After long last I finally tracked down this forgotten classic. Although not as widely known as other films from the ‘golden age’ of porn such as Insatiable, The Devil In Miss Jones or Deep throat, this one remains special for me as it was one of those porn films I had seen on an old frequently copied VHS years ago, and when I heard it was available on DVD, nostalgia kicked in.
The plot, if you can call it that is very basic, following the story of various people in or around a secluded holiday cabin location who are inspired into various carnal activities when exposed to white satin sheets. I remember the version I originally watched was called ‘Satin Sheets’, and as you can probably imagine, for a guy of sixteen or so, it was like I’d discovered the lost treasure of the Aztecs. Viewing it now, with the benefit (or is that hindrance) of much more exposure to graphic porn than I had been privy to in my teens, it is somewhat disappointing, even though I suspected I’d been recalling this film through rose-tinted glasses anyway.
It’s still sexy, as I recall, but not as much of an instant ‘I got to get my cock out and shed this growing ache in my balls’ turn on. We begin with a young couple watching some porn on a home projector, and this naturally gets the guy horny, and he wants some action. The girl reluctantly gives him a blow job, that despite her reservation she seems pretty good at, and soon he’s got her little cotton panties stretched aside and is tonguing her nice hairy vagina. The action they were watching consists of two attractive girls in a woodland surroundings, one brunette the other blonde, and they are well into one another, and its hot enough to get a good erection going and then with the couple munching away as well, this is not bad at all.
Not to spoil things, I’ll skip to the next scene, where a dark haired maid is making the bed in one of the holiday cabins, unaware of the local duo of workmen doing odd jobs outside. She soon comes into contact with the aforementioned satin sheets and is aroused by them, slowly (and sensually) stripping out of her clothing to gently masturbate on the bed (another golden age bonus – a lovely bushy vagina!!). This small breasted woman has a lovely body despite a birth mark on her ass. Her gradual moaning soon attracts the workmen and they ogle her from a window until she sees them, and as you can expect it’s not long before they are both fucking her. No anal and its not that energetic, but the sex is realistic, the men natural looking with only slightly above average size dicks, blow jobs look great because of the maid’s rose-glossed lip and the guy’s hairy balls and overall, this is as sexy as I remember, with a great finale that has remained engraved in my mind since I was younger.
Now for a somewhat known starlet to get some, in the shape of the voluptuous, tarty looking Lisa Deleeuw, who’s arrived with her husband (?) for a dirty weekend (at least this viewer hopes so). Apparently Lisa is fairly well known, and her performance here shows that she was quite the talent in her day. Another bedroom scene, where her somewhat shy husband joins her in bed after we are treated to a lovely strip tease as she prepares herself, and he disappears into a bathroom (god only knows why – I’d be there ogling those perfect big tits every given second!). What follows is a lengthy blow job (lengthy for this era, but short by today’s standards) that is a joy to watch. Then we get a nice, energetic fuck, in various positions, and something that keeps these classics firm favourites even today, the guy comes, having to pull out mid fucking, then puts his cock back in to finish off. Natural and believable – something that seems totally taboo these days.
Now it’s the turn of a real legend in porn cinema, namely the indefinable Seka, a voluptuous, platinum blonde scorcher of a performer, who whilst not as wild or as nasty as today’s talent is rightly regarded as one of the all time greats. Her two scenes here are easily worth spilling your seed over (or if you’re a gal, getting the old love pimple all flustered and swollen) and her perfect body is shown off, especially her long, sexy legs, at both times presented in high heels. First we see her and a blonde friend seduce a truck driver for a free ride, and he fucks both of them on the back of his truck in broad daylight. Seka and the blonde share his cock but its really Seka who gets all the attention (understandable), even if one shot showing the guy about to fuck the blonde for a second time, looks edited as he instead lies on his back for the two vixens to finish him off orally.
This is of course just a small interlude to the main even, and obviously Seka’s real destination, a Roman-esque toga party, where as soon as Seka changes out of her dress, the action is well underway as we watch some pretty girl feverishly licking some lucky guys cock until he can’t hold back anymore, despite a growing audience of spectators (a deeply erotic and ball-busting sight I can assure you). Eventually we see Seka joined by a similarly toga’d guy, and they get it on over a suitably edwardian sofa, and the action is turned up to eleven with a bevy of erotic moments, that whilst agonizingly brief, don’t fail to get this viewer seriously aroused. The orgy was something the golden age of porn just did right, and something that is mostly fake or over-rehearsed-looking these days. This scene isn’t as red-hot as I have seen before (step up ‘Inside Olinka’ for a great orgy sequence of the old days), but it still works, despite wishing it was much longer (it lasts barely seven minutes).
Finally we return to the young couple, almost like they have been watching all this on their home projector, and they get down to it proper, with a short but decent fuck (its only about two minutes in whole) that is a gentle and just acceptable conclusion to an entertaining if a little too safe porno of yesteryear
Considering the film itself is twenty four years old, the picture is rather good, if a little grainy in places. The sound is acceptable two-channel stereo and the menus are functional rather than eye-catching. There are no extras at all.
Verdict – 2.5 /5