Once You Go Black #3 ****
2004, 2 hours and 30 minutes Evil Angel DVD and Jules Jordan Video
Directed by Jules Jordan
Starring Kaylynn, Sharon Wild, Luci Thai, Katsumi, Kayla Marie
Jules Jordan is going to fuck around and end up having to accept an NAACP Image Award if he keeps up what he’s been doing. He should get a Noble Peace Prize for what he’s doing for race relations. Jordan remains one of the most popular directors in the business despite engaging in a practice that is frowned upon in some circles and that is his propensity to shoot a shit ton of interracial action. His former most frequent co-collaborator and two-time former AVN Male Performer of the Year, Lexington Steele, is absent from this edition but there is no shortage of black meat in Porn Valley to choose from to take his talent to the limit in this installment. This cast features the best mix of girls in a Jordan flick in a long time; there is truly something for everyone here. You have Kaylynn, she of the tremendous fleshy bouncy bumper and insanely lengthy Gene Simmons-ish tongue. Then you have Sharon Wild, a long and lean nasty fucking machine, blonde-haired and blue-eyed slut from across the pond. Next up are Luci Thai and Katsumi, two Asians who bring two distinctly different body types and sexual styles to the mix. Last but not least is Kayla Marie. I will let her scene description (see below) speak for itself even though words will still not do it justice.
No stranger to Jordan’s movies, Kaylynn the policewoman has been called to Jules‘ place to handle a ‘disturbance.’ Apparently, four black men have broken into his domicile and have chosen to simply hang out in his living room. Smart. Either that or an angry neighbor called Kaylynn over and Jules, buddy-fucker that he is, is about to let his boys get arrested while he simply stands back and films it all for posterity. The law wears an impressive mock uniform: barely-there tight blue spandex shorts that leave her ass fully exposed on either side, a half-shirt tied in a knot in the middle that shows off her flat midriff, topped with a standard policeman’s hat and reflective “respect mah authoritah!/What we have here is a failure to communicate” southern state trooper sunglasses.
Kaylynn, with a smirk on her face nearly the entire time, handcuffs the brothas and lines them up to tell them the score: it‘s either the hoosegow or drop their pants and do whatever she wants. After going down the line and sizing them all up with her eyes, she gets a better gauge of their size with her mouth. “That‘s a concealed weapon! I should arrest you for that shit right now!” she tells Brian Pumper. There’s a ton of ad-libbing and giggling in this scene, keeping the mood light and fun. Freed of their restraints, these four brothers undress the officer and start to play a little “ain’t no fun if my homies can’t have none,” planting Kaylynn in the middle of a circle of cocks and making her suck her way out. Lying back on that oh-so-familiar leopard-print sofa, Kaylynn opens her legs wide and accepts each man one at a time while she keeps her hands and mouth busy with two cocks. The participants banter and laugh a little too much for my liking, but everyone is definitely having a very good time, especially Kaylynn. She‘s got a magnetic smile (a looong tongue), great oral skills and of course, her ass is filmed in such a way that you have no choice but to appreciate its size and uniqueness. She knows how to work that thing, too, backing it up and grinding hard over whomever‘s prick happens to be in her pussy or in her ass, in cowgirl and doggie, the meat on her hips just bouncing and jiggling rhythmically with each stroke. The guys also take turns DP’ing her, cowgirl and reverse, Kaylynn loving every minute of it. She takes all four pops right in her face and mouth, wearing it all like a shiny new badge of gangbang honor saying, “Leave it…it adds character!”
If police departments dispatched more women like Kaylynn to black neighborhoods when they got a call, there might actually be MORE crime, simply to get the policewomen to visit more often. But it would improve race relations and isn‘t that what this line is all about? Taking on four prongs this size is always impressive. Some girls make it look painful and uncomfortable but Kaylynn made it fun to watch with her fancy free attitude, enthusiasm and joy. This girl likes black dick. *** ½
This rough and tumble, tomboyish-looking eastern euro I last saw in Outback Productions’ feature Envy, poses and teases in a long black evening gown and long matching gloves at the top of a staircase (I believe this is the same location where Erik Everhard nearly killed Bobbi Eden in Lex’s Superwhores) for Jules‘ roaming camera. Very elegant for a girl as nasty as Wild can be. I don’t think she took the last name “Wild” just because it had a ring to it, if you know what I’m saying. An evening gown is a welcome surprise and a definite change of pace for Jules‘ usual costumes, which generally consist of lots of loud neon-colored fishnet and mesh. Times change and so does Jordan, staying one step ahead of his peers who have shamelessly ripped him off over the past few years by moving on to the next thing, shooting whatever he finds sexy and hot. Wild bares her breasts and is joined by Sean Michaels, the only guy in this movie who has been around longer than I have. Michaels and Wild circle each other and kiss and caress each other slowly and deliberately, yet another change of pace from Jordan’s usual crop of “do-anything, balls-to-the-wall, 100 mph” performers. Wild doesn’t suck Michael’s cock so much as she seduces it, licking it up and down methodically, stroking it to attention steadily with her gloved hand.
Michaels similarly takes his sweet time with Wild’s pussy doggie, long dicking her from behind as she leans over the railing of the glass staircase, eventually planting one of her high heels there to give us an excellent view and Sean easier access. Strolling away from the staircase, Sharon takes a seat on a nearby chair turning her rump towards Michaels. This is a position that Jules has no peer when it comes to filming and good Lord is it ever hot. Wild gets her pussy penetrated while her ass hangs off the end of that chair for a minute before she asks for Michael’s member in her ass. No one can say that Jordan doesn’t know when he’s on to something, so the action stays here for a while and for someone that’s really digging this, that’s a relief. I’m glad they don’t switch positions too soon. When they do switch, the action only gets hotter. Sharon flips over and lies back on that same chair for Sean to fuck her bung mish as she struggles to catch her breath while she plays with herself. Grabbing his cock for some brief A2M, Wild then leads Michaels over to a sofa where he reams her cowgirl, occasionally slapping his long prick against her fair-skinned white ass before banging her doggie with a hand full of her sweaty, tangled hair. More A2M follows then Michaels unloads on Sharon’s face, streaking it with cream on the right side. ***
Again, this is the sort of original costuming I‘ve come to expect from Jordan. Asian twat du jour, Luci Thai is decked out in what can only be described as an urban-influenced adult ensemble: a waist-high white mink coat, thing high white stockings and translucent heels, a shiny rhinestone-covered belt and a platinum “bling bling“ chain around her neck with a dollar-sign medallion hanging from it. (underwear? What underwear?) That’s hood rich or ghetto fabulous, whichever you prefer. Thai is an absolutely heavenly vision in white and when Jules follows Luci upstairs to an all-white portion of the house, one would be inclined to believe that he did in fact die and was on his way to the pearly gates. However, the gate keeper for Luci is the monster cock of Mandingo, which Luci immediately falls before and beings to suck on, drool falling out of her mouth as she tackles this freakish beast and anatomical abnormality. Seriously, if Mandingo were to slap Thai‘s face with his dick too hard, he might very well give her a concussion.
Mandingo tastes between Luci‘s legs for a minute before grabbing both of her legs, breaking her apart like a greasy KFC chicken wing and plunging deep in her pussy mish. Thai‘s labored breathing and rapid succession of loud moans lets us know that ‘Dingo is quite a bit for her to handle. She really should have packed a lunch. Instead, it‘s Mandingo who does the packing, filling Thai up doggie, hear screams nearly making my ears bleed and likely shattering every glass on the set. And he’s not even all the way in. Of note is when Luci rides Mandingo cowgirl; her stupendous ass coming down hard (but only halfway) on his cock, it looks like Thai’s trying to sit down on a telephone pole instead of a human being. A round of reverse cowgirl follows before Mandingo strokes out a smallish load onto Thai‘s tongue and awesome tits. No anal but still very good if you like seeing docile little girls struggle to endure freakishly large dicks. Which I do. Sue me. ***
Speaking of hot costumes and inspired casting, French-Vietnamese Katsumi wears the tried-and-true old porno standard, the French maid outfit, to start off this scene. Of course it takes on a whole new “wink wink, nudge nudge” meaning when you consider that she actually IS French. This was a very good and very clever idea. Katsumi tidies up around Jules‘ place, sashaying around with a feather duster as a tease before Sean Michaels arrives. Nary a word is said between them, Katsumi just gets on her knees and starts worshipping his joint as if it were part of her job description. Well, it is, but you know what I meant. Katsumi‘s lure is that she looks so innocent and so typically Asian you don‘t expect her to do the things she does. But she does‘em, yes sir, without so much as batting an eyelash. She has zero problem deepthroating Michaels here, an act I haven‘t seen performed so effortlessly since Anna Malle and Jeanna Fine did it to perfection in New Wave Hookers 5 (VCA, 1997). I told you Michaels has been around.
Now out of her uniform, Katsumi lowers herself down on Michaels reverse cowgirl, grinding her slippery little slit at high speed over his wood, their thighs slapping together loudly. Katsumi hops off and lies down where Sean absolutely skewers Katsumi‘s tight tiny Asian frame missionary, Jules being right where he needs to be to capture the length of Kat‘s deceptively impressive body as she gets filled up with Michaels‘ rod. Equally impressive is his capturing of the action in doggie, giving us excellent views of the action from behind as Katsumi is penetrated anally and hovering above, giving us a privileged view of her ass cheeks being split in two while she looks back, eyeing Michaels with a horny gaze. This is all just a prelude to Katsumi literally attacking Sean‘s meat A2M, grabbing his hips and forcing herself to deepthroat it again and again, devouring it hungrily like a starving, rabid animal. Kat gets tossed up in a few more anal positions, cowgirl, spoon and doggie again before Michaels treats her to her taste is white wasabi all over her face. *** ½
Hands down, my favorite new girl this year is Kayla Marie. And with an ass like hers, who better to shoot her than Jules fuckin‘ Jordan? This girl is hawt in a major way. Imagine the fresh-faced innocence and top half of Aurora Snow’s body thrown on top of an ass that’s a cross between Ryan Conner and Nautica Thorn‘s. She needs to thank the Lord and her mama for giving her an ass like that. This is the last scene, the main event, if you will and were Michael Buffer here, I’m sure he would waive his million dollar fee to say, “Let’s get ready to ruuuuummmbblllllle~!” After parading her around (not long enough if you ask me, more tease, more tease with Kayla, please!) and showing off her peach-colored assets, Jules blindfolds Kayla so that she can’t see her ‘surprise.’ Her surprise? Cue the ominous music…it’s Mandingo. Even with her eyes closed, simply by touch, Kayla says “Oh my god! I should’ve taken some painkillers.” Luckily for us, sight is not a prerequisite nor a requirement for Kayla to start chugging cock. She fits as much of Mandingo in her mouth as she can and goes to work. She does her best but honestly, she can‘t hope to get much more than the head in (which must be a bummer for Mandingo). It‘s like trying to feed an ant a watermelon. But Kayla isn‘t deterred by this challenge, she bucks up and still gives it her best shot. Mandingo shows his appreciation for her courageous oral attempt by running his tongue up and down her gash until he enters her missionary, where Kayla looks up at him sexily and asks, “How does that pussy feel, huh?” Mandingo has to keep pulling out because Kayla won‘t stop cooing and whispering dirty talk in his ear. Normally, this sort of stop-and-go action would be a pain in the ass, but Kayla‘s so hot it makes it funny to watch and she‘s so fuckin‘ scorching, I can understand and sympathize with ‘Dingo’s dilemma. “Is that pussy too good for you?” Kayla innocently asks. HA! Mandingo can‘t hold it together any longer so he pulls out and drops a fucking PINT of jizz on Kayla‘s mouth and chest. Ah, the perils of working with tight new teen pussy. I guess it was too good. Classic.
“That wasn’t enough for me,” Kayla says. After a brief period of refraction, Mandingo is back and ready for Round Two. He has his back to Kayla; he can’t even look at her. This 19-year-old has emasculated him for the world to see. It’s back to mish, the position that got him punked, for Mandingo and Kayla is back to talking about her “tight 19-year-old pussy” while she rubs her hard little nipples. Mandingo holds it together a little better this time around, lasting long enough to turn Kayla’s big round ass over for some doggie action. Looking at Kayla bounce that backside in circles up and over his dick is making me have control issues now. I guess that’s what I get for making fun. But then again, I don’t have the advantage of being on Nut #2. And Mandingo still has to occasionally withdraw to keep from cumming again. That must be some supernatural unreal ass. In fact, once you see it from behind, invaded with Mandingo’s length cowgirl, you’ll agree that it is, in fact, probably one of the top five asses in adult today. It’s brothas at home right now saying “Dayum, ol’ girl got BACK!” Hell, Jordan could start another series based solely on Kayla’s ass called “Once You Go Back.” After some two-fisted stroking and sucking, Kayla takes another Mandingo pop in the mouth to end a goddamn scene worth remembering. I‘ve seen nearly everything Kayla has done and this is far and away the best thing I‘ve seen her do to date. ****½
The Evil Angel Fetish Menu which consists of Tease, Blowjobs, Anal and Cumshots, 10 minutes of extra sex footage, a photo gallery, website info, a cast list and their filmographies and biographies.
If you’re a fan of Jordan’s unique perspective, camerawork and of this cast, I urge you to see this for yourself. You won’t be disappointed if you’re at all intrigued by the descriptions of the action you’ve read here or are familiar with his previous work. With Jordan you know what you’re going to get: hot girls, hot sex, capable male performers, all filmed in a way that only adds to the experience. Once You Go Black 3 is just another fine example of Jules Jordan being at the top of his game and the game overall. While not nearly as talked about, heralded or critically-acclaimed as some of his other instant classics, Once You Go Black 3 proves that even at half-speed or coasting on auto-pilot, Jordan is still better than the vast majority of directors out there. He’s the Jay-Z of the pr0n game. Or is it just a case of us fans being so spoiled by Jules‘ greatness that we‘ve begun to take him and his uncanny knack for making the mundane magnificent for granted? Time will tell but consider Once You Go Black 3 another fine addition to the perverted pantheon of Jordan‘s corruptible catalog of scintillating smut. Recommended.
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