Running Time: 80 min.
Production Date: 8 / 06 / 2002 thru 8 / 28 / 2002
Director: Roman Pornanski
Cast: Rebecca Bardoux, Mia, Michelle St. James, McKenzie Blue, Brandee, Rod Fontana, and Dino Bravo
Initial Expectations: I have no clue what to expect here other than this one should have a few ladies I haven’t seen before or much of.
Initial Reaction: It’s okay but nothing too great.
Who Should Watch It : Fans of older women
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting older women doing very nasty things or competent direction
Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a bit. Some areas are horribly balanced and have background noises so bad that you can’t even hear the action on the screen. Other areas are nicely balanced. The video is much the same. There’s a small amount of grain to the picture, but even when natural light is used it looks decent.
Menus: The menus are fairly typical. The main menu has a little animation to give it a decent first impression and the chapter menu lets you choose a chapter based on a snall clip of each scene and a chapter number.
The Feature: Older and Anal collects five scenes that have, yes, older women taking it in their turd cutter. There’s normally a little lead-in to the scenes, and some of them are even connected to each other. That isn’t to say that there’s a plot to follow, as the lead-ins normally don’t last more than a minute or so.
Brandee, a bit tittied and slightly older redhead, starts things out with a guy who looks like Joe Bob Briggs, who I think is Dino Bravo, washing his car. They play with the hose at what appears to be the end of an airport runway. She sprays him down while he repeatedly calls her a bitch, and after stripping down and whining about because he does so many odd jobs around the house that she should do something for him. Apparently thinking it’s the easiest way to get Dino to shut the hell up, Brandee drops down and sucks his cock. She gets a little twat tonguing in return before he fucks her on the hood of her car. They move inside so the neighbors can’t get a free show, and keep things going missionary style. Brandee has Dino switch holes, and amazingly takes the dry anal with his semi-hard cock. Finally, Brandee finishes things up taking a dribbly little pop on her tongue and licking around it to see if there’s enough ball snot there to taste.
This is an okay scene, although it didn’t start out that way. The opening with Dino seeing how much he could call Brandee a bitch did absolutely nothing for me other than make me hope that she had a strap-on handy to make him her bitch. I was disappointed that there was only one position in the scene, which made it fairly boring, but Brandee really took the anal like a champ.
Rebecca Bardoux and Rod Fontana get it on in the second scene. She takes his cock into her throat as he sits on a swing and lets Rod reach back and play with her holes. Rebecca rides Rod reverse cowgirl style before letting him fuck her from behind. Rod gives Rebecca a good tonguing before cornholing her from behind and missionary style. Rebecca finishes things up cowgirl and missionary style with her pussy and finally takes Rod’s nutty goodness on her face.
This is a pretty good scene. Rebecca is very energetic and fairly vocal as well. She does a nice job here and appears to have several very strong orgasms. She isn’t aging the best, but she also shows that just because a woman gets older doesn’t mean she forgets how to fuck.
Mia, a cute brunette, is presented to Brandee as her birthday present (complete with a cake on her pie) by Dino Bravo, the Joe Bob Briggs guy. Brandee spreads the frosting around a bit before licking it up, and later lets Mia have a taste of the frosting on her cookie. The girls each give the guy a little oral love before Mia rides him cowgirl style while Brandee rides his tongue. Mia takes Dino’s cock in her pussy in a couple positions before having him fuck her ass from behind while Brandee watches. Finally, Mia takes Dino’s dick droppings in her mouth and swallows them down.
This is a pretty hot scene. Mia isn’t too bad looking and has a good body for her age. She puts some nice enthusiasm into the scene, although you never get to see both the penetration and her reaction. Brandee’s portion of the scene also seemed woefully inadequate. She’s supposed to be watching Dino and Mia for the last part of the scene, but all you get is one little clip of her diddling herself while she says she’s going to watch and that’s the last you see or hear out of her. This scene is pretty good, but it could have been a lot better with a director who knew what they were doing.
Michelle St. James, a bottle blonde who isn’t the best looking in the business, gets it on with Rod Fontana in the penultimate scene. They talk dirty back and forth a bit before Michelle takes Rod’s rod to her throat. She climbs up to energetically ride Rod cowgirl style and squeezes in so close you can’t see anything before rolling over and letting him nail her missionary style. He mixes in a little anal action as he fucks Michelle missionary style and finishes things up giving her a pop that doesn’t quite make three drops.
Michelle’s looks never do too much for me, but I can’t deny her enthusiasm. She puts great vocals in the scene and doesn’t skimp on the energy either. There’s no doubt as to whether or not Michelle’s into the scene at any moment here, and it helps the scene get into the good column rather than the ewwww column.
McKenzie Blue, a slightly unattractive blonde, starts off the final scene with Dino Bravo in a pool. They move to the hot tub where McKenzie gobbles his knob before getting out so he can mouth her muff. He pounds her pussy missionary style, from behind, and cowgirl style before sticking it where the sun don’t shine from behind. Finally he gives her a small facial.
This scene was almost completely forgettable. It’s not that it’s bad, it’s just that there’s nothing about it that seems worth remembering. Much of this I blame on the camera work and the direction of Roman Pornanski.
Older and Anal is a fairly forgettable movie. The women are all older and do take it in the backdoor, but that’s about as far as it goes. After watching this one and a few of his (at least I assume it’s a his) other movies, I’m not really sure how Roman Pornanski got behind the camera unless he was doing this for community service, and in that case I think he should be picking up trash in the parks for at least twice as many hours as he got off for doing porn. The style of direction seems to just be to have people fuck and watch with a camera. The talent is rarely positioned well to get a good angle, and when it does happen I think it just happened rather than being due to Pornanski. It also focuses way too much on close-ups for my tastes. I think there was at least one position in every scene where you were never shown the penetration as well as the girl’s reaction in the same shot, which is something I always want to see. I’ll admit that I didn’t expect Older and Anal to be a great movie, but there was no reason it had to be as forgettable as this either.
Extras: Trailers are included for Finally Legal 4, Anal Excursions, Ron Jeremy’s On the Loose: Venice Beach, and Pat Myne’s Runaway Teens. The photo gallery contains about two dozen nice looking photos of varying size. There’s also internet and phone sex information.
Themes: Straight, older women, anal, lesbian, group, and rimming (male > female)
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
Overall: Currently, many of Metro’s DVDs can be found online for between $12 and $25 with most stores offering them for around $20. Rent this one before buying it as I don’t know if it’s going to have a lot of replayability. The sex is okay and there’s nothing that really stands out in any way about the DVD.
Note to Metro: It’s good to see you trying to fulfill some of the other fetishes like this one. Now please pay a couple extra bucks and hire somebody who can direct. Also, a cast listing would be nice (there’s no reason the guys can’t get a little credit too), as well as a little polishing refinements such as more chapters and listing at least the girl for each scene in the chapter menu. These are all little niceties that always give the viewer a little better impression of the product they bought. The better impression you can make, the better chance you have of selling them something in the future.
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