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Oh Those Nurses

Oh Those Nurses

Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Category:  Classic , Feature film
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T0MBOne's ratings for Oh Those Nurses:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Oh Those Nurses overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Oh Those Nurses Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks Oh Those Nurses Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Oh Those Nurses Sex rating 2.5 stars
Plot/Acting Oh Those Nurses Plot/Acting rating 2 stars
Extras Oh Those Nurses DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Oh Those Nurses A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  7/28/2009
For the 4th Anniversary of the Battle of Hamburg, General Wastemail (Jack Teague) arranges for some nurses to spend the day with what's left of his troops in OH THOSE NURSES. (1982, VCX-Cal Vista Classic standard frame re-release, 2009)

"And when the time comes, I want you to rise to the occasion and charge into the gap," declares the General, who helps his soldiers and himself get laid in this kinda goofy xxx comedy.

OH THOSE NURSES begins with an interesting scene as a pale French woman with honey blonde hair and small tits (Diana May) lands in a tent with two American soldiers (David Morris and Mike Feline) as gunfire and bomb noises explode around them. She even yells out "mangez, mangez" instructions as the dudes take turns sucking and pussy fucking her. One cumshot lands on her tits and tummy, the other soldier mishfucks her, lands his cumshot in her pussy hair then the tent caves in upon them---!! 1/2

The middle section of OH THOSE NURSES consists of many short xxx encounters as the nurses arrive and hope to "cure' the bedridden men: Ron Jeremy doggy fucks Bobbie Burns while she sucks the cock of flat on his back Mike Feline---!!, head nurse Suzzanna Ash (beautiful, tiny tittied cover girl) rides cowgirl on R. Bolla but some suspicious xxx inserted footage and a cumshot off camera dulls the imapact---!, Lysa Thatcher sucks the cock of flat on his back David Morris and Ron Jeremy shows up again to doggy fuck Lisa that leads to a David Morris mish-fuck and cumshots that land on Lisa's tits and face---!!!, Merle Michaels walks in on an in-drag Jerry Butler preparing for the night's entertainment, which leads to cowgirl fucking in the chair, doggy fucking beside the chair and a hula skirted Ron Jeremy showing up again for a blowjob, which leads to a facial and a Jerry Butler load landing on the tush---!!!.

OH THOSE NURSES' finale is a strange series of nurse encounters with General Wastemail as the nurses move around his supposedly paralyzed body in bed with a potrait of George Washington hanging nearby. He receives a double dick-licking from Merle and Lori Palmer; Merle rolls the General onto Lori for some mish-fucking; Suzzanna Ash arrives for more cowgirl riding; all three nurses roll the General over so that he can butt-fuck Lysa Thatcher and drops his tiny load in the small of her back. It's a miracle, The general can fuck! It's a miracle, the General can walk!---!! 1/2

Nancy Deeds gets writing credit for this amiable flick. Director C. C. Williams keeps this 78 minute DVD moving along with well-constructed action that's lacking in sexual heat unless Merle Michaels and Lysa Thatcher are around. Final rating for OH THOSE NURSES (1982, VCX-Cal Vista Classics) is !! 1/2 outa !!!!! Extras include a Photo Gallery-2 minutes, Bonus Scenes-4, Vintage Trailers-4 and a Legendary Tribute.

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