam & Eve: Itís great that youíre letting Nick Orleans expand things past the typical boring and tame couples movies that many people think of you for, but I canít help but wish that somebody would get him a better video filter!
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