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Oh! Me So Horny 3 (Lethal Hardcore)

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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  7/17/2005

Lethal-Hardcore keeps it real, rough, rugged and raw

Oh, Me So Horny! 3

2005, 2 hours and 5 minutes
Lethal-Hardcore
Directed by Stoney Curtis
Starring Lyla Lei, Yumi, Loni, Roxy Jezel, Jazmin and Jayna Oso



What You Should Know:
Lethal-Hardcore knocked me on my ass with their initial wave of releases last year, exhibiting a dedication to putting out hardcore, no-frills porn. You won‘t see any fancy locations or beautiful sets in a Lethal-Hardcore movie but you will see your favorite stars, often like you‘ve never seen them before, stripped down to their bare essentials with nothing to distract them from the action and concentrating on their job, providing grade-A energetic stroke material. Often it isn‘t pretty or have the best production values but it achieves the intended purpose: to get you off. After losing me somewhat with their mediocre second wave of titles, Lethal seems to be back on track with a stellar round of titles in their third wave. The Oh, Me So Horny! series has never faltered in the past and this latest one looks to keep that tradition going.
Scene One: Lyla Lei & Yumi with Lee Stone


Lyla and Yumi introduce themselves then turn on each other and began to lick and caress each other everywhere as they undress. Lee interrupts their labia licking session and receives a POV blowjob for his transgressions. Yumi and Lyla share his cock nicely before Yumi lies back and receives Stone‘s wood missionary as Lei flicks her tongue over Yumi‘s nipples. When it‘s her turn, Lyla opts to ride Stone cowgirl. She doesn‘t hog his cock for long and like a good friend, turns him back over to Yumi, who sits on Lee‘s lap reverse cowgirl. Lyla and Yumi look to the camera and talk more to the viewer than to Stone as they‘re fucked. On her knees and her ass upturned, Lei takes Lee‘s length in her ass doggie while she and Yumi tongue wrestle. Yumi sucks Lee‘s cock as it leaves Lyla‘s ass and Lei repositions herself atop Stone‘s tool, this time reverse cowgirl anal. Yumi laps at Lyla‘s pussy here and Lei becomes less and less eager to share. Lee puts Lyla down on her shoulders and shoves his dick back in her ass piledriver while Yumi entertains herself with Lei‘s nipples and the occasional A2M hummer. Lee ends up squeezing out a somewhat paltry load into both of their mouths. The girls kiss and give Lee one last suck apiece.


Scene Two: Loni with Sledgehammer


In a genre where most of the participants stand silent or speak in broken English, Loni (and Mika Tan) has so much personality she‘s fun to watch even when she doesn‘t have a dick buried in her twat. An easy and electric smile and playful giggle are typical of her interview demeanor but that all gives way to a scowling and filthy shit-talking fuck-pig once the scene begins. Barely breaking five feet but with large, full all-natural tits that‘d give Jane Darling's boobs a run for their money, Loni is paired with a favorite of hers today, Sledgehammer. He fingers her hole while she lies back and frigs her clit before she drops to her knees and wrestles his monster cock between her lips. Watching her attempt to fit that freakish dick in her mouth is akin to watching a midget trying to swallow a beer can. I mean, if Sledge decided to smack her face with it right now, he‘d probably knock her out. It‘s a task but not one Loni is going to back down from. In fact, she seems to relish the idea that she has to put in the extra effort. In mish, Sledge lays the pipe deep, much to Loni‘s satisfaction: “Oh my God, you‘re stretching me out! It‘s so fat! It‘s thick, oh my God, it‘s so thick! Oh shit…oh fuck!” To his credit, ’Hammer’s dick does slightly resemble a flesh-covered telephone pole as it slides in and out from between Loni‘s legs. A modified sixty-nine precedes Loni riding Sledge‘s massive girth reverse cowgirl, her tits bouncing in time with his thrusts. She grinds circles on his lap while he teases her clit and runs his fingertips over her hard puffy nipples. Doggie and cowgirl are next. Loni bucks back and meets Sledgehammer’s pumps in the middle until her eyes roll back in her head and I think she’s going to pass out. Sledge gives her one last ride, standing cowgirl, before he puts her down and squeezes spooge into her open mouth. I finally understand the reason for Sledge‘s sweatband he wears on his wrist because he gave Loni a WORKOUT. Loni‘s LAUGHING: “Me so horny for big black cock!” She shows us just how much by keeping Sledge‘s dick in her mouth, taking it out only to rub in the semen that landed on her tits.


Scene Three: Roxy Jezel with Talon


Roxy, despite being Thai, is also part British, which results in her sounding more like Alicia Rhodes when she talks instead of sounding like say, Bamboo. She‘s never lacked for energy or gave less than 110% in anything I‘ve ever seen her in and I don’t expect her to slack for Stoney‘s camera. Faster than you can say “insane cum-craving hose beast“ Roxy’s mascara is running and she has Talon‘s dick balls deep in her mouth, stroking it so hard it looks as though she may rip it off if she‘s not careful. She‘s out of control, bouncing up and down on her knees and moaning up a storm as she just beats her own mouth up with Talon‘s tool. Someone got a good night‘s sleep the night before, a V-8 AND a bowl of Wheaties the next morning. Geez. By the time Talon lies her back to fill her aching cunt up missionary I was afraid the house was going to burn down from the heat Roxy alone is generating. Her intensity doesn‘t dissipate but only grows in cowgirl and reverse, where she and Talon threaten to break the sofa by the sounds of things. Doggie and spoon follow then Roxy takes her place at Talon‘s feet to gather his batter. If this weren‘t T.T. Boy‘s little brother, he‘d be DEAD right now. Hummingbird Roxy finally slows down enough for the camera to actually focus on her as she licks Talon‘s prick clean.


Scene Four: Jazmin


Jazmin is a fairly new asian with an obviously enhanced rack. She shows off aforementioned rack and then settles back into a leather sofa to buzz her clit with a vibrator. Her play is interrupted by an unnamed, unaccredited male performer who shoves his cock into her mouth and then in her cunt missionary. Dick slides through this slant-eyed slattern like a knife through butter in reverse cowgirl, her augmented chest boulders rocking back and forth until she spins around for cowgirl. Jazmin has a meaty ass we get to see and she has it pounded in standing cowgirl and then in doggie while she puts her vibrator back on her clit. Our couple moves back to the sofa for some spoon action before Jazmin tit fucks her guy to completion. He rains a fountain of pearly white droplets over her pierced tongue and she sucks him clean.


Scene Five: Jayna Oso


At this point, I‘m used to most of the starlets in Lethal-Hardcore movies not looking their greatest. At BEST, it looks as if Stoney has them all sleepover, drink all night and then wakes them up as early as possible to shoot while they have a hangover. Sometimes I don‘t mind. Not everyone can make a girl look as good as Jonni Darkko or Chris Streams. Lethal gives us the real, completely forgoing silly and needless accoutrements like say, makeup or wardrobe. But the way Jayna looks here is almost unforgivable. She resembles Helena Bonham-Carter in Fight Club. That‘s right, Jayna Oso should‘ve introduced herself as Marla Singer. I‘ve never seen someone after a 48-hour meth-amphetamine bender but if I had to guess what they‘d look like, Jayna today would be it. Jayna is already quite small, wiry and gamey to begin with so she doesn‘t need to be deprived of any meals, sleep or sunlight. In direct contrast, a muscular and tanned Lee Stone arrives to do the old fuck and suck with her anyway. Jayna is her usual intense self. She gags until her eyes water and takes Lee deep in every orifice, loving every second. She just shuts her eyes and lets Lee abuse her holes any way he likes while she breathily moans and shouts through her mischievous curled-lip smile. A2M abounds as Lee slides his dick in her asshole in reverse cowgirl, spoon and doggie before gluing her tongue to the roof of her mouth with pecker paste. Jayna looks bright-eyed and bushy-tailed now; maybe cum is the best cure for a hangover.



Overall:

It is what it is. This is just as good as the installments that preceded it and stands up well against most of the other asian-themed titles available from other companies. It‘s rough around the edges, the sex wasn’t as intense as in other Lethal titles but it‘s a welcome change of pace from the glossy and polished, almost too pretty look larger companies seem to rely on while delivering only mediocre sex scenes. Curtis‘ male talent forces the girls to step up and give their all. No fancy camera tricks, just straight fuckin‘. If you‘re sick and tired of the RLD/PXP, 3rd Degree/Zero Tolerance same old, same old, I‘d suggest you pick this up.


Special Features:
  • Web Access
  • Photo Gallery (40 stills)
  • Outtakes (14:57 Behind the Scenes segment)
  • Trailers (for nearly every Lethal-Hardcore third wave release)
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