The movie starts off first with Gia Paloma giving a lecture to the director of the movie, Chico Wang, about how sperm is produced. Chico is always seeking ways to benefit mankind, so he enlists her to conduct a little "experiment". Chico's load warriors enter and act really wacky, and soon a short oral gangbang breaks out, followed by each guy one at time unloading into Gia mouth for a taste test. Gia was really wonderful in this scene.
The "Minion" is in the next scene, and Brodi and Katin do whatever it takes to get the body odor stench off of him. Once he gets clean he gets a good dose of oral and butt play, before jerking off in one of the girls mouths. There is also a dog in the yard that keeps finding his way into the scene. The whole scene was just so damn funny, but I wont ruin the surprises.
Next, its time to cruise for hookers. Chico and the boys drive the streets in a small hatch-back car looking for a whore to do one of the boys that is a "virgin". Once they finally pick up a girl, her and the "virgin" climb in the back of the hatch-back for a little oral fun as they drive down the street. Suddenly, their car is being chased by someone else and there is a mad dash thru the city.
Some of the other wacky scenes are the girl that wants to blow the "chicken man". The girl from Mexico that tries to catch in her mouth a dildo that is tied to a fishing pole. The Minion getting wrapped in plastic wrap and force-fed watermellon. A English princess and her oral desires. A guy trying to learn how to swim in a small childs pool. A girls fantasy of being shot in the ass with a paintball gun. There is even a scene of the Minion sporting a giant black strap-on.
There is so many really funny things that happen. The guys really did a great job acting goofy, and the Minion is hysterical. Most of the girls were really playful and fun.
There is a few downsides however. The sex is pretty much secondary to the wacky scenes. Some of the scenes involve a little fun with different types of food, and sometimes it can get messy. One of the scenes goes horribly wrong, and it puts a damper on the fun atmosphere ( I wish that scene had been put in the extras section of the dvd ).
This movie wont be for everyones tastes. If you enjoy watching people act immature, you will probably think this is funny. This is not the best blowjob movie that has been released this year, but it certainly is the most memorable. Its too bad that there are not more oral themed movies that try to be different, original, and fun to watch. If you are a blowjob fan, watching Oral Consumption 7 is a funny and fun way to spend the night.